Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick

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  1. DaddiesBoy

    DaddiesBoy Well-Known Member

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    Let's make this open. What are your thoughts on Jonah Falcon?
     
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    should have been me
     
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    Are you bigger?
     
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    No - but I reckon I could have put it to better use
     
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    Good Lord, yet another thread about Jonah :mad:
     
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    Yeah, I have to agree. He writes all these articles about not having a job and such and that porn would be the "easy way out" but if he talks about his penis so much, obviously he likes it. If he likes it so much and wants everyone else to know about it, it sounds like porn is for him. Plus, he would make a LOT of money! I've talked to him a lot. He seems like an unhappy guy but he lives with his mother....
     
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    Dated Jonah in N.Y. about 16yrs ago for about 2-3 Months. Nice Guy, But Quite Odd...He was very much into his cock, that's for sure! We belonged to the same gym in Chelsea, and he would always wear TIGHT Spandex Shorts to show-off what he had, and would come out of the shower & walk around the locker room, swinging his meat w/his hands as if he was spin-drying it. If I recall correctly, he was eventually barred from the gym. On our 1st date, after dinner, we got into my car, and he started talking about the size of his cock, and asked if I wanted to see it, I said, "Sure", and he whipped it out...it was quite appealing, we went back to his place, where he lived w/his Mom, & we had sex in his room, and although he says he is a top, I TOPPED HIM!

    I remember him having a lot of tech stuff, and his room was pretty cluttered. He was a nice guy & we got along great, but his exhibitionism, & in essence...OBSESSION, w/his cock, eventually drove me to stop seeing him. On a weirder note, a few yrs later he was hitching a ride in L.A., and my 1/2 brother who is also gay, picked him up & gave him a lift, and my brother told me that in LESS than 5 minutes, Jonah started to talk about his cock, and offered to show it to my brother, who took a glance at it, and then told him to put it away, and dropped him off a couple of minutes later, as he was kind of put off by the incident & Jonah's unusual behavior.

    Also, I nor can ANYONE say for SURE that Jonah Falcon has the "World's Largest Dick", as there are others who are as big or bigger than his, but not every guy with a cock that size shows it off, or speaks of it. It's a BIG WORLD out there, with LOTS of HUGE COCKS, we just haven't nor will we ever see them all.
     
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    I love you!
     
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    what world would you be talking about certainly not the biggest
     
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    I thought he was straight, or at least that's what I heard about on tv. Interesting would like to see that thing give it to a tight hole.
     
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    Thirdlegproduction Formerly WhiteMonst3r
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    I haven't dated him like the poster above, but I'd say that's exactly the kind of person he is.
    On tv you'd see him on dates or something, and he just want a "normal" life and all and then starts to talk about his dick.

    He may be big and he may have had a lot of fun showing it's size around but he is not 13" or anything close to it as the "bulge" in his pants would have to reach down his knees.

    Just a weird fraud who's identity is forever linked to the image of him having the largest penis in the world.
     
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    I'd love to meet him and see his "meat" in person. :rolleyes:
     
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    One of the things about this site that never changes....:rolleyes:

    *goes and checks the latest 'cut' 'uncut' shenanigans for the other ....*
     
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    I've worked with him on set before. Odd is putting it mildly. From what I'm hearing if it weren't under 10 below that night he might have been parading around with it out.
     
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    Note to Allie: Darlin', Jonah is about as "Straight" as Lombard St. In San Francisco...aka the "Crookedest Street in The World", and you can trust me on that, I've driven down it having lived in SFO.
     
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    ''What are your thoughts on Jonah Falcon? ''

    Honestly, I think he's ugly and weird....
    Having a 35cm penis won't make him beautiful or desirable,not even a bit.
     
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    You might want to work on your chronology.

    You went to the same gym and he whirls his penis about, then later he asks if you want to see it? Wouldnt he realize that youve already seen it? Why not ask if you want to have sex instead?

    Also, what are the odds that your half brother would just happen to pick him up and give him a lift?

    Leave it for the fictitious stories forum already!
     
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    Umm, Mr BigLoadz...READ IT CAREFULLY! Just because we went to the same Gym...Genius, NEVER did I say he whirled it about at ME BEFORE WE DATED, I had already seen it, and he did what he did at the gym, AFTER we stopped dating. I used to go to the gym 2.5 hrs before it closed at Midnight, when I saw him come out of the shower one night and parade into the locker area, that's when he swung it around...NOT TO ME BUT TO EVERYONE in GENERAL.

    Secondly, Who are you to question me? Do you KNOW ME, or My Brother? NO, You DON'T! And as for your "Chronology" Statement, it happened YEARS LATER, and it was my brother who told me about the incident, and I was as blown away as could be!

    So, unless you were at THOSE PLACES at THOSE TIMES and can prove otherwise...Kindly stop your attempts to make me out to be a liar. All I said was truthful, and if you knew him, you could ask my brother, and he would tell you of his incident.
     
  19. DaddiesBoy

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    Also, I personally know Jonah through facebook and I confirmed that my friend above me did in fact date him.... @bigloadz, there is no need for any rudeness here.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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