Jonah Falcon World's Largest Dick

[RugbyFootball]

My Penis and Everyone Else's on Vimeo

 

[patronpk]

Everything about Jonah is uuuuggggglllllleeeee !!

 

[B_heythere246]

Everything about Jonah is uuuuggggglllllleeeee !!

I really hate when I hear these comments.

Jonah has brought attention to himself and fully deserves criticism when it comes to his penis size, as he's never even remotely proven it.

But when we hear these "he's ugly" or "he's so fat" comments, it isn't completely fair to him and a bit nasty in terms of hits and comments on his appearance, and most of all reduces the integrity of people bashing him for his flagrant lying about the size of his penis.

I've talked to Jonah personally, and I'm not sure he's 100% "there" socially and mentally (I could be wrong), but from what I hear, he's a bit of a sad case who basically lives for the media generated myth of his "13.5 inch penis".

This thread needs to stop taking personal hits on him, and more importantly stop giving him attention and notoriety.

Just accept him for what he is. A guy with a large penis, who is not the largest, who has been able to generate a media myth about himself.

 

[RugbyFootball]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PgyZRbkrQ

 

[Tovidious]

I have seen all the different things about Jonah Falcon on here before and a few years ago messaged back and forth with him a few times. I was wondering if anyone on here knows how to contact him? This is a serious inquiry.

 

[Countryguy63]

I have seen all the different things about Jonah Falcon on here before and a few years ago messaged back and forth with him a few times. I was wondering if anyone on here knows how to contact him? This is a serious inquiry.

Moved your thread to the existing Jonah thread

 

[Scroggyou]

Wouldn't if figure, I guy that is hung like that isn't very attractive other than his dick.

 

[Curious]

Let's make this open. What are your thoughts on Jonah Falcon?

PROOF OF JONAH FALCONS EXACT SIZE

Jonah Falcon went on a hbo documentary in 1999 called HBO'S private dicks in 1999 and said Jonah exaggerated and said his penis is 13.5 inches erect and 9.5 inches soft. After the documentary aired Jonah became famous for having the biggest penis in the world. How ever despite walking down the street in bike shorts and leggings, talking about his penis constantly, being on this website, doing dozens of interviews about it he chooses not to do porn which is obviously so people don't see his true size and he chooses not to measure his penis on videos or photos just take photos of it semi aroused at 8 to 9 inches, say it is hid floppy size and say because it is 8 to 9 floppy we should take him on his word he is 13.5 inches hard. I don't know why the fuck what I'm about to do isn't already all over this site. This took me 5 minutes to do with a millimetre ruler and my laptop.
But someone more computer savvy can extrapolate it and factor in perspective to show Jonah Falcon is less than 10 inches. We are a team here after all.

Jonah has one photo of his erect penis on the Internet were he has used ever perspective trick standing side on with his knee out so it appears his penis comes closer to his knee than it does, look at the photo when it's upside down and it doesn't look that special. If you flip a photo of a dick and it looks smaller that means the person uploading the photo tried to manipulate perspective

In this photo he compared his dick to a 4th generation iPod nano the one where he is wearing a white tshirt.. If you go on Wikipedia you will see the width of a 4th generation iPod nano is 3.8cm. The length of Jonah Falcons erect penis is 6.5 iPod nano widths 6.5 x 3.8= 24.7cm = 9.72 inches

JONAH FALCONS PENIS IS 9.72 INCHES LONG.

That is not exact as HE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT LESS as most dick is in front of the iPod nano and he is tilting the iPod nano which makes the iPod nano width appear slightly smaller than what it is. Someone better with computers can extrapolate this with the perspective distortions that I've mentioned he is most likely around 9.5 to 9.6 inches.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Not 13.5 nor 9.72.

If he's still hanging around in the shades here, he could prove me wrong....

Ah, never going to happen.

Besides, you joined LPSG yesterday just to post two identical posts on Jonah - reviving this extinct thread once more.

If I didn't know better this could smell a little of a returning member - nudge, nudge...

 

[redpubes]

Not 13.5 nor 9.72.

He is just a little camera shy.

 

[wd656166248]

All these stories of him always willing to whip it out and show people but never any real good pics or jerk vids on the web?

 

[AndroidNyne79]

PROOF OF JONAH FALCONS EXACT SIZE

Jonah Falcon went on a hbo documentary in 1999 called HBO'S private dicks in 1999 and said Jonah exaggerated and said his penis is 13.5 inches erect and 9.5 inches soft. After the documentary aired Jonah became famous for having the biggest penis in the world. How ever despite walking down the street in bike shorts and leggings, talking about his penis constantly, being on this website, doing dozens of interviews about it he chooses not to do porn which is obviously so people don't see his true size and he chooses not to measure his penis on videos or photos just take photos of it semi aroused at 8 to 9 inches, say it is hid floppy size and say because it is 8 to 9 floppy we should take him on his word he is 13.5 inches hard. I don't know why the fuck what I'm about to do isn't already all over this site. This took me 5 minutes to do with a millimetre ruler and my laptop.
But someone more computer savvy can extrapolate it and factor in perspective to show Jonah Falcon is less than 10 inches. We are a team here after all.

Jonah has one photo of his erect penis on the Internet were he has used ever perspective trick standing side on with his knee out so it appears his penis comes closer to his knee than it does, look at the photo when it's upside down and it doesn't look that special. If you flip a photo of a dick and it looks smaller that means the person uploading the photo tried to manipulate perspective

In this photo he compared his dick to a 4th generation iPod nano the one where he is wearing a white tshirt.. If you go on Wikipedia you will see the width of a 4th generation iPod nano is 3.8cm. The length of Jonah Falcons erect penis is 6.5 iPod nano widths 6.5 x 3.8= 24.7cm = 9.72 inches

JONAH FALCONS PENIS IS 9.72 INCHES LONG.

That is not exact as HE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT LESS as most dick is in front of the iPod nano and he is tilting the iPod nano which makes the iPod nano width appear slightly smaller than what it is. Someone better with computers can extrapolate this with the perspective distortions that I've mentioned he is most likely around 9.5 to 9.6 inches.

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That is not an iPad it is a digital camera shutter remote

 

[AndroidNyne79]

That is not an iPad it is a digital camera shutter remote

Ipod

 

[Curious]

No it's an iPod nano

 

[PornForPatric]

No it's an iPod nano

I had several digital remotes that looked just like that one to control both cameras & lighting equipment. It really looks more like a camera remote than an iPod Nano to me.
https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/sear...ci=27979&N=3777857689+4013440098&view=GALLERY

 

[AndroidNyne79]

I had several digital remotes that looked just like that one to control both cameras & lighting equipment. It really looks more like a camera remote than an iPod Nano to me.
https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/search?atclk=Shutter+Release+Type_Wireless+RF+(Radio+Frequency)&ci=27979&N=3777857689+4013440098&view=GALLERY

Thank you

 

[AndroidNyne79]

Thank you

Lol

 

[FEED THE MAN MEAT]

https://sites.google.com/site/mysexstuffmediaviewer/doc12735-the-world-s-biggest-penis

Interesting thank U

 

[Curious]

What are then dimensions of a digital camera photo shutter and we can extrapolate his actual size

 

[Curious]

What are the dimensions of a digital camera shutter and we can extrapolate his actual size to the millimetre