Jonah vs. Quercusone

[piledrivenasshole]

Becausse he had the balls, as little as the may be, to make rediculous statements in public and stand by them, whether substantiated or not. What a poor fucking limp dick he is!!!

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

bigbull29's dick is thick, but seems average in length. Hardly "big."

I'm not the only one who has noticed that Calboner's dick seems larger than he suggests. Maybe it's his height?

Jonah Falcon is a total fraud. I know that he posts on this site, but I'd say it to his face. Dude, why can't you show proof? All you've proven is that you're thick at the base. Quecusone is bigger all over, and still the undisputed King of the castle.

It's funny how precious a quarter-inch can be to some guys.

 

[FuzzyKen]

The one credit we do need to give to good ol' Jonah is that he manages to be a survivor and keep coming back. This poor guy has been attacked, accused, berated, and made to feel unwelcome virtually everywhere he goes and he still comes back for more.

Jonah is to penises as Edward D. Wood Jr., was to Hollywood movie making. We have to admit that Ed Wood lasted an incredibly long time and managed to find financing for a huge number of really bad movies.

There is no comparison and I really do not care what the ruler reveals. If I had to be in a room with either I would rather be in the room with "Q". Q is a body and a brain with a penis attached to it. Poor Jonah is a penis with a body and a brain attached.

In spite of this, we all have to give ol' Jonah credit. The guy is definitely resilient and like the Energizer bunny keeps going no matter what.

 

[Calboner]

I'm not the only one who has noticed that Calboner's dick seems larger than he suggests. Maybe it's his height?

Ah, yes: the Mandingo effect! :biggrin1:

 

[koval]

I say "Let them both get hardons and beat each other to death with their dicks". Last one left standing is declared the winner. :biggrin1:

 

[BIGBULL29]

bigbull29's dick is thick, but seems average in length. Hardly "big."

My very, very average length = http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/9462/cat/500/ppuser/20882

I take a lot of my dick pics up close, which Querc does not. That makes your penis look smaller, particularly in length. Pictures can be a little deceiving, but if you got a good eye for size, you should never be off by 1.5 inches in length and 1 inch in girth.

Did anyone forget about the overall penis size determiner: penis volume (provided the penis is relatively evenly shaped LOL)?

I'm actually above 7 inches at my thickest part (7.25). Let's worry about the tiniest of a fraction. It's right at 7 inches in my measuring pic if you blow up and look "closely" (not 6.75)

My cock looks bigger "overall" than Querc's, particularly if you compare these two pics (yes, pics can be a little deceiving at times, but I think you can get an idea)

Compare:

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/8398/cat/500/ppuser/20882

http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/29649/cat/500/ppuser/35301


My issue is that LPSG at times reminds me of being in high school. People won't call a spade a spade because they like or dislike a certain person in reference to someone else. People want to believe that Querc is the biggest (btw, "best" is an opinion, "biggest" is not).

People are just size blind on this site. I have no problem with Querc having millions of fans and showing off his great cock, but if you're going make claims that he's the biggest on LPSG, then I got a problem.

Now, I will interject an opinion: I think Querc's cock is better than Falcon's, despite the size difference.

Bull has no trouble admitting that Shorty Mac is thicker than me because it's a fact. But, I'm not jealous of his dick because I think it looks deformed. Likewise, Madingo is clearly bigger than me in length me, but again, his girth size and overall shape make me not jealous.

Finally, in all seriousness, I think Querc's cock is way above average. He's got a stud's dick and he knows it. He should be proud. Show it off, buddy!

I'm not fighting and saying mean things anymore in this thread.

For me, dick size is only important for sexual thrills anyways.

 

[Xcuze]

This is getting silly. Lets get back to insulting Jonah...much more fun.

 

[BIGBULL29]

This is getting silly. Lets get back to insulting Jonah...much more fun.

Yep, it's silly when people won't call a spade a spade.

Yes, I don't care to discuss this anymore.

 

[B_VinylBoy]

If no one believes that poor guy's claims, then why is he famous?

Because of threads just like this.
People should just leave Jonah alone. If you don't believe his claims, the best thing to do is to ignore it. Everytime I turn around, some bitter size queen (or king for you straight boys) are making a thread about him and trashing him just because he doesn't have a pic of himself rock hard ready for them to drool over.

Just get over it already! You have pictures of people like Quercusone to worship (and there's a LOT to worship there). And yes, IMO he's more attractive than Jonah. And if I ever came in contact with a hot, rugged versatile guy who had something like that in between his legs I'd probably squeal like a 6 year old girl getting her first Barbie during Christmas. But now, I've taken a MAJOR diversion from my statement.

Stop looking so good, Q... :tongue:

 

[B_henry miller]

Well, settles that....

 

[CardiffDillon]

I've been very patient and measured as I've been reading this thread but I have to say that this thread disgusts me, and for the benefit of some people who feel the urge to go on the offensive, I won't be visiting this thread again or reading any more comments made here. I'm just sorry that a really nice guy like Quercusone has his name dragged into it.

Some of the comments here are nauseating, all made under the banner of free speech. What you're actually seeing is an abuse of the concept of freedom of speech because nothing legitimises persecution or vilification of individuals in the way it's been practiced by some people here. I visited recently to read extremely offensive comments made about me, seemingly just because I have known Jonah for 9 years or so and have a different opinion on him from one other member, who allegedly met him once and still can't get over it. I found those comments very hurtful but I can only imagine what Jonah feels like when he reads some of the more ignorant comments made about him. I must have a different standard of behaviour to some people here because I feel that treating a fellow human being like that is just abhorrent.

One thought for some of the bystanders in this thread. Much has been made about the 'fake Jonah' the 'fraud Jonah' just because he chooses not to post pornographic images of himself all over the net. Jonah has been the subject of very many TV appearances, documentaries, magazine articles and radio shows all over the world in the past 10 years or so. Does anybody really think that none of these shows have researchers that check claims? Does anybody really think that a magazine or TV company would go to the expense of flying the guy halfway around the world, put him up in expensive hotels and have him on their show if he wasn't for real? I've been fortunate enough to be at on of the TV studios to see what goes on backstage before and after appearances, and believe me, there is a LOT of checking going on, seemingly from everyone from the Director to the teaboy!

As I said, I'm not going to be reading this thread anymore so responding to this message, either positively or negatively, isn't going to be seen by me. I don't know what krkwoods problem with Jonah is, but whatever it is he's got it bad and needs to get over it. His obsession is now bordering on the psychotic. I expect I'll get another tirade from him for daring to have a different opionion, but then he does seem to have a very exclusive version of freedom of speech!

cheers

Dillon

 

[Xcuze]

You cant have it both ways; if you insist that he is a celebrity then you have to accept that people are gonna give opinions on him. Everyone has opinions on celebrities whether positive or negative. It comes with the territory & if you cant hack it then get the fuck out of the limelight & stop flaunting yourself. As for questions about his dick size; considering his notoriety is solely based on this I think its entirely legitimate to question it. Im not remotely persuaded by his claims so to me he is just deluded. As are his followers.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

YES, we know Dillon, and you went crying to Moderators with your hurt feelings. Just as you are allowed to say what you want, so should you allow others, whether you like it or not. This is NOT the Dillon show !!!

I've been very patient and measured as I've been reading this thread but I have to say that this thread disgusts me, and for the benefit of some people who feel the urge to go on the offensive, I won't be visiting this thread again or reading any more comments made here. I'm just sorry that a really nice guy like Quercusone has his name dragged into it.

Some of the comments here are nauseating, all made under the banner of free speech. What you're actually seeing is an abuse of the concept of freedom of speech because nothing legitimises persecution or vilification of individuals in the way it's been practiced by some people here. I visited recently to read extremely offensive comments made about me, seemingly just because I have known Jonah for 9 years or so and have a different opinion on him from one other member, who allegedly met him once and still can't get over it. I found those comments very hurtful but I can only imagine what Jonah feels like when he reads some of the more ignorant comments made about him. I must have a different standard of behaviour to some people here because I feel that treating a fellow human being like that is just abhorrent.

One thought for some of the bystanders in this thread. Much has been made about the 'fake Jonah' the 'fraud Jonah' just because he chooses not to post pornographic images of himself all over the net. Jonah has been the subject of very many TV appearances, documentaries, magazine articles and radio shows all over the world in the past 10 years or so. Does anybody really think that none of these shows have researchers that check claims? Does anybody really think that a magazine or TV company would go to the expense of flying the guy halfway around the world, put him up in expensive hotels and have him on their show if he wasn't for real? I've been fortunate enough to be at on of the TV studios to see what goes on backstage before and after appearances, and believe me, there is a LOT of checking going on, seemingly from everyone from the Director to the teaboy!

As I said, I'm not going to be reading this thread anymore so responding to this message, either positively or negatively, isn't going to be seen by me. I don't know what krkwoods problem with Jonah is, but whatever it is he's got it bad and needs to get over it. His obsession is now bordering on the psychotic. I expect I'll get another tirade from him for daring to have a different opionion, but then he does seem to have a very exclusive version of freedom of speech!

cheers

Dillon

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

I continue to LOVE you Xcuze

You cant have it both ways; if you insist that he is a celebrity then you have to accept that people are gonna give opinions on him. Everyone has opinions on celebrities whether positive or negative. It comes with the territory & if you cant hack it then get the fuck out of the limelight & stop flaunting yourself. As for questions about his dick size; considering his notoriety is solely based on this I think its entirely legitimate to question it. Im not remotely persuaded by his claims so to me he is just deluded. As are his followers.

 

[B_Nick8]

I see. So Jonah doesn't wish to "post pornographic images of himself on the net" in order to prove the reality of the very thing that justifies his existence, bases his celebrity and on which he more or less makes his living (his claim to being an actor notwithstanding). IMHO he would simply be revolting if he weren't so bottom-line pathetic. How very uncharitable I'm being.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

One thought for some of the bystanders in this thread. Much has been made about the 'fake Jonah' the 'fraud Jonah' just because he chooses not to post pornographic images of himself all over the net.

He'll haul out his limp cock on film, but he won't show a photo of himself erect?

I don't really care if he can't get it up. I just think that if he is going to claim to be 13+ inches long, then he should prove it. The same could be said for hundreds of guys on this site--Jonah's no different.

I wonder how much money he's made from that dead fish.

 

[Qua]

For me, dick size is only important for sexual thrills anyways.

Just redeemed yourself about 99% right thar. I hope everyone else on LPSG shares this view, and I know many do.

 

[daddyknows]

Q, i want to have your love child.

 

[B_henry miller]

Are you sure you guys aren't overanalyzing the penis?

 

[B_VinylBoy]

You cant have it both ways; if you insist that he is a celebrity then you have to accept that people are gonna give opinions on him. Everyone has opinions on celebrities whether positive or negative. It comes with the territory & if you cant hack it then get the fuck out of the limelight & stop flaunting yourself. As for questions about his dick size; considering his notoriety is solely based on this I think its entirely legitimate to question it. Im not remotely persuaded by his claims so to me he is just deluded. As are his followers.

Here's the opposite side of the coin.
The way to shut down a celebrity is to ignore them. If nobody paid attention to the man in the corner talking about his big dick that nobody has seen, then he spouts his claims to absolutely nobody and it eventually fades away. A celebrity can't survive without people talking about them. But even if someone mutters a comment, positive or negative, it keeps the celebrity status alive.

You get it yet? If topics about Jonah are so bad, then how hard could it be to just ignore topics concerning him? That is, unless, you're just out to bash the guy and be negative which is a completely different kind of symptom to seek therapy for. Not trying to badmouth, I'm just sayin... :redface: