Joran van der Sloot naked

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  1. nychguy79

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    In June 2008, a Dutch magazine ran images of van der slut boozing and frolicking on the beaches of Thailand amid the Nataleeee scandal. And in one image, he’s seen naked and manscaped! He’s tiny, tiny, tiny. MICROPEEN TERRITORY.

    Via Tabloid Prodigy
     
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    He could't run away from his faith.
    Judgement day in Peru..

    Most people, including myself are really sick of this asshole.
     
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    Maybe he gets enraged when the ladies laugh at his dick.........its a thought
     
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    from what I've seen/read, van der Sloot became enraged when the woman he killed got a hold of his laptop and stumbled onto something pertaining Natile Holiway. The then proceded to beat the woman to death, packed his shit and got the fuck out of country.
     
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    Yes he beat her to death with a tennisracket
     
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    "The tiny princess killer" Put that on the New York Post headline!
     
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    We can't see his peen, because he's holding it. But I don't think the fact that he's a murderer has anything to do with the size of his peen. It has everything to do with his warped psychology.
     
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    I hope the young lady he is shown having drinks with, is still alive!
    There might be another death at his hands.

    As an Alabamian, I feel 99% sure he killed Natalie Holloway.
     
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    He is sexy.
     
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    I agree with everything said here. Geez, not everything is about a large penis.
     
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    Very true. I approve. Plus, we cannot actually see his penis because it is hidden in his hand, as another poster remarked. Anyway, the guy is a psycho and should be locked away forever.
     
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    Why does being an Alabamian have to do with whether you think he is guilty or not? Either you do or you don't, no matter where you come from. Doesn't logic even fit into people's thinking anymore?
     
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    He is evil and should not even be acknowledged on this thread.
     
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    I agree with you, BDS.
     
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    Well I'm Dutch, and I'm 100% sure he killed her. But this time his daddy won't be there to help him.
     
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    As a Floridian, I feel 99% sure he killed Natalie Holloway.
     
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    As a Texan, I am 99.9% sure that he at least had something to do with Natalie's disappearance. How is he able to travel to all these countries, i.e, Thailand, Peru, etc? Must be a rich kid.
     
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    +1
     
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    No, he's not. Just criminally smart it seemed. Just not smart anough. Waht a donkey.
     
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    hes a piece of shit hope he rotts in hell where he belongs
    it has to be tiny if u cover it all with one hand then it aint that big
    poor little rich dickless boy dads not here to say your ass this time hope all the boys in prison make u their bitch
    Enough about him bring on the real celebrities and cocks lol
     
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