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true he may not have a big dick but by the time he gets out bet you 'll be able to park a truck in his ass
 

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As a New Yorker I'm 100% sure that some people in Alabama leave room for a little doubt.


I hope the young lady he is shown having drinks with, is still alive!
There might be another death at his hands.

As an Alabamian, I feel 99% sure he killed Natalie Holloway.
 

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Maybe he gets enraged when the ladies laugh at his dick.........its a thought

I had the exact same thought come to mind. He stripped, ready for sex and then the ladies see he's hung like a boar hamster, laugh and make fun of him and that's what sets him off.

When he was 17 his parents set him up with the equivilent of US$50K money line in an Aruba casino. I guess he fancies himself a real big poker player een if he's short on his own poker. His da, Paul van de Sloot died earlier this year.
 

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Though I'm the last person to condone the actions of a serial killer, assigning his motivation to his allegedly small penis is a very strange train of "logic". The majority of men are in possession of average sized penises (hence the word "average) and most of them are at least satisfied with the equipment they were born with. I've never seen any studies linking the size of a man's penis with his propensity to kill in cold blood, and I doubt that any such study would stand up to the rigors of peer-reviewed publication.

As has been mentioned previously in this thread, the size and shape of his actual penis is hardly a matter of photographic record, at least based on the links provided. Claiming that he has a micropenis is quite a leap here given the evidence as we have it.
 

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He is evil and should not even be acknowledged on this thread.

We can only hope that the inmates at whatever prison he ends up at have access to these photos and are getting good an excited about giving this guy a taste of his own medicine. I'm thinking the inmates will be competing to see who defiles him first and most often. Unlike prisons in the US, I'm thinking the Peruvian officials might be more inclined to look the other way.
 

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doug has it right. once he pulled out his tiny willie, they all laughed at it. then he killed them.

but then again if my daddy was a judge, i would feel like i could get away with murder. if his daddy had not passed, i am sure he would not have been caught. seems odd that as soon as daddy is out of the picture, he gets caught.
 

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I hope the young lady he is shown having drinks with, is still alive!
There might be another death at his hands.

As an Alabamian, I feel 99% sure he killed Natalie Holloway.

I totally agree. I read the authorities in Aruba are really nervous. They don't know what he is going to reveal, especially of their involvement.
 

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He will be lucky to survive a year in prison. If I were a family member and he does somehow survive I would wait until just before his release date and bring a couple cartons of cigarettes to the baddest guys in that prison. Nuff said.
 

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He will be lucky to survive a year in prison. If I were a family member and he does somehow survive I would wait until just before his release date and bring a couple cartons of cigarettes to the baddest guys in that prison. Nuff said.

LOL i'll have to remember that phrase regarding a couple of cartons of cigarettes to the baddest guys in prison. That's gold!
 

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From Alabama myself----no doubt that this dispicable piece of trash killed Natalee.I don't believe he will survive in prison either-----will prolly commit suicide before too long,after all,isn't that what cowards do??For God's sakes,let him please tell the family where they can find Natalee's remains before he does,let all of us find closure and then forget all bout this scumbag forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Haven't any of you seen the video (filmed in a car with a hidden camera) where he admits to killing Nathalie? It was all over the news in the Netherlands and Belgium.
Later he revoked his statements, but he confessed nonetheless.