Jordan Bratman aka Mr. X-tina Aguilera is Hung

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by D_Quethiok Heftyrocks, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. D_Quethiok Heftyrocks

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    "Jordan Bratman made it clear at their Napa Valley wedding last weekend that he was more than qualified to satisfy the bride. Guests nearly choked on their sushi when Bratman raised his glass and thanked his parents for 'my good looks and large [bleep]' … whenever the subject of Jordan's manhood arose, 'Christina would just smile and nod,' a spy tells us."



    Atta girl X-tina :)
     
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    Seems de riguer these days for the pop tarts to follow in Madonna's path, having a status symbol big dicked partner
     
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    i didnt write this, but i wish i had!:

    ...since he prefaced it with "my good looks", I have to believe he was kidding. Cause there's no fun-house mirror anywhere that could twist those evolution-proving features into something handsome. It is possible, I guess, that Christina does think he's packin. She's barely over 5 feet tall, so even if he’s 6 inches, that's like one-tenth of her entire body. Good thing she's never been with a stud like me. She'd end up looking like a unicorn.
     
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    lol @ looking like a unicorn
     
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    That's a very nice picture! I'll keep that in mind...:D
     
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    OMG that's brilliant.
     
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