From: The Shallow End. Nov 24, 2005. ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corp) It seems Christina Aguilera's wedding to Jordan Bratman last weekend got a little bit Dirrty. In a rehearsal dinner speech that sounds like a real heart-warmer, her new husband proposed a toast to his parents, thanking them for his "good looks and large penis". The gesture prompted a flood of tributes to Jordan's appendage, while Christina apparently smiled and nodded. Now there's a moment to tell the children about.