Jude Law

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    Jude Law the actor, was snapped in the buff by a lurking paparazzo as he changed into a swimsuit outside his mother's home in France. The resulting money shot--a full-frontal pic of Jude in the nude--quickly made the rounds on the Internet, revealing Law's attributes to the world.

    I've got the pic, but my ability to attach it here, seems to have left me. ??? Or not!!! duh.
    If any of you have also seen it, whadda' you think? Major grower? Maybe I was just hoping/wishing/fantasizing about more. Nice thick bush tho.
     
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    I don't know why the press is making such a big deal about Jude have "short comings." Looks like an average (but maybe thicker than) flaccid penis. By everyone's reaaction, they were expecting him to hang to his knees or something. Just because you're a celebrity you have to have a giant schlong?! Geez, he's only human too.
     
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    Sorry I asked. :hiding:
     
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    I can't be the only person on the planet who thinks jude law is rough as a badger's ass. I can't figure out what's supposed to be attractive about him. :shrug:
     
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    The guy is flaccid for chrissakes! To admire a fat half-chubby and a pulsating erection is a nice thing, but to diss the male of the species for the size of his flaccid cock is petty dire.
     
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    and plus man, there is nothing wrong with his flaccid dick. It's not big, it's not small - it's the dreaded thing average.

    It's like with celebrities the media can't call them average. They either have to be "huge" or "tiny". We see Tommy Lee's dick and its quoted as huge when its just above average, and its really nothing special at all in flaccid pics. We see Ewan McGregor's dick and its "huge" - again his just above average. We see Brad Pitt's dick and its "tiny" - its really just average. We see Jude Law's dick and its tiny - it's really just average.
     
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    Certainly regret having posted this at all. Sheesh. :banghead:
     
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    Why Regret?

    I wasn't baggin you dude. Jude definitely isn't big and if you wanted him to be then you're entitled to be disappointed.

    I'm really talking about the media who have been poking fun at him since the pics got released with gags about how small it is.
     
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    I really don't get what all the jeering is about. Jude Law looks quite average to me, and I'm surprised all the snickering is coming from some of my fellow females out there.

    I've seen a photo of Tommy Lee standing on stage, fully nude, and I swear his flaccid member looked rather average to me too.


    Jude Law Caught Short in Nude Photo

    By Chip Hilton
    Aug 18, 2005

    PARIS - Jude Law, who appears to have a knack for getting caught with his pants down, has done it again. A full monty—or, as some wags have termed it, a half-monty—shot of Law is zipping around the Internet, courtesy of a paparazzo who caught Law changing into his swimsuit near his mother's home in France.

    The photo, which has quickly become the shot seen round the world, has also become a lightning rod in a curious debate regarding Law's natural endowment.

    "The photographer didn't need a wide-angle lens for that shot," laughed fashionista and political commentator Joan Rivers. "Even if you're using the metric system, that guy comes up short. Where does he buy his shoes, in the boy's department at Harrods?"

    "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure," said Pamela Anderson. "At first I thought they had photographed one of his sons by mistake."

    "Hey Jude, you've got more than shagging the nanny to apologize for," taunted Courtney Love.

    Although such observations are typical of the assessments of Law's manhood, he is not without his defenders. Gay.com, "after a very careful viewing of the evidence," suggests Law be given the benefit of the doubt.

    "It appears to be a simple case of 'bad package day,' the result of an unflattering camera angle, and possibly some shrinkage."

    What's more, said Gay.com, when Law appeared on Broadway in Indiscretions, "he spent the first scene of the second act completely naked, stepping in and out of a bathtub [and] not even first-row theatergoers recorded any disappointment. [Law] is famously comfortable appearing nude. He's stripped bare as the gay lover of Oscar Wilde, and in an ambiguously gay role in The Talented Mr. Ripley. Would even a man that good-looking drop his pants so often if there wasn't much to show off?"

    Law's ex-fiancee, Sienna Miller, who was recently seen in public with a fully clothed Law, declined to comment on his credential. Law's spokesperson, Simon Halls, is clearly tired of answering similar questions.

    "Have you no shame?" Halls shrieked at a New York Post reporter. "Every Tom and Harry's Dick has been raising this issue. The guy's on vacation in with his kids. People need to give him a little bit of a break."

    Or a big break, depending on one's perspective.

    In related news, radio station WKIT in Buffalo, New York, is sponsoring a name-that-willy contest. The person who submits the most original name for Jude Law's member will receive a director's cut of Alfie and a year's supply of Woebegone®, "The All-natural Penis-enhancing Herbal Supplement for Men."
     
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    There's a photo in the press (and it's fairly recent) where Jude is wearing dress pants and is either commando or wearing boxers. Anyway, in the photo (which is clear and close), he's got a HUGE boner. It's a series and in the next photo, Sienna tries to hide it with her hand. Anyway, he's about the same as me in size and appearance soft. Some of us are growers.
     
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    jesus, can't he afford normal underwear? that one's really horrible... plus, his dick looks ugly. 1 sexy guy less on this planet :hi:

    steff :eyes:

    jude 'embarrassing' law
     
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    From the larger picture, he seems adequately average. I'm sure it grows to at least six (maybe more) which in the 'real' world is not anything that should be mocked.

    Personally Jude has never 'rocked my boat' , but he is considered to be one of the 'hot guys' on the planet, and I am sure there are loads of 'dogs' out there with massive 'schlongs' who in reality would be only to happy to lose a couple of inches for a fraction of his looks.
     
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    I think ... why the hell was he changing into his swimsuit outdoors in full view of the paparazzi?!? Even if you're a hard-core exhibitionist that seems kinda dumb. :dunce:

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    as a "dog" with a massive "schlong" I'd have to say hell no to that. I sure ain't no pretty boy, but I'm certainly not as blandly unappealing as he is.
     
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    I wonder how thick Mr. Law's skin must have to be to survive intrusive paparazzi (redundant, I know) taking pictures like this, plastering them all over the Internet, and having strangers like us critique his physical attributes.

    I know I couldn't deal with it.
     
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    nah he's cool, plus i didn't know he's uncut, that's cool too!!!!


    not lets see a rear shot

    thanks for posting kinkguy :hi:
     
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    Hehe, I think he's very handsome and charming, but I'm on the same side of the fence when it comes to Brad Pitt. He's SO skanky to me and SO don't get anyone thinking that he's good looking. :puke:

    I think he's below-average looking. Someone like Luke Wilson or David Duchovny is a hottie to me!
     
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    I think he's below-average looking. Someone like Luke Wilson or David Duchovny is a hottie to me!
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    Yeah Luke Wilson is a real hottie...much hornier than his more famous brother.
    Sexy jawline. Anyone have any info on his appendage?
     
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    I read this at mirror.co.uk

    DOES SIZE MATTER?

    IT'S a man's worst nightmare --- to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet.

    Photos of a naked Jude Law have been dropping into email boxes causing more embarrassment for love split actor. And they have provoked much debate about how big a leading man needs to be and does size really matter?

    Women in the office have been giggling at Jude's photo and saying: "It's not very big is it?" But the blokes have shown male solidarity saying: "It looks about normal-size to me." We asked people in the know what they thought:

    YES SAYS GLAMOUR MODEL JODIE MARSH

    YES... but not as much as men think it matters. Most assume that bigger is better, but for me an enormous one can be just as much a turn-off as a tiny one - especially if it comes with the same sized attitude. I've tried them all and I'd rather have an average one any day. The biggest I've had was absolutely huge and gave me no pleasure at all. And the men I've known with big bits tend to be too arrogant, while those who are less well endowed make more of an effort in bed to compensate. So guys - just remember that size isn't everything, and it really is far more important to know how to please a girl and make her feel special.

    NO SAYS MEN'S HEALTH EXPERT Dr ROB HICKS

    FROM a medical perspective, size really doesn't matter. Having a small one certainly doesn't affect a man's fertility. The only way it might affect conception would be if he was unable to perform due to lack of confidence about how small he was. But then that would be a psychological problem.

    Statistically the average man is three to four inches when he's non-erect and six to seven inches when erect. Interestingly research shows that men who are relatively small when they're non-erect actually go up to the same size as bigger men when they're erect. And when men are looking at theirs, they're looking at an angle that will always make it look shorter than it actually is.

    YES SAYS MIRROR COLUMNIST BRIAN READE

    OF course it matters. No man wants to undergo the humiliation heaped on a mate of mine when he stripped in front of his girlfriend for the first time and was asked if the room was a bit cold. Or another met with a smile and the words: "That reminds me I must go and feed the terrapin."

    Small men can lie all they like about the motion of the ocean being more crucial than the size of the vessel, but they've hated being called Inchey since their days in the school showers. Not that small men need fret because when it comes to sex it's the same end result. A point superbly made by the friend asked by a woman: "Who do you think that's going to satisfy?" He smiled, and answered: "Me." Enough said.

    NO SAYS RELATIONSHIP EXPERT TRACEY COX

    IT does not matter. Men with small ones make better lovers because guys with large ones get the impression very early in life that they are bigger and better than other blokes and tend not to focus on things like foreplay. I've never heard of any woman staying with a man because he was well endowed but they do fall for great lovers.

    It's a myth that bigger penises are better, much as in the same way as men believe women with bigger breasts are sexier.

    As the pictures of Jude Law circulate, women may laugh to give the impression that they are experienced and have encountered far bigger penises. Men will probably laugh too - but at home they'll cry. Women don't fall in love with penises but what's attached to them.

    YES SAYS PORN FILM PRODUCER BEN DOVER

    WOMEN might say they don't care about size but they do. When they're presented with a big one they're thinking "Oh my God".

    When I was a male stripper it was definitely de rigeur to have quite a large one. There's nothing like the feeling of having a big one. It's a very good confidence booster.

    When I'm down at the gym in the shower with ordinary guys, I am surprised at how small most are. Size definitely matters in my industry. When you're trying to create a fantasy you want something above and beyond what people have normally got.

    In life everything has to be big. Adverts always talk about the "biggest" sale. This is no different.
     
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