Judge and the Penis Pump

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  1. Rikter8

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    Objection by attorney when the judge asks a question:

    Your honor, you aren't supposed to pump the witness!
     
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    Seems like the Judge's made all kinds of sounds :rolleyes:

    "A juror at the August 22, 2003 trial commented to Ms. Foster that she heard a "popping" sound"

    http://www.bubbaworld.com/thejudge.html


    "The complaint also said that Thompson, 57, allegedly shaved his pubic area, applied lube, and slipped on the pump, and masturbated on a number of occasions in full view of Lisa K. Foster, Thompson's court reporter for 15 years.
    Foster said she first started hearing a noise that “sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.”"

    http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews_10_5_05_here_cums_the_judge.htm

    And for those who like a cheap double entendre, from that same article:

    "
    Thompson had a reputation for handing out stiff sentences." :rolleyes:
     
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