Just A WEEEEEEE Bit

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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came
to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want"

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so
the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just
perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the
man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
pathetic human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "she was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell.....pregnant when you met her."