Just Blew Some Load At Work

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It's been a long day and my roomie is probably at home, where we share a studio. Had to let it out sometime and somewhere. lol. The last one here at the office. So thought I'd turn off all the lights, drop trou, grease up and put in an extra hour *grin*. Anybody else do the "work jerk" thing recently?
 

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I usually blow a load in my office a couple times a week. Having a door that locks and no windows is a major perk. A few weeks back I was working on a project and hit the point where I was frustraited, hit a wall and needed a break.

Surfed on over to a porn site, cranked a couple of loads out and then went back to legitimate work.

UPDATE: Actually, I'm just horny enough to crank out a good one right now.
 
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i haven't jerked it at work lately, but several years ago i got caught by the janitor cleaning lady late one night when i thought the office was emptied out. she just quickly turned around and walked away. that experience kinda cured me about jerking it at work.
 

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It's been a long day and my roomie is probably at home, where we share a studio. Had to let it out sometime and somewhere. lol. The last one here at the office. So thought I'd turn off all the lights, drop trou, grease up and put in an extra hour *grin*. Anybody else do the "work jerk" thing recently?

I'd do anything overtime with you.
 

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I yanked it in a police sub station once. I was a security officer for a mall. I also have done it outside at night on the back porch, in the car, at friends houses, at a construction site. It is always better when it is in a new place.
 

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It's been a long day and my roomie is probably at home, where we share a studio. Had to let it out sometime and somewhere. lol. The last one here at the office. So thought I'd turn off all the lights, drop trou, grease up and put in an extra hour *grin*. Anybody else do the "work jerk" thing recently?

I'm never in the building alone cause I am an intern, but damn that sounded hot....
 

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It's been a long day and my roomie is probably at home, where we share a studio. Had to let it out sometime and somewhere. lol. The last one here at the office. So thought I'd turn off all the lights, drop trou, grease up and put in an extra hour *grin*. Anybody else do the "work jerk" thing recently?

Are you hiring for any backroom after hour positions?
 

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A few years ago I worked at one of those big faceless corporations. My boss's boss was this nice-looking older straight(ish) guy with a MASSIVE cock. I never got to see it up close and in person, but you could see that huge fucker flopping around in his suit pants all the time.

I couldn't take my eyes off of it. And he knew it and enjoyed kinda teasing me and showing it off.

I spewed a ton of sperm in the bathrooms of that building thinking about his big tool. I never did jerk in the bathroom on my floor, but someone else was. From time to time I'd go in to use the bathroom and there would be fresh cum dripping down the wall of the stall. Always wondered who it was, but never found out.
 

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I used to when I was a lower rank in the military. I am a military cop and when your setting in a little box for 12 hours watching planes. What else is there to do. I know alot of guys who have done it.... definately in the sandbox
 

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Nah, he's a totally cool dude. Just don't want to get caught because I get a little embarrassed. Plus I'm pretty visual: So I need the porn to stimulate me for a few hours believe I relieve my junk. lol

go home, and get nut in the shower.

If he busts you there, and gets in your face about it, find another roommate
 

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No offices actually. Just cubicles. I don't get to stroke it at work usually, but if it's a late night on a weekend, I just lock the door and have at it. I thought about the camera thing too. But I don't think there are...at least I hope not. lol.

Do you all have offices? I'm never alone at work.
 

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When you worked as an officer, did you just leave your load on the floor/ground? Ever been caught?

I yanked it in a police sub station once. I was a security officer for a mall. I also have done it outside at night on the back porch, in the car, at friends houses, at a construction site. It is always better when it is in a new place.
 

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he here is mine
I used to work 3rd shift in a gas station got boring between about 1 am and 4am
I used to call the local phone line for hook ups and would go play in the back room at work man I miss 3rd shift
only got caught once when I forgot to forward the calls home
oops