Just Blew Some Load At Work

[D_Brecock Evileye]

I use to do night security and would jerk off there in the office and in the jeep. I sometimes do it in the woods behind my hose at night and in the car.

 

[jjsuperbird]

this is a great thread! thanks for starting it Jerkdude.

I worked as an auditor for a major accounting firm right after I graduated from Business School. That was over 25 years ago! Accounting and auditing might have changed with the advances of computers, but in those days to test the systems you would have to go look for original invoices and check them against the accounting records.

I was young and horny and just out of University. As a junior auditor you are sent to different companies to do the 'grunt work'... checking the accounts receivable records, match them to shipping and receiving records, look up payroll records and stuff like that.

Usually you have to go find these original records in some storage room or warehouse facility.

Many of my clients had very hot looking young office workers -- sexy, secretaries, clerks and receptionists. They would often be nicely dressed for work and would always be very polite to me as the outside auditor visiting their office for a few days.

putting these three things together 1) young horny graduate 2) lots of sexy young office workers 3) lots of time alone in storage rooms you can imagine what happened.

Next time you see the junior auditor walking around your company, watch how much time he spends 'checking the invoices' in the storage room. :wink:

 

[surferboy]

i used to work in a pharmacy years ago, but i never jerked off there. wasn't ever alone enough.

at the 24 hour pharmacies in soviet walgreens, the cheap ass company would only pay for a pharmacist for overnight. they didn't wanna pay for the pharmacy tech for an overnight shift, even those most 24 hour pharmacies really needed them.

the sinks in the pharmacy are kinda secluded. so, unless you were inside the pharmacy itself, there's no way you could see what was goin on from the outside. however, what this guy forgot to realize was that there is an overhead camera above the sink area. so, district, and ultimately corporate, got a bird's eye view of this guy pulling his pud

 

[edonline]

I had use the bathroom this morning and someone had shot a nice sized load in one of the urinals. I jacked off at the same urinal, also leaving a big load. I'm wondering who it was though.

 

[bigboy9239]

Nope....he never said anything.....but then again, there were 2 managers, 2 salesmen, three supervisors, and three "touch labor" guys who had keys...hell now everyone has keys. unless they did a DNA test it would be hard to find out who spooged on the bosses desk. LOL

 

[bigboy9239]

BTW, I also made out with a big titted blond secretary on the >um< shall we call it the production floor... and almost got into a saleswomen...who told me she was bi-sexual and wanted to do Britney Spears. Which i thought was very hot...considering she was fine as hell....she also wanted to go to New England with me....which would have been oh so sizzly! She has a great ass!

 

[sbat]

Never jerked it at work, but I did get head in my bosses office a few years back. Blew my load in the trash can.

 

[Viper73]

I usually blow a load in my office a couple times a week. Having a door that locks and no windows is a major perk. A few weeks back I was working on a project and hit the point where I was frustraited, hit a wall and needed a break.

Surfed on over to a porn site, cranked a couple of loads out and then went back to legitimate work.

UPDATE: Actually, I'm just horny enough to crank out a good one right now.