Just broke up with girlfriend

[Captain Elephant]

Well, my first wife received advice from her gynecologist during her first visit after our wedding night. She had some tearing, too, but nothing really damaging. The doc asked if her husband was of considerable size. She said she couldn't answer him because she was in shock that he'd say such a thing.

Lube, time and patience was the prescription, not lay off the lay.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

If your just pounding away and not caring what the woman feels its your own fault. Something dont sit right with this story