just curious about something...

[Anon]

Hey, for all you big cock dudes, have you ever come up in a crazy situation where you were going to some place and you had to be frisked?

A buddy told me that when a girl was padding him down the pants she noticed how his cock was pretty big and smiled at him. then when he walked past her she smacked him in the ass for no reason.

 

[benderten2001]

Awhile back, I set the security alarm off upon entering our local (small town) courthouse as I reported for jury duty. I was mortified as I had a few prominent people (whom I know and work with in my job) standing behind me. It was the first time I had been in that newly renovated building with all the new-fangled gadgets and such.

After more than several attempts to find what triggered the alarm ( I surrendered change, jewelry, keys, etc.) it turned out to be my belt buckle (a common, "non-flashy" simple conservative belt buckle like guys typically wear with business suits!) Can you imagine?

Needless to say, I dreaded that "wand thing" being aimed at and passing around my trousers in those certain vulnerable areas. I still have to wonder now WHY this procedure had to be repeated those several times!

...And, all to determine it was my belt buckle! (?) ;D

 

[B_RoysToy]

I can't help but wonder if sometimes a dude will have on a cock ring that sets off the alarm. I have a pace maker and have to be searched by hand. This leads to touchy situations sometimes. :-[

Luke

 

[ericbear]

I've had friends I was traveling with forget to remove thick metal cock rings, and yes, they do set off the alarm.  I also know some heavily pierced individuals that have to go through a jewelry-removal ritual before passing through security.  However, a couple of years ago in Chicago, on the way home from IML (International Mr. Leather), I discovered that the cock ring doesn't even have to be on your body to cause problems at airport security.  After security finally cleared my person, they kept removing a few items at a time from my carry-on bag, and then X-raying it again and again.  Finally, the security officer asked me in what pouch of the bag the "bracelets" were packed.  (Well, my cock is comparable in thickness to my wrist.  I had bought a couple of wide chrome cock rings at IML, and they were packed in my carry-on.) If that's what he wanted to believe they were, then fine, it saved me a lot of explaining, and possible disbelief.  Once when some work-related (oddball electronic) items in my carry-on aroused suspicion, a woman security officer began a diligent hand search, and uncovered a thick rubber cock ring in my toiletries bag.  She questioned what it was, and seemed to doubt my answer, but as she couldn't think of any way the item could be hazardous, or perhaps was just too embarrassed, she let it go.

 

[ericbear]

Returning to the original topic of the thread, about frisking, I once had a rather funny incident, but I think it had more to do with general appearance, than with the cock or bulge per-se, although I'm sure that was a contributor.

A group of 5 of us were flying out of LAX on the way to a fetish event (this was in the pre 9/11 security days). My boyfriend at the time went through first, and the rest of us were on the same line behind him. There was a woman security officer stationed at the metal detector. I'm not sure he set off the detector or not, but perhaps because he was wearing army fatigues, my boyfriend got a careful wand search by the officer. This apparently caught the attention of the male supervisor, who was standing a couple of lines away, observing. The next three guys on line, starting with me, had a sort of biker appearance- heavy engineer boots, scruffy Levis, and heavy leather jackets, etc. As I see the woman finishing up with my boyfriend, I step up to the metal detector, and am waiting to make eye contact before stepping through. However, just as I am ready to step through, the supervisor, running and waving his hands like some flaming queen, dashes over, shouting "I'll do them! I'll do them!" and shoves the woman officer out of the way. I step through the metal detector, and of course it goes off (metal in the boots; this was before the shoe-removal days). The guy then begins a detailed personal search. However, he doesn't start with the wand, but begins directly with a pat-down. During most of this, he is kneeling, with his face at crotch-height, paying careful attention to checking my legs and boots. He asks me all sorts of obviously security-related questions, like "What size shoes do you wear?" After I answer "Fifteen," this seems to demand another couple of very thorough inspections of the lower half or my body, before I am allowed to proceed.

The next two guys in my group got a similar, although not quite as detailed, inspection. The last guy, however, was waved through without even a glance.

There was a short up-escalator just after security. It took all our strength to avoid laughing until we reached the top, out of earshot of the security officers. After we all exploded in laughter, we began teasing the last guy, who had passed through unmolested. "Well, Mark, I guess he didn't think you were sexy enough to bother with!"

 

[13788]

HORSEHUNGshowoff:

I can't help but wonder if sometimes a dude will have on a cock ring that sets off the alarm.

LOL, Interesting you should say that cause once (b4 the 911 massacre)I was flying into ATL and didnt once think about the Huge Metal cock ring I was wearing and got on the plane wo consequence Then I have a connecting flight in ATL to STL and I am in the Line to be scanned and it dawns on me I am wearing a cock ring and since there was only like 2 people ahead of me I thought it would look suspicious if I excused myself to remove it so I thougth to myself I got away with it going to ATL so I bet I can as well here , well that's the trouble with thinking lol, Naturally murphy took over and the radar went off... after being scanned with the wand and it not finding anything I still set off the walk through again well I told the attendant I think I know what it is if you will show me to somewhere private I will show you why but I cant publically and he was thinking it was a piercing on my genitalia well I said yes just to shut him up and then once in the private room I stripped to my underwear then pulled them down and finally through struggling with my hardening cock b/c this attractive cop is now staring at my meat and seems awed by what he sees I finally get the ring off and tell him THIS IS WHAT was setting off the alarm the smart ass chuckles a bit and tells me ok pull up your underwear runs the thing over again VERY CLOSE this time and I pass , he says he is sorry about that and I said No IM sorry I was stupid enough NOT to remove it then he says I better get dressed and get to my flight b/c he bets there will be someone in St Louis very happy to see me, and I turn beet red and quickly leave

I will be Flying again in July to Vegas and you can be certain the cock ring will be in my carry on (love the looks and comments lol) and NOT on my cock

The REAL deal
HORSE

 

[13788]

tigerwolf: January 2003, I was going from Buffalo to San Jose on a flight and ironically when I passed through the metal detector, my piercings set it off. *lol* They ran the wand around and it beeped in a couple of places, and the security guard (who was rather cute), gave me a good bit of a grope through my jeans that I was wearing. It was quite amusing to say the least.

Another one that was kind of funny, but didn't involve frisking was on the same trip. The trip to SJ was for a porn shoot, and when I was coming down from Toronto (I was living there at the time for university) the people at the Buffalo NY border put my bags through and the one who checked my id was this kinda plain looking guy and he looked at my id, looked at me, did a double take at the picture on my license and was like, "Oh my god.. it's you!"

And when he asked why I was going to SJ I was like, "Filming.." and then it kinda struck me and I was like, "Oh my.. are you g.." and before I could finish the word gay, he put his finger to his lips and just quietly went "Shh!".. and shooed me on my way. *lol*

The frisky security guards who just do it because they know you're hung are fun though.

 

[vkngsxgd8]

This happened back in 1986, I was working as a fashion-designer at the time, and we were manufacturing offshore in India, and I had to go live there for certain parts of the year to oversee production of the garments I was designing ... well to make a long story short, a female friend of mine came down from Sweden to visit me for a month, and I wanted to make sure she arrived safely, so I flew up to Bombay (called 'Mumbai' now) to meet her ... this also was wayyyy pre-9/11 days, but in that part of the world, security was already pretty tight, due to the nearby Iran/Iraq war that was going on at the time ... anyway, I flew up to meet her, and as we were going thru security to fly back to Bangalore where I was living, we had to pass thru the metal-detector/wand area, and due to the brutally hot and humid climate there, I was of course free-balling in shorts for comfort ... well, something on me set-off the detector, to this day what, I really dont know, but they pulled me aside into an area that was cordoned off from the rest of the public by curtains, had me remove all items from my pockets, and then wanded me up and down my body ... when they reached my inner-thighs, the guy who was wanding me, looked grinningly at his compatriot who stood there with a rifle or machine-gun in hand, then at me, and brought the wand slowly up the inside of my thigh, reaching my cock and balls, and gently but firmly lifted my entire package up and down with the wand a few times, and said "what's this" ?! then gave his compatriot a wicked grin and they both laughed loudly, then he grinned and laughed at me, then told me I was free to go ... now that was an 'interesting' airport-frisking if there ever was one ...