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Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by les123, May 8, 2007.
If size does not matter
Then why are there no 4" dildos anywhere?
I was in a sex shop a couple of weeks ago and I can assure you that there are plenty of 4" dildos out there. They seem to be marketed primarily for anal use.
The sticker is still clever - I doubt the author was concerned about whether it was stating the truth.
This isn't related to 4" dildo's, but I saw a bumper sticker the other day that I loved:
"If you're riding my ass, you'd better be pulling my hair"
I have a 4" dildo. It's 4"x4".
curiousgirl, I NEED that bumper sticker! LOL
I know, right?? I loved it! And the girl driving the vehicle looked tough as hell...you can tell she can back up that statement!
Hehe thats clever.
I have a bumper sticker on my car that says, "I (heart) My Reputation". I like that. Leaves it open to interpretation. :smile:
Damn I need too see some bumber stickers that I can remember... some of those are pretty funny.
:biggrin1: I LOVE that!!:tongue:
I like the one that says,
Pass on my right.
I chew tobacco.
How about these?
Those were priceless.
I think this is my fave on that list...which our northern most members will like.
"I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun."
I borrowed one for a new signature.
Ok one more fave from the list...
"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?"
There is some truth to this. I ordered a double dong recently that was supposed to be 1.25 diameter on one end and 1.5 diameter on the other end. It's more like 5 1/2 inches around on the small end and 7 1/2 or 8 around on the large end. It's a damn anal annihilator.
I didn't even take off the wrapper because I hoped I'd be able to return it, but when I asked the response was "Im sorry to hear that the product you ordered is not a good match for your needs. Unfortunately, we have a strict policy to not accept any returns on personal use products (whether or not they are opened). Weve had too many incidents where the packaging is easy enough to reseal and people returned products that they had already used."
Sounds like a big problem. So I'll probably use it for a White Elephant at the holidays. :smile:
Okay these are my faves from that link
In case of rapture, can I have your car?
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Liberal Arts major: will think for food.
I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
What we need is a patch for stupidity!
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?
West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
Diameter - vs Circumference