Keep This A Secret!!

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  1. rames

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    About 3 years ago I decided to spend the day working on my tan at Secret Beach on the north side of Kauai, Hawaii. Back then the beach was mostly nude especially at the second and third beach. Recently there has been a rent-a-cop on tne beach. He has been hired by some Morman woman who purchased a home on top of the cliff and was shocked when she discovered that there was a nude beach below, duh, how can anyone be soooo dumb?? The rent-a cop now harrasses the police by phone if he sees nudes and they reluctantly come down the trail and issue citations.

    Anyway, that day I wanted peace and quiet so I went to the second beach and sunned nude, having the beach almost to myself. After a while a very attractive nude couple set-up their beach mats between me and the water. After about an hour a maverick wave washed over the beach and wiped them out. They moved way back this time about 10 feet from where I was laying.

    After a few minutes they started a conversation with me asking about other beaches, travel, places to eat etc. It turns out that they were on their 15th wedding anniversary and had been to other nude beaches. She was cute, had short blonde hair, was about a 38d breasts and had a shaved pussy. He looked like he worked out, nice looking and had a good sized fat cock. After a bit he pulled out a camera and took some pictures of her. She seemed to like that from the way she posed; arms up, legs spread. Then she took the camera and shot a couple of him. I noticed that he was firming up. I was enjoying the show and volunteered to take some pictures of the two of them together. They liked the idea and the scene got hotter. I shot them laying at the water edge, he holding her breasts up and her holding his cock in her hand. He was hard and I was getting there. We ran out of film and he laughed and said he had another roll.

    She wanted some of us guys together and she wanted us both hard. He was about seven inches long and about six inches round. Me eight plus inches long and five and a half inches round. She wanted us holding our cocks and holding each other's cock. This was getting very hot!! He then said he wanted some of me with his wife, she agreed and grabbed my cock and pulled on it a few times as he took pics. I played with her beautiful tits and even fingered her pussy as he shot pics and said that she should grab my cock and rub her pussy. She was WET and HOT!!

    They ran out of film and I knew that I needed relief soooon!!

    We went to the back of the beach and she jacked us both off. We both shot hard and she caught several sprays of cum. She even tasted both of us, and commented that she was having great fun and that we both tasted good. As they were packing up to leave, they asked if I cared to join them for dinner, but I already had plans for a business dinner.

    I often wonder what could have happened if I had broken my dinner plans!! This is a 100 per cent true story. I hope you enjoyed it.:smile:
     
  2. reallyhot

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    Great story dude!
    Enjoyed it...Keep em cummin':smile:
     
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    Yah, stories are fun. You have to love it when people take the time to create such intricate tales. It really should be in the Fictional stories section though. PEople will get confused otherwise.
     
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    I dunno mate, why not stick to your photos, at least they appear to be genuine. ;-)
     
  5. rames

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    JEFF BLACK & JORDANJ
    HOW DID YOU TWO BECOME AUTHORITIES ON WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS FICTION??
    JEFF CAN`T EVEN POST A PICTURE OF HIS COCK, JUST AN ASS AND A CLOUDY SCENE-- WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    people with boring lives become jealous easily.
    i know that from personal.... boring.. life.. jealousy.. ness... lol


    im working on getting over it.
     
  7. D_alex8

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    It tells us that you haven't been around long enough to have seen the numerous pictures and videos featuring Jeff Black's cock which he's posted in the past here.

    Your BIG RED FONT also affirms once again that you have anger management issues.

    Now try laying off the personal attacks just because many people consider the veracity of your tales to be questionable.
     
  8. StMonkey

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    Rames, I would have no problem believing your stories are real, cause hey, cool shit happens to people. But, everystory ends with "and this is completely real!!" or something of the like, and every time somebody doesnt believe you, and hey, it'll happen~ Human are naturally suspicious, and with some people it's not completely uncalled for~ you blow up at them. So please, for sanity and maturities sake, let people believe what they want and don't take offence.
     
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    i dont believe thats good advice.. and i believe we should fight to the death over it. :rolleyes:
     
  10. StMonkey

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    Fine. But I get first dibs on the rocket launcher.
     
  11. jordanj

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    *shrug* It's the internet. I'm not that bothered.
     
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    Had you been here longer, rames.... you would know that I have had many pictures of my dick in my gallery.

    First, I think it is important that you not use caplocks as it looks like you are shouting and your rudeness only causes you to look much meaner than you may be intending.

    Second, The number of pictures a person has in their gallery tells you absolutely nothing about the person. It only tells you that the person who owns the pictures has enough free time on their hands that they can take many pictures of their "dick".

    Third, each and everyone of your "stories" come from these mysterious exotic locations, where you happen to be vacationing etc. I refer to them as stories because when I read them, they sound like stories. Clever plot twists, deemed worthy of fiction.

    Fourth, politeness is key to surviving here, I suggest you learn how to speak to others. I made no attacking remarks yet I was rudely commented towards.

    Edit: Thanks for saying that Alex8, I didn't read the rest of the thread before commenting.
     
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    Hey guys! Let's all get real mad at each other over who has more pictures in a gallery that no one can view anyway! I thought his story was real, so stop bitching at each other and get a real life!
     
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    In what sense can "no-one" view the gallery, pray tell? :rolleyes:
     
  15. snoozan

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    You know, true or not, I would be happy if all Rames' tales were all squirrled away in one thread instead of strewn around all over the damn board. They are all a little too 70s porno mag for my taste, and the writing style makes me... shrivel. A thread of Rames' nudist adventures would seem to be better organization and easier to read (or ignore).
     
  16. rocky

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    I must say you have *quite* a memory for something that "happened" 3 YEARS ago... :rolleyes:

    BTW, there is a fictious stories section.
     
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    good lord..

    oh yes.. youre so clever and witty with your quips.. blah blah blah

    why does everyone feel such a need to be a superior high and mighty a-hole all the damn time?

    BTW, next time you feel the need to be clever.. you might wanna READ THE REST OF THE TREAD FIRST... youre as stale as 5 day old toast.
     
  18. Matthew

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    SHHHHH!!! You guys are not doing a very good job of keeping this a secret.
     
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    As I said yesterday:

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    Are you still on your monthly period, JBT? :rolleyes:
     
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