Keep your eyes on the watch!

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  1. Pecker

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    t was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors
    came to see the show.

    Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance; I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye
    on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
    family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
    chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface.

    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
    it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
    breaking into a hundred pieces.

    "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

    It took four days to clean up the room.
     
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    :haha:nothiing like fecal humor!
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    I guess now his act is in the crapper.
     
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    Sounded like a bunch of shit to me. But funny shit.
     
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    LOL......:smile:
     
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    I am SO stealing that one.
     
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    at least we're attentive... and not anal retentive!
     
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    i followed it to the last word...

    to sum it up....it's SHIT
     
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    Pecker you always manage to come up with good ones. I already sent it to a couple of my friends
     
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    Pity the hypnotist used that word. Now if he had said, "Fuck!" ..........
     
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