Kelly and the Jerk Nextdoor

[furgeson]

I've been lurking on the 'girl hates dude until she sees his dick' stories thread and figured I would try writing one in that style. If that's not your thing then this probably won't be either! All the characters are over 18.

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I stepped off the elevator onto my floor of my apartment building, arms full of boxes. My girlfriend, Kelly, was right behind me carrying a laundry basket full of shoes. After two years of dating, Kelly was moving in with me. We were both tired from lugging her belongings from across town. We were stopped for a minute outside the elevators resting the boxes against the handrail in the hallway when we heard the other elevator chime.

Inside were three people: two of the most gorgeous, fit girls I had ever seen; and one skinny douchebag slouched between them, carrying nothing, but gripping each of their barely-clad asses in his hands. Each girl was no more than 20 years old, dressed in super short shorts and cutoff t-shirts that showed off their toned, tanned bodies. Each was carrying several shoe boxes, pressed against their amazing, braless chests. I tried not to gawk. I looked back at Kelly, a look of disgust obvious on her face. All three moved off the elevator toward us.

“Moving day for you, too, huh?” Asked the skinny douche. “I’m moving in to 1021.”

Great, I thought. My new neighbor. I, and now Kelly, lived in 1020 and would now share a wall with this moron. I had seen some movers taking furniture in earlier in the week, but had not seen anybody coming or going since.

“Oh, we’re in 1020,” I said. “I’ve been here, she’s moving in.” I nodded my head back at Kelly, who was still scowling.

The douche put his keys on top of one of the piles of shoeboxes held by the two goddesses. “Hey, go take these in a while. I’ll be right there,” he said, and slapped each one on the ass as they complied, smiling. Their asses jiggled back and forth in unison as they made their way down the hall. Once again I pried my eyes away.

The douche moved toward Kelly, looking her up and down.

“Name’s Josh,” he said directly to Kelly, ignoring me. “You’re a nice little piglet. I’m looking forward to this.”

“Wha…what did you just say??” Kelly asked in a mix of rage and confusion.

“What the fuck, dude?” I yelled. “You can NOT talk to her like that! Get the fuck out of here!”

“Whoa, whoa…” Josh said, his hands up in feign surprise but not losing eye contact with Kelly. “I said NICE piglet. Like…real nice. No need to get so hostile.”

“Get the FUCK away from me,” Kelly yelled.

Josh began backing down the hall toward his apartment. Kelly looked down the hall and shouted to the two girls who were just stepping into his apartment carrying his boxes.

“Hey just so you know your friend here is a huge fucking dick!” She yelled to the girls.

“We know!” They yelled back in unison, giggling as they disappeared into his doorway.

 

[furgeson]

“What the fuck was that??” Kelly said between clenched teeth as she slammed the apartment door behind her and threw the laundry baskets on the ground. “Did that asshole just call me a pig? A NICE pig?? What does that even MEAN?”

I was in disbelief. I had never been confronted with such disrespect before, especially to my beautiful girlfriend. Kelly was a little younger than me at 36. She had always been a little thicker than she liked, but she was beautiful and certainly not what I would consider fat. She had dark hair that came to the middle of her back, that she usually wore in a ponytail. She was a soccer player in college - she had thick, muscular thighs that were now, like the rest of her, a little fatter than in college. But she had a shapely ass and boobs that had benefitted from her overall weight gain. She stood before me in leggings and an old t-shirt, covered in sweat from the move and dripping in anger from the encounter with Josh in the hall.

“That was unbelievable,” I said, still bewildered. “I can’t even imagine talking to people like that. What an asshole.”

“And did you see those girls he was with? Oh, of course you did,” Kelly said, sarcastically. “You couldn’t peel your eyes off of them while that clown was talking to me. Is that what you like? Skinny big-tit bimbos?”

I was shocked. Yes, I had seen those girls and yes, they were incredibly hot, but I tried hard not to stare and certainly was not ignoring Josh’s behavior because of it. I looked at Kelly in surprise, speechless.

“I’m sorry,” she said when she looked at my face. “That’s not fair. You were fine. They left nothing to the imagination and I’m just feeling a little self-conscious right now. I can’t believe that two girls would put up with that asshole talking like that and treating them like trash, putting his hands all over them, making them carry his fucking boxes. I would never let someone treat me like that no matter how hot he was.”

“Hot?” I said, now somehow even more surprised. “You think that asshole is hot?”

“No, I mean, he was super confident, and like...cocky…” she said, now flustered. “Sorry. He is NOT hot. I shouldn’t have said that. Can we just clean up and maybe go get some dinner?”

“Yeah, that sounds great,” I said, still surprised by the “hot” comment. We quickly changed, and headed out for a beer.

 

[furgeson]

When we got back to the apartment building, we were feeling much better. We had put the confrontation with Josh in the backs of our heads and had had a fun time talking about all of Kelly’s ideas for how to better decorate my - our - apartment.

When the elevator door opened, my neighbor from down the hall, Jim, was walking off. Jim looked at me and raised his eyebrows.

“You meet the new neighbor yet?” He said.

“Josh?” I said, with disgust. “Asshole. That’s what I know of him.”

“I had to ride the elevator with him and his, uh, ‘guests’, a little bit ago” Jim said, not wanted to say “smoking hot babes” in front of Kelly. “I guess he’s some rich kid college dropout. Anyway, they’re a little loud, so I’m headed out for some air.”

It occurred to me that Jim’s apartment was on the other side of Josh’s from mine. If they were loud for Jim, they would be for me - us - too.

“Great” I said.

“Fucking assholes,” Kelly muttered as we got on the elevator.

We rode the elevator up in silence, each of us trying not to get too worked up.

As we stepped off the elevator, we heard “the noise.” The unmistakable, muffled sounds of people having sex. Loud, screaming sex. As we moved down the hall, the sounds became clearer. A female voice with an unbroken “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH”, wavering rhythmically as someone - Josh - pounded away at her. Occasionally the wailing would be replaced with a “fuck!” or “God!”

I looked back at Kelly, whose face was totally blank, seemingly lost in the sounds.

“Sure is loud,” I said, hoping to snap her out of whatever she was thinking and lighten the mood.

“Huh? Oh, yeah,” Kelly said, composing herself. “This is ridiculous.”

Kelly pounded on Josh’s door as we walked past to mine. “Keep it down, assholes!” She yelled. For a minute, the screaming ended. We walked into our apartment and into our bedroom, which happened to share a wall with Josh’s apartment. As we stood in the bedroom, we heard a loud bump against the wall, like someone pushing themselves, or someone else, against it. Soon, a different female voice was coming through the wall, this one lower than the first.

“Oh, fuuuuuuuuuck,” the voice said, slowly. Clearly, whoever she was, she was just on the other side of the wall.

“Fuck….you’re fucking huuuuuuuuuge,” the voice said. “Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuuuuuuuuuuuck!”

The “oh fucks” continued, rhythmically, sometimes louder and higher pitched than others.

“God damn, that dick….that fucking diiiick,” the voice said, emphatically.

We stood in silence, Kelly and I, each of us lost in thought. I had to admit, the mental image of either of those girls pinned against a wall with their huge, perfect tits swaying, was super hot, even if the guy fucking them was a massive fucking prick.

The voice through the wall got higher pitched and more urgent. “Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me cum. You’re gonna make me cum so hard.” Now, the sound of banging, like tiny fists hitting the wall, flailing, came through. Yes, yes yes, yes yess yessssssaaaaaaaah!” The voice screamed and quivered, trailed off at the end and eventually stopped.

“Well…at least that’s over,” I said to Kelly, who once again seemed lost in thought.

“Yeah, what even was that?” She said, blinking herself back to reality.

“So fake,” I said, dismissively. “Must be after his money or something.”

“Right…” Kelly said. “Probably fake or something….” Then she huffed a little and seemed to be back to her normal self. “Whatever. At least it’s over. I’m not putting up with that. You should call the apartment management tomorrow.”

I nodded in agreement. Kelly went to get a shower and get ready for bed. I texted Jim to let him know it was safe to come back.

“I think the show is over if you want to come back” I texted.

 

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A moment later, Jim texted me back: “I thought so earlier, too. Then it started back up. It was hot at first. Those girls are fine as hell. They haven’t got curtains up yet and I can see a few spots in that apartment from my bathroom. Shit…those girls are hot…. but I need some sleep. I’m hanging at my friends’ tonight, see ya.”

I deleted the text. Didn’t need Kelly seeing it over my shoulder and thinking Jim and I were some sort of pervs. Could be a long night, I guess.

Kelly came out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and I headed in to shower. While I was in the shower, I heard ‘the Screamer’ starting back up next door. I was rock hard from the image of those girls getting fucked. And from the sounds of it, they were either world-class fakers or they were getting the stuffing fucked out of them. I couldn’t help myself. I stroked my throbbing hard cock listening to the screams next door. They were ceaseless. I came quickly, and hard. I headed out of the shower and dried off. As I walked into the bedroom I saw Kelly in bed with the lights low. She had her eyes closed and her hands below the blankets. She quickly opened her eyes and brought her hands out when she heard me enter the room.

“Hey, sounds like the screamer is back at it,” I said.

“Yeah…fucking assholes…” Kelly muttered back. She went into the bathroom and didn’t come back until a few minutes later.

While she was gone, the screaming peaked and concluded with audible huffing as though someone was trying to catch their breath. Finally, silence.

Kelly finally came back into the room, calmer now, and got into bed. Soon we both started nodding off. It had been a long day, and it was finally catching up with both of us.

“Those girls are hot, I know…” Kelly said, sleepily. “It’s ok that you looked.”

“Babe…” I said. “You know you’re beautiful, right?”

“I guess,” she said. “I know you think so and that’s great.”

Then a second later, dreamily…”Do you think that’s what Josh meant? That I’m a really nice pig? Like…I’m pretty?”

“What? I mean…” I started to say, but Kelly was already snoring.

 

[furgeson]

Mercifully, we were able to get some sleep. Josh and his babes went at it once more in the middle of the night, and boy did they go at it. Back to back it was the Screamer, followed by the Talker. I didn’t catch everything - I guess they had moved away from the room adjacent to our bedroom. But what I did hear was the Talker cumming three times on what she described, loudly, as “that huge hot fucking dick.”

Kelly tossed and turned a bit, and during the Talker’s final turn got up to use the bathroom for a few minutes. Eventually the noise next door stopped and we slept until morning. I was making coffee when I heard the door to Josh’s apartment open and close. I looked through the peephole. Our apartments were on the corner, so I had a view of Josh’s door from mine. I saw the two girls leaving Josh’s apartment looking groggy and disheveled in the same clothes they were wearing the day before. One of them was carrying a bag of trash from his apartment and threw it in the trash chute down the hall. Unbelievable, I thought…he kicked them out and made them take the trash with them…

Kelly and I had taken the day off work to organize her stuff in the apartment and go shopping for odds and ends to get her set up. It was good to get out of the apartment for a while, and there was no interruption from next door, which was a relief. At one point in the late afternoon, Kelly went down to the laundry room in the basement of the building to throw her new towels in. She came back up looking annoyed.

“What’s the matter?” I asked. I was worried she had had another run-in with Josh in the hall, and I had forgotten to call the building management to complain.

“Fucking Josh. He came into the laundry room,” Kelly said, irritated. “With some girl! Not the ones from last night. Some crazy-looking redhead with fake tits or something. She was folding his laundry while he sat there on his phone, probably talking to other bimbos.”

What the hell, I thought. This guy is doing something right, or he has the hottest housekeeping service on the planet.

“He kept looking up and smirking at me. Eventually I just grabbed my stuff and left. I called him an asshole on the way out, and he just laughed.”

Kelly went and started putting her things away. I heard voices in the hall and looked out the peephole. I saw Josh, and the redhead walking toward the door. Once again, an unimaginably hot girl, this time with short red hair, a couple face piercings, and tattoos covering her body. I have no idea where he was finding these girls. She was carrying his laundry while he strolled behind her on his phone.

A minute later, Kelly came out of the bedroom carrying a pair of black gym shorts. She seemed to have changed her clothes, and was now wearing a low-cut shirt and tight booty shorts that she usually wore to bed. They showed off her thick ass and legs.

“Ugh, that asshole’s clothes got mixed up with mine somehow,” she said with a scowl, holding the shorts up in her fist. “I’m going to set these outside his apartment.” With that she walked out out door and it closed behind her. After a little, I realized she was gone longer than I expected, so I looked out the peephole. Kelly was standing in the hall leaning against the wall opposite Josh’s door, her hands behind her back. He was leaning in the doorway, now holding his shorts. She was nodding as he talked.

I opened the door and leaned out, worried. “Hey - everything OK?”
Kelly looked at me seemingly surprised, but Josh kept his eyes on her.

“Yeah…” Kelly said. “I was just telling him about the noise…all good,” She turned and walked to our apartment door.

“Like I said, P. Anytime…” Josh called after her.

Kelly came in and closed the door behind her. She looked flustered, but that was to be expected talking to that asshole next-door.

“What was that about?” I asked, confused.

“I just told him we heard everything last night and it was really rude,” she said.

“And the ‘any time?’ And P?” I asked, still confused.

“P? I don't know. Whatever. I guess he just meant…we can tell him if it gets too loud any time.”

“Oh, well that’s good. I’m surprised it was that easy.” I shrugged.

 

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“Dude. You should see this, man. This girl is amazing.” Said the text from Jim. The redhead was in Josh’s apartment, and I assumed that’s what Jim was talking about. Because of the weird way his bathroom jutted out from the building, one narrow window in his bathroom could look back on the corner apartment where Josh lived. It was the reason I kept my own blinds closed on one side, since Josh’s apartment was the mirror design of mine. Now, apparently, Jim couldn’t help but check things out.

I muted the conversation. I would see what Jim had to say later, but didn’t need Kelly to see my phone blowing up with Jim’s description of some girl Kelly obviously hated on sight.

Kelly and I ordered a late dinner and started watching a movie. For the first hour, there was no noise coming from Josh’s apartment. Maybe it worked? Maybe Kelly’s admonishment of Josh had gotten through to him!

But my hopes were dashed half way through our movie. We soon began hearing noises through the wall. Although it was loud enough to be heard through our wall, the redhead’s voice was a series of soft moans and mews. Her voice was filled with ecstatic pleasure. I looked over at Kelly who was frowning, obviously having heard it, too. I turned the volume up on the movie, which drowned it out.

Soon, the voice got louder and the movie no longer masked it.

“Oh yeah…oh yeah…” the redhead’s voice came through the wall, slow and sexy. Even her voice was hot. I was trying to stay cool, trying to keep Kelly from exploding with anger.

The redhead continued.

“Oh fuck baby…oh baaaaaaaby…”
“Oh give that to me…give that all to me…oh yes baby.”

Kelly stood up. I paused the movie.

“Should we say something?” I asked, unsure of what arrangement she and Josh had made.

“No, not yet. I’m getting a shower,” she said abruptly, and walked away. I heard the bathroom door close and the shower turn on.

I sat there now in silence listening to the pleasure-filled moans of the redhead.

I pulled out my phone to see what Jim had said earlier.

Jim: I thought the girls last night were hot. I mean, they were. But this girl is something else
Jim: She’s just over there vacuuming his apartment in her bra and underwear
Jim: I’ve never seen someone look hot vacuuming
Jim: Makes me want to make a mess, haha

I texted him: Sorry man, have your convo muted. Didn’t want Kelly to get upset. She hates that dude and I think she hates every girl he brings home. I’ll catch up with you sometime.

I put the phone back in my pocket and got up to get ready for bed. The redhead’s voice continued.

“Oh baby yeah. Ooooooooooooooooooooh babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….”
The voice devolved into a shout and then whimpers. Then, finally, silence. Fuck, it sounded hot. I couldn’t imagine having a girl like that making those noises for me. I’d have cum within seconds.

Eventually the shower turned off and I heard Kelly emerging from the bathroom.

“I’m getting ready for bed,” she said in a matter of fact tone. All hopes I had of having some sexy time of our own were not looking good. She seemed to be in no mood.

We got into bed and I was actually able to sleep. I think Kelly stayed awake, stewing, but she repeatedly assured me there was nothing I could do.

Around 2 am, I woke up to the sounds of the redhead, once again moaning and practically signing with pleasure. I saw Kelly standing by her dresser, changing into workout clothes.

“I’m going to the gym downstairs,” she said. “I’ll pound on his door on my way down, but I’m not sleeping tonight and I want to blow off some steam.”

I said I understood and wished her good luck. I heard our door shut as she left, followed by loud knocking on Josh’s door. The moaning stopped. Pretty good, I thought. And I went back to sleep.

 

[furgeson]

I woke up again around 2:45, once again to the sounds of sex through the wall. I guess that asshole next door was just full of shit and had no intention of keeping it down when Kelly knocked on the door, or at least not for long.

The redhead sounded different now. Guttural. Low, grunting noises like a wild animal. Each was deep, but verged on a scream. Each was punctuated by the sound of the headboard hitting the wall. It must be quite a pounding, I thought, with images of the redhead’s tits bouncing in my head. Was it the redhead?? Or did he have yet another blazing hot girl come over? What chores might he have assigned to this one? Snaking his shower drain? Whoever it was, he was certainly snaking HER shower drain, I chuckled to myself. I was half asleep, so it seemed riotously funny to me. I might have to remember that one to tell Kelly when she got back. I was glad she wasn’t here to hear this!

I pulled out my phone to see if Jim had continued texting me. He had. About 40 minutes after my text to him, he responded with a series of texts.

Jim: no problem, I get it.
Jim: Fuck man
Jim: You would not believe what I just saw
Jim: That dude came over to her while she was vacuuming with a towel around his waist.
Jim: And she just drops to her knees and throws his towel away
Jim: Dude has a third fucking leg
Jim: like a fuckin horse
Jim: I kid you not. I didn’t know what the fuck I was looking at.
Jim: She was sucking on it like crazy
Jim: going OFF on it
Jim: HUGE
Jim: size of my arm no lie
Jim: like, how does some skinny asshat like him have dick like that? how does anybody? Life’s not fair, man, haha
Jim: I guess that’s how he’s pulling these girls
Jim: don’t let your girl see it, haha. I may have to put curtains up if I ever have a girl over so she doesn’t see it haha
Jim: anyway she pushed him onto the sofa and tried putting it in
Jim: poor girl, it barely fit she needs a normal dude like me
Jim: probably sucks having a dick that big, right? Ha.
Jim: she drug him to the bedroom. I can still hear them a little but can’t see anything
Jim: I’ve had enough. I’m gonna go think about that girl and go to bed.
Jim: sorry to blow up your phone, man I just had to tell somebody
Jim: see ya around
Jim: oh, I need to go out of town next week. Do you mind stopping in and checking on my cat? I know it’s short notice. Lemme know! Thanks!

Wow, that certainly paints a picture, I thought. A pretty hot picture, actually. That guy is a jerk, but if I forget about him and just think about that girl at the business end of an enormous dick….pretty hot.

The noises next door continued. Still the banging, still the primal sound of someone taking a pounding. Either he did get a new girl in there or the redhead had warmed up to that monster cock. I closed my eyes and thought of the redhead. Her perfectly round ass, and every inch of her covered in tattoos. I imagined her ass jiggling as a big cock drove into her. I stroked myself for a minute with the mental image. The intensity of the noises from next door and the mental image were too much. I grabbed a tissue from the nightstand and came.

Soon, the redhead, or whoever, did too. The grunts slowly built in volume and intensity, becoming wilder. They culminated in a wordless shout that rang through the wall like an explosion.

And then it was over, and there was quiet once again. I fell back asleep. I woke up at some point to the sound of Kelly coming back into the apartment from the gym. She went straight to the shower. She came into the bedroom a few minutes later and laid down. She was snoring practically as soon as her head hit the pillow.

I’m glad she missed all that, I thought as I fell back asleep.

 

[furgeson]

The next day was surprisingly quiet. No noise from next door. Kelly slept until noon. She finally emerged from the bedroom, yawning, but looking relaxed.

“Hey! You look better,” I said as I handed her some coffee I had made hours before.

“Yeah, I think that workout was just what I needed,” she said as she sipped her coffee. She laid back on the couch and started scrolling through her phone. Within minutes she had nodded off.

I figured I would not disturb her and let her get some rest during the silence. I put on my jogging attire and headed out the door for a run.

As I made my way down the hall, I texted Jim: Hey man, no problem about the cat. Happy to do it. Just leave the key for me like usual. And about what you saw…crazy. Had no idea that little shit was packing all that, but it explains the girls! Speaking of, did you catch anything later?

As I got off the elevator at the ground floor, my phone chimed.

Jim: Nah, didn’t see anything after. I went to bed. Thanks for checking on the cat, will leave the key. I think I’m heading out tonight now if that’s ok.

I responded that it was no problem and headed out the front door. As I exited, I saw the redhead sitting on the retaining wall out front, talking on the phone. I was once again stunned by her - an amazing body. I couldn’t help myself, so I stopped within earshot and pretended to tie my shoe and stretch. She seemed oblivious to me, anyway.

“Yeah, fucking Josh…” she said to whomever was on the phone. “I’m waiting for my uber now. I had to come back and get my stuff. Lazy fucking bastard couldn’t even get out of bed. He left my stuff outside his door.”

She sounded mad. Whatever happened, she was not happy.

“He kicked me out! I’m over at his place all day yesterday doing his shit for him, because you know…that dick. So we’re fucking and I’m just about to get my fucking nut when he stops because there’s a knock at the door. That motherfucker just stops. Pulls that long-ass dick out of me without saying anything, and goes to the door. I’m laying there like HELLO…I’m not here because you’re cool. Because of your charming fucking personality. I want to cuuuuuuuum.”

Wow, I thought. I guess Kelly really did get through to him if he was willing to just stop fucking this pornstar-looking girl mid-stroke.

“So I get up to see what the fuck is so fucking important,” she continued, angrily. “Some old bitch is standing there in the doorway and Josh is standing there with his fucking dick hanging out, still all huge and fucking beautiful and shit. So this old bitch looks at his dick, looks at him, and goes ‘ok’ and Josh goes ‘ok what?’ And she says “ok I wanna be your pig’ like what the fuck is that? I swear the things he gets these crazy girls to do. Yeah I know, like I should talk, hahaha. You do it too, don’t give me shit. The shit we do for him. So anyway Josh goes ’no, you know what you have to say’ and she goes ‘fuck you’ all angry and he’s like ‘say it.’ She goes, and I’m not kidding, ‘I wanna be your fuck-pig.”

My heart was racing, What the fuck was I hearing??

“A FUCK-PIG. So he turns to me and says ‘you gotta go right now.’ I’m like what the fuck? I barely got clothes on and he’s pushing me out the door and that old bitch is standing there in his apartment looking mad as shit. Unbelievable. He fucking owes me for that. Like a weekend of dick for that shit. Anyway my car’s here I’ll talk to you later.”

And then she was off. And my head was spinning.

 

[BATMANG111]

Amazing Start. Awaiting the rest!

 

[Moose99]

That's what I'm talking about

Q: What am I talking about?

A: That^.

That is what I am talking about.

Missed these types of stories. You and Heavyd6 bringing back the glory days. Never thought I'd again see a day again where I'd see one of these story types on here. Let alone 2. Thanks for letting an old timer relive that feeling when I first encountered Biltmore. (Only been lurking here for 4 years and not actually an old timer but sounded cool to say).

Can't wait to see where this goes.

 

[furgeson]

I started to run, thinking furiously about what I had just overheard. No way. There was no way that was true. First of all, Kelly HATES that guy. Hates him, And with good reason! He literally called her a pig within seconds of meeting her. It must be some joke. Maybe Josh put the redhead up to it, or maybe she recognized me somehow and thought she’d have a laugh. Maybe it was somebody else entirely, who knows how many girls Josh has stopping by. And Kelly would never do something like that. Not only sleep with somebody else, but an asshole like that! And she would never say those things. Nope, it didn’t make sense. The timing of it all was a bit of a coincidence, but that’s all, it had to be.

I got back to the building. As I approached, Kelly was coming out the front door dressed like she was going out.

“Hey babe,” she said, seeing me. “I was just about to text you. I’m meeting Jenna for a cocktail. I’ll be back later, k?”

“Yeah, sure,” I said. Everything seemed so normal, even chipper about her demeanor. “Have fun, say hi to Jenna for me.”

I kissed her and she was off.

Ok, good, I thought. Jenna is a good friend. She’s a no-bullshit type, so hanging out with Jenna will be good - they can complain about Josh and his girls. Jenna is about the same age as Kelly, but in great shape. She’s a personal trainer. She’s usually sporting a shaved-sides mohawk or some other tough looking haircut. I’ve never seen her with a guy, and she’s always shit-talking ‘dudes.’ For all I know she likes girls, and that’s great - she’ll hate Josh with a passion if he comes up in conversation. And, I could use some alone time to process everything.

I made my way to the elevator and called it down. As the doors were closing behind me, a young female voice shouted “hold the elevator, please!” I put my hand in the doorway to stop it, and onto the elevator walked a gorgeous, dark skinned girl, her arms full of groceries.

“What floor?” I asked, but I already knew.

“10 please!” She said cheerfully.

“Friend of Josh’s?” I asked

“Uh, I guess,” she said, seeming to think about the word ‘friend.’ “I’m making him dinner tonight, anyway.” She rolled her eyes.

I offered to help her with her bags, but she declined and thanked me for offering. I let her exit first, and watched as her ass jiggled back and forth in her shorts all the way down the hall to Josh’s door. I moved past her and entered my apartment, and afterward heard his door open and close.

I sat down, overwhelmed. I saw Kelly’s iPad sitting on the coffee table. She didn’t keep it locked and it was common for me to use it, so I picked it up. I don’t usually, but I couldn’t help but look at the messages, which sync with her phone. There were texts with Jenna at the top, planning their cocktail outing, and a text with her parents about her sister’s birthday. And then there was a text thread with an unknown number from yesterday. I opened it and scrolled to the top.

Kelly: Is this Josh?
Number: yeah
Kelly: you think you’re cute, leaving your number in my laundry?
Number: worked, didn’t it?
Kelly: You’re a world class asshole and I’m going to file a complaint with the apartment
Number: about what?
Kelly: you know what. The noise. You and those girls all night
Number: you jealous?
Kelly: fuck you. No way. You and your whores. I don’t know what you’re paying them but its gross
Number: I only pay them in dick, and they love it
Kelly: yeah right, no dick can compensate for you
Number: I’d be happy to show you
Kelly: HAHA. No way I’d let you near me.
Kelly: Fuck you
Kelly: Besides, I’m like twice your age and not some fake-ass bimbo like you obviously like
Number: I’d kick any of them out anytime if you say the magic words
Kelly: what magic words? Please and thank you? Fuck you
Number: no, more magic than that. You need to be nicer to me if you want this dick
Kelly: I don’t
Kelly: want that dick
Kelly: I’ve had dicks
Kelly: big ones. and no dick is worth putting up with you
Number: you haven’t had it like this
Number: tell you what, I’ll give you a little preview.
Number: bring my shorts to me
Number: I’ll show you just enough to prove its what I say it is
Number: you hear those girls, you know what it can do
Number: I’ll show you Half should be enough. Half, soft.
Kelly: whatever asshole. I’ll laugh at your precious dick
Number: maybe. Maybe not. And I’ll tell you the magic words while you’re there
Number: and anytime you want, you just say those magic words, and the bimbos are gone and you can come be nice to me
Kelly: you’re an ass
Number: I’m just getting back to my apartment now. Bring me my shorts. Quick, I’m about to give all this dick to someone else.

I was dumbfounded. I didn’t realize she had ever even talked to him. And now he was trying to show her his dick. And she seemed…open to it? Is that what was going on in the hall when I came out?

The texts continued a few minutes later

Number: Tell the truth. It’s the biggest you’ve seen
Kelly: it is
Kelly: like, huge. Ok?
Kelly: Is that what you want? You have a fucking huge cock.
Number: You know what I want
Kelly: fuck you. I’ll never say that
Number: ok. Have fun getting off to to the sound of me putting this beast to work over here. This girl is a stunner and she reallllly likes when I lay this pipe into her. Bet she likes it all night
Kelly: fuck off

I sat in stunned silence. Kelly had talked to Josh. He had showed her his cock. She seemed…impressed? Something else? But that wasn’t news in itself. Even according to Jim, Josh had a huge one. But why was she even entertaining it? And then was it her the redhead was talking about? I was so overwhelmed at the time, I couldn’t remember everything the redhead said about the conversation Josh had with the woman in the doorway that night. Were those the magic words? Fuck pig? I could barely even think it. How could anyone, especially Kelly, say those words out loud. And the last thing she said to him was fuck off - she definitely still hates him. It didn’t add up.

Just then, I saw an envelope slide under the front door, and heard Jim’s voice from the other side shout “thanks man!” The envelope had a handwritten note on it “thanks for watching Lilly. Don’t spend too much time in the bathroom LOL.” Inside was the key to Jim’s apartment.

 

[pimpinsmurf]

I'm waiting for that Rear Window moment when he catches Kelly & Josh from Jim's apartment.

 

[furgeson]

Kelly got home a little late that night, and a little tipsy.

“Something smells AMAZING,” she said enthusiastically as she walked into the apartment.

“Oh, uh, I think Josh has a visitor and she’s making him dinner,” I said. Apparently, a really good dinner.

Kelly’s face immediately contorted into a frown. “Oh.” She said. Then, realizing her reaction, softened a bit. “It’s ok. I ate while I was out, I just thought maybe you had made something.”

We hung out for a little and Kelly told me about Jenna’s vacation she had just gotten back from. I was still feeling out her mood and whether I should confront her over everything. Did I have enough evidence? All I had was texts that proved she had seen his dick but then told him fuck off, and the conversation I overheard outside. And for that, I’d have to admit that I was intentionally hanging around the redhead, which would NOT go over well.

“What are your thoughts on Josh?” I asked, during a lull in the conversation.

“What do you mean what are my thoughts on Josh?” Kelly responded, with shock. “He’s a total asshole. He treats girls like shit. He’s degrading and he’s super…cocky” her voice changed as she said “cocky” but she recomposed herself. “I mean, he’s gross.”

That made me feel a little better. Her response seemed genuine. I wasn’t going to confront her without something more.

I got ready for bed, but Kelly said she was not tired after sleeping so late, so she was going to stay up.

I woke up a little later. Once again, Kelly was getting changed. And once again, the sounds of Josh railing a girl - the chef no doubt - came through the walls.

“How long has that been going on?” I asked.

“Too long,” Kelly said angrily. “I’m going to the gym.”

“Ok, be safe, I love you,” I said.

“Love you, too. I’ll be back later, try to get some sleep,” Kelly said and left.

The chef was not as loud as the others, but the sounds through the wall were an unmistakable “ah ah ah ah” of someone getting steadily fucked.

As I lay in bed, I heard Kelly pounding on Josh’s door. The sounds from next door stopped.

I got out of bed and went to my door and looked through the peephole. Kelly was nowhere to be seen. Had she gone down the hall already? Had she gone into Josh’s apartment?

I grabbed the key to Jim’s apartment. From his bathroom, I might be able to see what was going on. I was about to open the door when Josh’s door opened. The chef walked out. She turned around and yelled “fuck you” at the closing door. Then she was off down the hall toward the elevator.

I waited for her to get on the elevator before I exited my apartment. I slipped past Josh’s apartment and quietly opened Jim’s. Lilly the cat greeted me, but I walked past her to the bathroom.

From the window, I could see Josh’s living room. His black leather sofa was pushed against the back wall. It was a sparse setup, like a college student with money would have. Just some side tables and a giant TV on a stand across from the sofa, with video game controllers scattered about.

Standing in the living room, looking out the window toward the city with her arms crossed angrily, was Kelly.

Just then, Josh walked into view. And between his legs hung a massive, thick cock.

 

[jlinds02]

Amazing! Hot and well written. More please

 

[furgeson]

None of the texts from Jim, or the texts between Kelly and Josh, or the description I had overheard during the redhead’s phone call had prepared me for just how massive Josh’s cock was. Not fully hard, it hung impossibly heavy from his skinny frame, hanging forward in a long arch toward the floor. It swayed as he walked over to the sofa, where he turned and flopped lazily. He put one arm behind his head as though he were relaxing, and with the other hand he pick up his enormous cock and began slowly stroking it. As he did it became harder and, somehow, even bigger.

Kelly turned and looked at him. She uncrossed her arms and started pointing them and waiving them as she talked to him. I had no idea what she was saying but she was obviously yelling at him. Maybe she was just there to yell at him? To tell him to keep the noise down? He laughed as she went on, and continued stroking his pillar of cock. With each stroke up, his heavy balls moved up and off the couch. Even from where I was in another apartment looking through a small window, it was an intimidating sight to behold.

Josh shifted and started waiving his non-stroking hand at Kelly and saying something to her. She shook her head emphatically no. He waived again and then started wagging his towering cock in the air, taunting.

Kelly began taking off her clothes. Although she had been wearing gym clothes on the outside, underneath she wore sexy panties and a matching push-up bra. She was clearly not dressed for the gym, She stood there with her hands on her hips. Josh once again said something to her and she slowly took the bra and panties off. She was now completely naked standing across from Josh, who was grinning from ear to ear. He said something to her and she shook her head. She turned toward the window for a second, and then back to Josh. What seemed like forever later, she slowly started dropping to her knees. Josh was nodding. Kelly began crawling on all fours, slowly, toward him.

When she reached the sofa, Josh patted the seat next to him. Kelly crawled up onto it and knelt next to him, her hands on her knees. Josh looked at her and nodded, and she lowered her mouth onto the fat head of his obscenely large cock.

Kelly's hands wrapped around Josh’s thick shaft, or at least they tried to. They looked tiny in comparison. She slowly worked them up and down as she pushed as much of him into her mouth as she could fit. Josh put both hands behind his head and watched as Kelly worked him over, occasionally taking his thick pole out of her mouth to lick up and down the length of it. She took his heavy ballsack into one hand and bathed it with her tongue before returning her mouth to the tip of the monumental cock.

This went on for what seemed like forever. Josh lounging and watching as Kelly pumped and licked and sucked his cock.

Finally, Kelly stopped and returned to her position kneeling next to Josh with her hands on her knees. They spoke for a second. She seemed to be frowning, but nodding in agreement about whatever he was saying. He stood, holding his massive prick in his hand, rubbing his thumb over the tip. Kelly turned on the sofa and got on all fours. She looked back at Josh and wiggled her ass back and forth. She stopped, but he again waived his hand at her in a “keep going” motion. She resumed her ass wiggling.

Apparently satisfied, Josh moved to the sofa behind Kelly. He gripped her ass with his free hand, and placed the tip of his monstrous cock at the entrance to her pussy. Her head rolled back in ecstasy as he pushed into her.

I was surprised to realize that I was hard myself. As disturbing as it was to watch Kelly fucking Josh behind my back, the scene playing out before me was like something out of a porno video. I pulled my dick out of my boxers and began stroking it in unison with the action in the apartment next door. Josh had begun taking long, smooth strokes in and out of Kelly, who had dropped to her elbows and seemed lost in pleasure. Her ass was red from smacks he laid onto it. He continued for a few minutes, and then he pushed deep into her, reaching up and taking her ponytail into his hand. He pulled her head back as he ground into her. How she could fit all of his immensity inside her I had no idea. She started bucking wildly and screaming. I could hear it through the walls now. She was clearly having an intense orgasm, like one I had never witnessed before.

Josh slowly pulled his length out of her and fell back onto the sofa across from her. Kelly rolled over onto her back, convulsing in the aftershocks of her immense orgasm. Although she was shaking, she slowly lifted her arm and flipped Josh off. He laughed, then got up and swatted her legs apart. He sunk his colossal member back into her. Again, she flung her head back as he made each impossibly long stroke into her and she played with her nipples, letting pleasure wash over her. Several more times over the course of the next several minutes she convulsed in body-shaking orgasms.

Now Josh repositioned himself. He put his hands on either side of her and put his full weight into what he was doing. Kelly’s hands gripped the sofa cushion. No longer was Josh taking slow strokes. He was letting loose. He thrust into her now, pounding her body into the sofa. I heard the grunting through the wall. The animalistic noise I had heard the night before. It was the sound of Kelly being fucked absolutely senseless.

I’m not sure who came first, but Kelly’s wailing as a massive orgasm crashed through her started at about the same time I shot my load. The intensity of what I saw overtook me unexpectedly. Once again, Josh leaned back and let Kelly come down from her crippling orgasm. But this time, he motioned for her to come to him. She clumsily crawled to him, now seemingly more obedient in her orgasm-induced haze. She once again placed her hands on his massive cock, now as hard and full as it could possibly be. She began sucking and pumping up and down. Josh once again put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. Soon, his heavy balls began to tighten. Kelly sucked with renewed vigor as she tried to suck down all of the cum Josh pumped into her mouth, but it was clearly too much. Cum began leaking from around her lips, flowing down his cock, over her hands, and onto his ballsack. When he finally finished, Kelly took his cock out of her mouth. I watched in amazement as she spent the next minute diligently licking every drop of cum off of him, from every inch and every crevice it had dribbled into, then licked and sucked his cum off her own fingers like a cat cleaning itself.

Then, almost abruptly, as if she had just gained her senses, Kelly stood, grabbed her clothes, and walked off to Josh’s bathroom. I quickly put my dick away and made my way out of Jim’s apartment and back to my own before Kelly knew I had been gone. I jumped in bed, not sure what to do. I heard her come in and go straight to the shower. She came into the bedroom a few minutes later, laid down, and once again was out like a light.

 

[furgeson]

Kelly snored in a deep sleep all night, but I was wide awake. Should I wake her and confront her? Tell her I had spied on her from a bathroom and jerked off while she fucked our neighbor? Why had I jerked off? Now twice, I had jerked off to the sounds of my girlfriend getting stuffed by the jerk next-door. It was crazy. It was all crazy.

I left the bedroom and went to the living room. I pulled out my phone and texted Jenna, Kelly’s friend.

Me: Hey, I know its late but could we talk tomorrow? Some weird stuff with Kelly and I’d like your help.

A minute later, my phone chimed

Jenna: hey, no problem. I’m actually up. Couldn’t sleep, just watching TV. What’s up? Kelly OK?
Me: Yeah, sorry, I know this is weird. Did she say anything to you today about moving in? About our neighbors?
Jenna: Oh, she said he’s a massive tool. Real chauvinist, fucking loser. And loud. But not much more than that.

I winced at the “massive tool” reference.

Me: huh. Well, she had a run-in with the neighbor right away. He’s an asshole. But…I think she might be into him? You’re sure she didn’t say anything else about him?
Jenna: No, nothing. Really. I assure you she does not like him. The way she described him, nobody could like him. You want to talk in person tomorrow?
Me: Yeah, that would be great. There’s more, but I don’t want to text it all. Let’s talk tomorrow - lunch at the cafe?
Jenna: no prob! See you then. Good night!

I felt better. With Jenna’s help, I was sure I could confront Kelly and get this all sorted out. I didn’t sleep much, but I was much calmer the rest of the night and eventually nodded off on the couch.

 

[furgeson]

I woke up the next morning to Kelly putting a cup of coffee on the table in front of me.

“Hey, good morning!” She said. “Hope I wasn’t too loud last night.”

“Huh?” I said, still waking up.

“I mean, when I came in. From the gym. Sorry if I woke you up.”

“Oh, right. The gym.”

“Yeah, sorry. I just needed it. Really bad.”

“Yeah, no, I wasn’t going to sleep much anyway,” I said. I could have done without the part about needing it really bad.

I told Kelly I had to run out for a little while around lunchtime, and she said that was fine - she was going to run some errands herself. When the time came, I made my way to the cafe and sat with Jenna. After some pleasantries, I decided to tell Jenna everything, no matter how embarrassing it was. I told her about the move in. She was disgusted by Josh, of course. I told her about the parade of girls and the late nights of loud sex. She was again disgusted. Then I told her about what I heard the redhead saying, and about that night when Kelly went to the gym, I told her about the texts I found, and about the night before - when I watched them from Jim’s bathroom. Jenna was floored. She admonished me for snooping, but quickly moved on to the bigger issue: Josh.

Jenna agreed - none of it made any sense. Kelly had every reason to hate Josh and she seemingly did - in the way she talked about him and to him. I wouldn’t have believed she could even be in the same room with him if I hadn’t seen her stuffing herself with his dick with my very own eyes. Jenna, luckily, believed me. She was disgusted that Kelly would do the things she did, and said something more must be going on.

Jenna thought it was best if she talked to Kelly one on one, girl to girl, about things. Then, she said, she could let me know when it was ok to come back and we could all talk. I agreed. Jenna headed to the apartment and I stayed at the cafe. I scrolled through some bullshit on my phone, trying to keep my mind off of the whole situation.

An hour later, my phone chimed.

Jenna: Had a long talk with Kelly. She knows what she did was fucked up. We’re going to go next door and confront Josh together. Ttyl

 

[furgeson]

What? I thought. That wasn’t the plan. What is there to confront Josh about? Keep your dick out of my friend? I texted back.

Me: Uh, hey, is that a good idea? Can you call me?

I got no response. I sat for a few minutes looking at my phone, waiting for a call or a text back, but none came. I paid my check and headed quickly home.

When I got back to the building, I made my way to the 10th floor and headed toward my apartment. Jenna and Kelly were not inside. They must be at Josh’s… I grabbed Jim’s key and went in. I side-stepped Lilly and was soon back in the bathroom, looking through the window.

I could barely believe what I saw.

My girlfriend Kelly was naked, kneeling with her hands on her knees across the room from the sofa. On the sofa sat Josh, his knees spread wide apart with Jenna kneeling between them, slurping hungrily at his massive cock.

This was beyond crazy. What had happened in the past hour? And yet, as crazy as it was, I found myself immensely turned on once again. Jenna’s athletic body looked amazing as she bobbed and stroked on Josh’s cock. I couldn’t believe I was doing it, but I again started jerking off.

Josh reached down and held Jenna’s head in his hand. He was saying something to her, and she shook her head in disagreement. He took his cock into his own hand and slowly stroked it in front of her, making it as hard and huge as he could. Eventually, she nodded yes. Jenna turned and motioned for Kelly to come to join her, and Kelly slowly started crawling across the floor as she had the night before. As Kelly got close, Jenna moved out of her way and lifted Josh’s legs into the air. Jenna said something to Kelly, and soon Kelly was between Josh’s legs, licking his asshole and balls as she stroked his cock which jutted out over her shoulder. It was the most obscene and oddly hot thing I had ever seen. I thought it was incredible that Josh could convince women to do his laundry. Here, he had two women who hated him servicing him thoroughly.

Josh stood. He began to walk away toward the bedroom, both girls following slowly on their hands and knees. They were now out of sight from my spot in the bathroom. I wondered what to do, when my phone chimed.

Jenna: Josh says you might as well come over.

 

[furgeson]

I walked out of Jim’s apartment and turned to Josh’s. I paused for a moment. This is crazy, I thought. But it had already gone so far, I might as well get some answers. I turned the handle and pushed the door open.

As I turned into the bedroom, I saw Kelly stretched out on the bed, legs spread open. Josh was between her legs. He was slapping his massive cock on her stomach with thick, heavy ‘thwacks’ that jiggled her each time. This close, his cock was even more shocking than it seemed from the window. It was glistening wet with lube. It stretched past her belly button, and was THICK. How it fit inside was a mystery. Kelly looked at him, annoyed. Jenna was sitting in a chair in the corner.

“Hey, perv,” Josh said to me as he continued to slap Kelly’s stomach with his cock. “If you’re gonna watch and jerk yourself off, you might as well be here and not huddled in a bathroom like a perv.”

I looked at Jenna, who shrugged dismissively.

“What the fuck is going on he…” I started, but Josh cut me off.

“Listen, you can watch or you can leave,” Josh said, matter of factly. “But this isn’t question time. If you’re good, I may have a reward for you. Either way, shut the fuck up.”

A silence fell over the room.

“Ok good,” Josh said. “Now, let’s move on.” He looked down at Kelly and smiled. Kelly was still scowling up at him. “Why don’t you tell your boyfriend what you are?”

“Don’t be an asshole to him.” She said.

Josh moved back a bit and set the bulbous tip of his massive cock against Kelly’s pussy, applying just enough pressure for it to stay in place but not enter her. Once again, it was shocking to see the sheer size of it poised as it was just outside her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and her mouth fell open with a gasp. She gripped the sheets.

“Tell him what you are,” Josh said in a sing-song voice.

Kelly composed herself, but she was breathing heavily now and staring angrily into Josh’s eyes.

“I’m a fuck-pig,” she said flatly.

“Whose fuck-pig?” Josh asked, playfully.

“Josh’s fuck-pig.” She said, gritting her teeth as she said his name.

“And what does a fuck-pig say?” Josh asked.

Kelly was silent for a moment, as though she was contemplating.

“Fuck you,” she said

“That’s not correct!” Josh said, in a mocking tone. “I guess I’ll have to just…”

He reached down and grabbed his shaft and started to shift his weight as though we were going to remove his cock from her.

“No…” Kelly said, pleading.

He stopped and looked at her. She narrowed her eyes and flared her nostrils, her mouth in a twisted frown.

“Fuck me. Oink. Oink.”

Josh smiled. “That’s correct!”

Her reward was immediate. He pushed his impossibly fat cock into her. She once again dropped her head back onto the bed and began moaning in ecstasy as her pussy stretched around Josh’s intruding member.

“This is what piggy wanted.” Josh said casually. He was clearly enjoying himself. In stark contrast to Kelly, whose body was tense with pleasure and seemed on the verge of overload, Josh stroked his long cock in and out of her as breezily as if he were strolling through the park.

“Wanna cum?” He asked her a few minutes later.

“Yessssssss,” Kelly moaned.

Josh took her head in his hand and pulled their faces close, staring into each others eyes.

“You hate me,” he said.

“I do. I fucking hate you,” Kelly spat at him.

“But you love this dick.”

“I do. I fucking do,” Kelly said angrily.

“Tell me.”

“I love this fucking dick. This huge fucking dick. I want you to give me all of this monster fucking cock. I want it. I want all. All of it. Every fucking inch of it. I want you to fuck me with this perfect. Fucking. Cock. Make me cum. Please. Make me cum so hard on it.”

Josh shifted his weight and pushed hard into Kelly. He began to pound into her like I had seen him do the night before. It wasn’t long before she started grunting loudly, steadily building as he thrust into her. Finally, it overtook her. She shouted as she lost control of herself, shaking and squirming as Josh’s cock remained fully pressed inside her.

For the next hour, Josh put each girl through her paces. He manhandled each one to his liking as he pleasured them with his monster cock. Each of them submitted to whatever sexual desire struck him in the moment. They took turns licking and sucking him, riding him, getting pounded into the bed. Moans and screams filled the air. I had moved to the chair in the corner where Jenna had first been seated. I couldn’t help but stroke my cock to the sights and sounds of it all. At one point, Josh stopped his assault mid-fuck and looked at me.

“You’ve been pretty good,” he said. “Quiet, I like that. Toss me my phone.”

I looked on the dresser next to me and saw Josh’s phone. I picked it up and noticed a long list of text messages from different girls. I tossed the phone to Josh, whose dick was half inside Jenna as she was splayed out in front of him, covered in sweat.

He typed out a text and tossed the phone back to me. I placed it back on the dresser. Without saying anything else, he resumed fucking Jenna.

At one point Josh declared that he was ready to cum. He had both girls get on their knees on the floor. He stood in front of them and let them take turns sucking and stroking his cock, which was rock hard. He took it into his hand and stroked it as the girls opened their mouths eagerly. As he came, he moved the tip from mouth to mouth, filling each and letting them swallow as he filled the other. They gulped it down and licked the loose drops of cum off each others’ tits.

He flopped on the bed and motioned for the girls to join him. They took turns licking and sucking him back to full hardness, and then took turns riding him as he laid there, even more relaxed than before.

A little while later, there was a knock at the door. Josh yelled for the person to enter. Into the bedroom strode one of the amazingly hot blondes from the night we moved in. She seemed totally unfazed by the scene before her.

“Whaddaya want me to do?” She asked as she leaned on the doorframe.

“Him,” he said and jerked his head in my direction.

The girl looked at me with my dick in my hand, and rolled her eyes.

“Ok, but I’m coming over this weekend. Alone. And I’m not doing the fucking dishes.”

“Deal,” he said. Then he looked at me. “Good job, guy. Staying out of the way. Go home, Lindsay’s got you. These two are staying with me. It’s gonna be a long night for them.” He emphasized the word ‘long’ and, as if to punctuate what he was saying further, pushed his cock even deeper into Kelly, who was on her stomach with Josh fucking her from behind.

She squealed as he pushed in.

THE END

 

[laptoper]

Outrageous!