Kermit's 13 inch cock here

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  1. Imported

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    drambone: One frequent posting guy here is Kermit, who says he has a 13-inch penis. The medical establishment says such penises do not exist.

    Perhaps Kermit would like to turn the medical establishment on its ear by posting a shot of his donkey dong with a measuring tape here. I really do not believe the size of the penises spoken about on this site and I do not want an ongoing diatribe below that says there are such things. I want to see verifiable proof about the size of the cocks that are being spoken of here.
     
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    prepstudinsc: I believe 13"ers can exist, but I think that much over that is all exaggeration. Just think of the few percent of the population who have over 8", let alone anything over 11 or 12. The bigger you get, the rarer they are. I'm sure that there are some legitimate 14" dicks out there, but they are few and far between. I can believe 12.5 or 13", maybe even 13.5, but once you get past 14", call me a skeptic.
     
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    The largest I have seen in person is almost 13" I have seen a lot of cocks. It is the guys who say they have 17" that I find telling a "long" tail :D
     
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    gigantikok: Yup, 13 is believable. Maybe there are a FEW that are 17 inches long, but I seriously mean like one or two. There is that one woman (Becky) from Florida that expressed consern in regards to her boyfriend's 17 inch penis. She had no pics to back it up, but I just simply believed her. I doubt that these two people, or one person, or whatever, would put together such an elaborate lie. So yes, I believe that Becky has a boyfriend with a 17 incher, but that's it.

    Oh, and if you've talked to Kermit before, he doesn't want to circulate pictures of his penis. He seems to be modest about it, even if the pictures wouldn't show his face or be connected to him. Plus, he shouldn't have to prove anything.
     
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    Jimbo: drambone:

    the medical "establishment" only has data that it has been exposed to (pardon the pun) via direct examination and is willing to PUBLISH in the public domain.  it is foolhardy to think that every penis in the world has somehow been "catalogued"  by this establishment as to the erect size ranges and when guys with such outsized penii are found that their doctors broadcast that fact in violation of the doctor-patient confidentiality inherent in personal medical records .  

    if you take the time to search the posts here, you will learn that several LPSG members have personally seen dicks bigger than 13" in spite of so-called medical "world records"
     
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    nacard01: A post about me. <yawn>
    I have no desire to prove myself to anyone, especially on LPSG.
    My friends know, my ex's know, many people who are close to me know. I apologize for the negativity.

    I do not have a means to post a picture. I dont have a webcam, a camera or know anyone who has a camera. Not to mention the fact that I do not even have the money to own a camera.

    If I did have the camera or money to fix this problem it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't post my X pic even if I had it. If I do give it out it will be to a select few who have earned my trust. Pictures end up going all over the place not to mention websites. The scrutiny of "photoshopping" as some have put it turns my stomach as well.

    So to be blunt about the subject.
    Lets assume for the moment that I am telling the truth.
    My life experiences, my own stories, my life....the benefits I bring to the page as well as the things I learn from others. Helps me and hopefully some of them.

    If you believe me, fine. If you don't believe me, fine.
    I am going to continue to post and speak about subject I have an opinion on. Especially ones pertaining to guys with large penises. I have undergone more scrutiny in my life because of my penis that I can even put into words.

    Do I think it is very very rare for a guy to have such a large endowment as I do? Yes I konw it is rare. Even given the uniqueness of this website for those that have large endowments.

    I am comfortable enough with myself that I can say this. For those of you who think I am lying, I see your point of view it is hard to believe. For those of you who think I am being truthful, I appreciate your leap of faith on the issue.

    Any guy who wants to be my size is crazy and I mean that. My 13" are useless. Being big is one thing, being gigtantic is another. What do you accomplish with 11 or 12 or 13 inches you do not accomplish with 9? A larger ego? A feeling that you are better or bigger then other guys? Big whoop. Having a very large dick is a far cry from something monumental and important in your life in terms of achievement and success. Besides porn, what success is having a large dick going to get you? A real healthy sex life? I beg to differ, you ask a guy to bottom for me. Unless they are a size queen or really into big guys, its not going to happen. A majority of guys wouldnt do it regardless of how much I wanted them to. As far as sex goes, whether you believe there is more to a person then the sex you have. There is, but its still a factor and an important one in most all cases.

    I have huge difficulties with sex because of my size and wish I was smaller but until I have lots of money or find out about specific procedures allowing me to shorten myself. Here I am, stuck with what I got. I am comfortable with my body. I am a small cute guy with intelligence and a good personality, my dick just happens to be attached to all of it.

    As far as this post goes. I didnt mean it to be so defensive but what choice do I have. If you want to reply fine, if you want to message me on Aim, Yahoo or MSN fine. If you want to call me a red faced liar, thats fine too.

    Just saying.
    I am here.
    I am not going anywhere simply due to disbelief.

    Nate
     
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    47boreas: [quote author=nacard01 link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#5 date=10/25/03 at 01:49:25]A post about me. <yawn>
    I have no desire to prove myself to anyone, especially on LPSG...

    I do not have a means to post a picture...

    Any guy who wants to be my size is crazy and I mean that.  My 13" are useless.  Being big is one thing, being gigtantic is another.  What do you accomplish with 11 or 12 or 13 inches you do not accomplish with 9?...

    Nate[/quote]

    Hi Nate,

    I think that you do not need to prove anything. People may think what they think. Do not be disturbed!

    BTW I am over middle-aged man from Scandinavia and that is why I have seen many naked men, but I have seen personally at sauna or in locker room ONLY

    - two men with 12 - 13" penis
    - one man with 11" penis
    - five men besides me with 9 - 10 " penis

    I have been in obligatory military service 33 years ago with 2000 men in the same garrison. My cock was biggest and so it was either envied or admired and I heard many malicious comments and also many nice comments especially in locker room. I am big flaccid (17 - 19 cm) and at sauna or in shower it is always warm and that is why it is mainly 7.5" (19 cm).

    My hard dick is over 9". I think that my size is optimal and you are right when you write that inches over nine are useless. In this country even 9" is rare, but men with 7 - 8" penis are more usual.

    Like you I am not going to send pictures AND I do not want to have the pictures of other LPSG members. I want to read different opinions and that is why LPSG board is very interesting.

    I think that it is terapeutical to write or to tell about one's difficulties. Last summer when I had difficulties with my health I wrote about them only for me. Afterwards I have deleted it from my computer.

    I hope sincerely that you can cope with your difficulties! The life is not easy especially for well-endowed men.

    Boreas 8)
     
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    I take offense to this post too, sure I'll have nonbelievers, but what I have attached to me is for me to believe in, because it's right there, if you don't believe me, that's cool, sure it's rare, but it happens.
     
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    47boreas: [quote author=FootLongTeen link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#7 date=10/25/03 at 08:34:13]I take offense to this post too, sure I'll have nonbelievers, but what I have attached to me is for me to believe in, because it's right there, if you don't believe me, that's cool, sure it's rare, but it happens.[/quote]

    Hi FootLongTeen,

    It seems to me that you did not understand exactly what I meant. Massive 13" dicks are possible but rare.
    There are more men in the US or UK than here, so there are more massive dicks than here. Right?

    Boreas
     
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    I'm for giving a guy a break even if my first reaction is skepticism.  First impressions are often wrong and it's no skin off my nose anyhow.

    Even if statistical sampling is accurate, there are exceptions to the rule which will pop up occasionally to either throw off the calculations or to correct them.

    Pecker

    (If a tree fell on the florist would he make a sound?)
     
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    Moonspenders: [quote author=nacard01 link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#5 date=10/25/03 at 01:49:25]A post about me. <yawn>
    Any guy who wants to be my size is crazy and I mean that.  My 13" are useless.  Being big is one thing, being gigtantic is another.  What do you accomplish with 11 or 12 or 13 inches you do not accomplish with 9? A larger ego? A feeling that you are better or bigger then other guys?  Big whoop.  Having a very large dick is a far cry from something monumental and important in your life in terms of achievement and success.  Besides porn, what success is having a large dick going to get you?  A real healthy sex life?  I beg to differ, you ask a guy to bottom for me.  Unless they are a size queen or really into big guys, its not going to happen.  A majority of guys wouldnt do it regardless of how much I wanted them to.  As far as sex goes, whether you believe there is more to a person then the sex you have.  There is, but its still a factor and an important one in most all cases.

    I have huge difficulties with sex because of my size and wish I was smaller but until I have lots of money or find out about specific procedures allowing me to shorten myself.  Here I am, stuck with what I got.  I am comfortable with my body.  I am a small cute guy with intelligence and a good personality, my dick just happens to be attached to all of it.
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    I can understand how sex can be a challenge, but we're all the way we are for a reason. Maybe you just haven't met the right person who could handle you. Most people say there's nothing you can do with a 13 inch dick, but I don'tnecesarily believe that. Besides, it's who you are, not what you have.
    I personally had an ex with 11 1/2 inches, and we has a very, VERY good sex life, so don't feel that it's not possible.
    And honestly, i don't think 13 inches is physically impossible. Doctors don't know everything. There's always something out there that breaks the norm.
    Take care, and keep optimistic!!

    Ken
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=FootLongTeen link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#7 date=10/25/03 at 08:34:13]I take offense to this post too, sure I'll have nonbelievers, but what I have attached to me is for me to believe in, because it's right there, if you don't believe me, that's cool, sure it's rare, but it happens.[/quote]
    Just curious, do you feel your penis is useless like Nate does? Or would you not want to shorten it?
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#11 date=10/25/03 at 19:01:46]
    Just curious, do you feel your penis is useless like Nate does?  Or would you not want to shorten it?[/quote]

    Nah, I love it the way it is.
     
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    Amberlynn: I am disappointed when I see threads like this.

    If these people dont believe the facts stated by the men here, why even post? Only one reason: To incite trouble!

    Say no to trolls!
     
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    Javierdude22: People should stop posting these 'I dont believe you' posts. We have a couple of them floating around now and they are becoming annoying.

    Also, dont start yapping about how he must be lying and that he should prove himself through a picture. Be honest about it and just tell that person that you get off on these pics and would like one.

    geez
     
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    rikter8: The point of this board is to support, chat and relate to others.

    NOT to condemn.

    I dont think that anyone should have to post a pic to Prove that they belong here, or that they are a certain size.

    If you think this room is a Bunch of BS then it is YOU that does not belong.
    "If you dont like, what you see here, get the funk out!"

    Corey
     
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    AnonyMs: I am sure there are people here who have posted, telling of incredible size and were complete out and out liars. I have noticed those folks tend not to stay around very long or make valuable contributions.

    I am equally sure there are people who post here who may stretch the truth the bit... but no harm done there I think. I do recall one poster who did that and 'fessed up. I think he stretched the truth by half an inch... hardly a crime in my book and I admired him greatly for telling us about it - because none of us would have known.

    And I am also admantly sure there are men who post here with penis size that truly cause them heart ache and problems. These guys usually stick around for a while and their posts ring of authenticity.

    And I am sure there are people who clamor for pics because they find it sexually stimulating and there are people who clamor for pics as proof... but with photo shop, even I could have a 13 inch penis so pics prove nothing anymore, no matter how you might stage it. As for the former, *flame on* the trolls.
     
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    longtimelurker: [quote author=AnonyMs link=board=sex;num=1067020025;start=0#16 date=10/26/03 at 04:10:55]but with photo shop, even I could have a 13 inch penis so pics prove nothing anymore, no matter how you might stage it.  As for the former, *flame on* the trolls.
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    Now that WOULD be something to see!

    JD - agree with you 1000%

    Basically, I like to feel that I can believe someone based on what they write. Those who I feel are genuine tend to write with a lot more sensitivity than those who aren't - sure I may get some wrong, but that's not the greatest crime in the world.

    Ignoring the obvious fakes would work just as well as flaming them down - and take up less board-space! Besides, with the flaming you may singe a few genuine members as well as the trolls.
     
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    jerkin4-10: javier...you know...not everyone wants to 'get off'...i saw on msn's home page a while back an article about 'the worlds largest bicepts', 30 inches...myself at one time in my life having 21 inch bicepts...and knowing what it took to get and keep them...i thought to myself...'damn...this i gotta see' and found a series of pics...OUT OF CURIOUSITY...and the guy flexed with a tape measure around his bicept, and sure enough, 30 inches...just like so many straight guys on here that are average to a bit above average want to see...1. if its possible to have that size 2. whats the maximum size out there...OUT OF CURIOUSITY...not to wank off to...and for my money...the guy that puts it on his tag...or starts threads about how big he is...and WONT back it up with a pic...IS LYING..period...and the lame excuse of..'i dont have a camera'..or 'i dont have to prove anything' is crap...there are plenty of guys out there that are huge and make casual mention of it...dont make a big deal of it...those guys i believe are what they say they are...but the guys that have tags eluding to 'WORLDS LARGEST COCK' but dont have a camera...or dont need to prove it...probably are lying...one guy i give kudos to is...huge cock have pic...right there on his home page is a link to his pic...if your gonna advertise it...then prove it...if you cant prove it...dont advertise it...

    btw...if anyone doesnt have a camera that wants to prove it...ill mail you mine...so you can...just IM me...
    jeff
     
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    longtimelurker: Well surely the 'need to take a photo' is somewhat akin to the will to do porn.

    I believe that most people do not want to expose themselves on-line. They may be worried about friends/family seeing them etc.

    Also, what's to say that the photo is not a fake and hasn't been stolen from elsewhere online. From then on you are stuck with being accused of 'stealing someone elses photo' just because 50 other people are using it as their own (I'm sure Gigantikok would have something to say on this). There is no ultimate proof that their someone owns the penis they state other than seeing in person - alternatively (possibly) a video clip, which would be 100x harder to fake.

    If people want to post on this board - esp. if they have had bad experiences with what God has given them, then the last thing that they are going to want is 50 people jumping on them branding them a liar and demanding pictoral evidence.

    Granted, we could do with some way of dealing with the obvious fakers, but there must be better ways than demanding compulsory photos (which can easily be stolen/faked) from every member with measurements outside of the norm.
     
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