I thought this would be a fun thread for us to share our embarrassing child stories! Things your kids said, or things you heard other kids say, or whatever... I'm going to share two with you now. One was in public, one was not. When my son was 4, he was sitting at our dining room table eating a Lunchable. (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a pre-made lunch type thing that has crackers, sliced meat, and sliced cheese - there are other kinds, but we always buy the cracker/meat/cheese combo.) So anyway. He's sitting there eating his lunchable, and he picks up a piece of ham (it's a small round piece, about two inches in diameter) and he folds the piece of ham in half. All of a sudden, he smiles real big and his face lights up and he goes, "Hey mom, I have a pink taco!" 
I tried not to laugh hysterically.
The other funny moment was when he was two years old. My now ex boyfriend was babysitting him for me, and he had taken him up to the Brass Armadillo which is like... the antique store from HELL. So they're up there, and Mark (the ex) is just walking around looking at stuff... and I guess someone had a booth up there with small, old figurines of black people. Skyler was sitting in the cart, and noticed these figurines. All of a sudden he shouts, "Look Mark, monkeys!" At that point, Mark wished he were capable of melting into the floor, I'm sure. I'm glad I wasn't there! Apparently these figurines really were painted BLACK! Haha. So what are YOUR stories? What did some kid say to embarrass the crap out of you, or make you laugh hysterically?
I tried not to laugh hysterically.The other funny moment was when he was two years old. My now ex boyfriend was babysitting him for me, and he had taken him up to the Brass Armadillo which is like... the antique store from HELL. So they're up there, and Mark (the ex) is just walking around looking at stuff... and I guess someone had a booth up there with small, old figurines of black people. Skyler was sitting in the cart, and noticed these figurines. All of a sudden he shouts, "Look Mark, monkeys!" At that point, Mark wished he were capable of melting into the floor, I'm sure. I'm glad I wasn't there! Apparently these figurines really were painted BLACK! Haha. So what are YOUR stories? What did some kid say to embarrass the crap out of you, or make you laugh hysterically?
