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We all know where this ends: My cock will be balls deep in your ass and you'll be calling me Daddy at the top of your lungs. I'm ready to cut to the chase whenever you are, sweetcheeks.
It is unlikely I would even notice your tiny nub rubbing near me if you could ever even make it hard.
 

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Then let us fuck, you on the bottom. I'll give you a nice reacharound.
As much as the thoughtings of this intrigue me it nauseates me even more

Besides I must go now and tend to my work and do some other things as well too.


Truly try not to hurt your self while in the out house tonight and try not to fall in again.
 

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As much as the thoughtings of this intrigue me it nauseates me even more

Besides I must go now and tend to my work and do some other things as well too.


Truly try not to hurt your self while in the out house tonight and try not to fall in again.


Your kind wishes show a level of breeding one rarely runs into.
 

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Little did I know when I hit 2000 I would soon be hitting 4000.
I'd like to thank all of you who have supported me through my trials and tribulations. I love you all. You all feel like family to me, and having felt all my family members, I know what family feels like. I want to thank the little people, especially those who...

Waitaminnit. I haven't actually done anything but post to a fucking internet message board 4000 times. At least my spelling is good, but I can't justify...Fuck it.

Somebody please put me out of my misery. I'll wait right here.
 

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I have failed to practice what I preach. I did not get a life. Instead, I have made 2000 posts on LPSG.

Kill me now.
Is he still alive-I see he's now added another 2471 posts. And did you know that those numbers add up to a 5 which is my personal number?
 

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I wouldn't kill Hickboy, but I'd like him to dress as Santa for my hyperactive 6 year old little brother.

Oh and he could sing some christmas carols too.
 

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I have failed to practice what I preach. I did not get a life. Instead, I have made 2000 posts on LPSG.

Kill me now.
Hickboy Posts: 4,473 So much for getting a life eh? :tongue:

Nope, not gonna kill you. You have a life and a pretty porcine who adores you. If you ceased to exist she'd be mightily upset.
 

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If you did it, how would you do it?

Slowly.
And most excruciatingly painful.
Does Vlad the Impaler ring a bell?
But then again you suffer so well I just can't stand to see you go.
No one rants like you.
And as for your posts...
You always could use the voice to text option in Word 2003, it works on web pages to.