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Ach, Herr Schlange! Verzeihern Sie, bitte, aber...

I'm still 'hanging by a thread' (mit einem Kater), waiting for your choice of a 'funny' German film.

Just in case you were thinking of it; no, One Two Three doesn't count, even though Billy Wilder was German by birth (he was also, leider für ihn, Jewish, and there was that little unpleasantness...
 

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Well maybe if you answered my question.
But just for you: "Papa Ante Portas". One of the best movies ever made.

btw: you seem to have a problem with Germans, huh?
 

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To answer your question, now two hours old, Herr Schlangebyte:

Absolut Nein! Noch nicht...

Some of my best friends are German!

And didn't my long post with respect to Dr Strangelove answer your question as to whether I meant American Pie funny, or funny in the manner of a more sophisticated comedy?

You want to hear something funny, aus Spaß? I 'came of age' (hatte meine 'Umschuld' verloren, als wir sagen) with a Danish girl on a Rhein riverbarge when I was fifteen. Consequently, a warm glow suffuses me whenever I think of Germany (that has nothing to do with ovens)...

Have you ever seen One Two Three, BTW? Shot in Berlin, and starring James Cagney and Maximillian Schell, of all of Billy Wilder's films, it is as funny to me as Some Like It Hot, and much funnier than Oscar winner, The Apartment. It's a classic 'screwball' comedy. The writing (by Wilder and his longtime, writing partner, A.L. 'Izzy' Diamond), the pacing of the scenes, the rapid-fire dialogue, the impeccable timing of the actors and the breakneck editing are what make it so ferociously funny.

Aufrichtig, we just don't see that many German comedies in the USA. As truly funny as, zum Beispiel, some of the films of Rainer Werner Fassbinder were (Pathos is a form of Comedy, after all), they were ignored for years when he was alive, and since he's been dead, well... you've almost either got to study film in some aspect, or be lucky enough to live in a city with good resources to see anything (big ups, in my case, to the Enoch Pratt Free Library and Video Americaine).

Truthfully, though, Fassbinder's Berlin Alexanderplatz was so long (it's one of the longest films ever made if not the longest), I have to wonder how many German cinema-goers (apart from the audiences at the Bienalle) ever sat through it. You ever see it?

Vielen Dank! I'll see if I can find Papa Ante Portas somewhere. Lachen immer wieder tun!
 

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Well, yeh. but not all tumescent and everything. That I usually save for bed. And that wuz earlier in tha morgen, when Ich habe auf 'wachten.' I'm at skewl rite now (class, midterm review actually, in 15 mins or so), and all buttoned up and down.

But isn't German just such a funny language, no matter how humourless Germans themselves may or may not be?

You read where your... 'good friend,' Snakebyte asid he thought I had 'trouble with Germans?' I wuz gonna reply, not as much trouble as my grandfather had, but thought better of it. It's not such a good idea in general to taunt snakes, though I'm so devil-may-care, I can't resist doing it anyway sometimes. BTW, I have 'pet' boa constrictor, not that it's such a gr8 companion or comfort or anything.

You read my Emo Philips thread yet? I'm just gonna keep bumping that sucker until somebody posts a comment. In the meantime, here's one for Snakebyte:

Emo: 'My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home.

'I said, "Well, whose fault is that?"'

Tschüss!
 

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Well... I'm glad you didn't say that.... or wait... you just did.

At any rate you can't fault the newer generation with the sins of the last. Otherwise your kids are gonna be totally fucked.


Emo comment for you.....hahahhaahahhahahahahhahhahahah

Is that good enough?
 

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Yeh, thanks.

But I meant on/in my 'Emo Phillips' thread (I made one, w/ help from above), bitte sehr!

Oder danke sehr wenn schon ja.

Meanwhile, with our diligent posting, the thread liveth and reigneth forever and ever! Huzzah!

You know, with just a little tweaking of the basic myths, we could the 'thread that cannot die' into a new religion.