Hmmpf, so you don't need me then?
Well.......someone needs to steal it......:redface:
Put it out on the curb with a for sale sign on it. Someone will steal it fast.
I'll take you if beretta no longer desires you or your services.
No....tardis is mine...get you grubby hands off......
Is there really a silver lining on every cloud?
You know what?, you are a nice guy :smile:
Does this mean I can play doctor with you?
Now don't go getting ahead of yourself Northy, you can be the Nurse.
Nurse Northy, can you assist me please? :biggrin1:
um...okay...just remember, I don't do bed pans...however I'm quite good at other things.
Well, it might have had a chance at ending if you hadn't just related that hysterical story.LOL, that reminds me of a time when i was working at the hospital, this bitch of a sister moved me off my ward and told me to go to the surgical ward and shave a patient in bed 5, i went and shaved him, had a chat etc. the sister came down the ward screaming at me that i had not shaved him, i argued with her and told her i had, she called me a liar, i told her she was unprofessional, she dragged me down to the ward to the patient, i showed her it was a smooth shave, she went mad and called me an idiot and said not his face, his posteria needed to be shaved!!!. he rolled over and stuck his Butt in the air, he had an abscess on his butthole and i passed out. hehe:biggrin1: TRUE^^.
anyway the thread has now died from being bored to death.
Hope you dint hit your head, Tardis.....
No i fell across the heels of his feet :redface:.
I was only a young lad, i wish i was again.:frown1:
Was what?
I like you as is............![]()
I just woke up and need a nap.
ah hm.... I can make a sexual innuendo out of just about anything.... and my "carpet" is just fine thank you:wink:Well, if you insist on checking and plucking the nap of your carpet, be my guest (I said nothing there which could be misconstrued as sexual innuendo).