And now it seems the end is ended
and so I face the final shirt tail
My friends I'll say it loud
I'll eat my steak while sending e-mail
I've been, both here and there,
I posted once while in a coma,
and more, much more then this,
I did it my way.
Yes there were times, I screwed with you
and slept a-pon a brand new mattress
but in the night when I would shout
you'd pleasure me, though I'm a lout
The record shows,
I slept with Joe
and then with Flora while still in Norway
(well, you get the idea)