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[molotovmuffin]

It's really giant crabs but he calls them bed bugs.

I thought they were hootie!

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Tardis has bed bugs.........

No they are crabs and i got em of you and your previous sex habits.:tongue:

Bye Northy...You're gonna be missed!

Where is he going?

I thought they were hootie!

, thought better of you than that muffin to engage with hooties fantasies.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Not a fantasy Tardis. It would be a nightmare. ewwww

 

[molotovmuffin]

Why does my room smell like ranch dressing????

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Why does my room smell like ranch dressing????

idk.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Well Well Well, fancy that :smile:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

 

[molotovmuffin]

idk.

I do.... Theres ranch dressing in my room and the container must have leaked... grrrrr.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Tardis went to meet the Queen. He tooted, and the Queen couldn't keep a stiff upper lip.

 

[molotovmuffin]

You know hootie... I know an organ grinder...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

You know hootie... I know an organ grinder...

Good, put hootie in it, tail first.:tongue:

 

[molotovmuffin]

lol.... not that kinda grinder Tardis...you know the old music grinder with a monkey attached by a chain.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

lol.... not that kinda grinder Tardis...you know the old music grinder with a monkey attached by a chain.

AWWWW, my hopes have been dashed!.:frown1:

 

[molotovmuffin]

I'm sorry....maybe we should get a wood chipper to take care of him>?

 

[D_Relentless Original]

I'm sorry....maybe we should get a wood chipper to take care of him>?

Yes, i feel lifted already, try and get hold of the Woody wood pecker, he may have contacts. :tongue:

 

[molotovmuffin]

Actually... I know where to get my hands on one...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Good girl, snap to it then.

 

[molotovmuffin]

lol... now all I need is a trap.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

lol... now all I need is a trap.

Put a trail of young guys with hairy butts, hootie will follow and then lead it to a pit of Bananas

 

[molotovmuffin]

*sigh... Tardis... I don't want to make him happy.... fill the pit with yellow jello so he only thinks it's banana flavored but it's really lemon. That should do the trick.