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[D_Relentless Original]

Is, Tis and Dead as a doorKnob

 

[molotovmuffin]

Is, Tis and Dead as a doorKnob

Step away from the door knob... you know you can hurt yourself pretty bad with those.:wink:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

TTID

 

[molotovmuffin]

hahahahahhah

 

[Snakebyte]

MMA

 

[Hoss]

When I first arrived at St.Bonaventure University, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my room would be shared with a former wrestler who eerily also was taking all the same courses as me. In the second semester he suggested we attend all classes dressed as penguins. I declined. the next day however he appeared at our 8:00a.m. Comparitive Religion class dressed as a nun.

 

[Snakebyte]

tell me more, did you fuck him?

 

[molotovmuffin]

MMA

Molotov Muffin Association?

 

[Snakebyte]

of course

 

[chicagosam]

When I first arrived at St.Bonaventure University, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my room would be shared with a former wrestler who eerily also was taking all the same courses as me. In the second semester he suggested we attend all classes dressed as penguins. I declined. the next day however he appeared at our 8:00a.m. Comparitive Religion class dressed as a nun.

Did it become a habit?

 

[Hoss]

Did it become a habit?

I'm afraid it did.

Last I'd heard, he was at a convent in the midwest where all the other nuns (all virgins of course) had become mysteriously pregnant. Luckily, my exroomie, now known as Sister Martin, was not pregnant and soon after was revealed to be a man.

Later, he did as Brother Francis directed, tho with the heavy accent he misheard. Brother Francis told him to "you sinner! get to the rectory" but it sounded more like " you sinner, get to wreck tory" which my exroomie did, he wrecked the new novitiate Tori.:biggrin1:


Still no idea how those nuns became pregnant:wink:.

 

[chicagosam]

Still no idea how those nuns became pregnant:wink:.

Immaculate conception.

 

[Snakebyte]

I'd rather say sexual intercourse

 

[molotovmuffin]

Exroomie indeed... I bet it was you all along... posing to be a posse and ended up back in the saddle again at the nunnery.

 

[Hoss]

Exroomie indeed... I bet it was you all along... posing to be a posse and ended up back in the saddle again at the nunnery.

I was on The Ponderosa the whole time, just ask cousin Will, or Candy:smile:.

 

[Snakebyte]

I'd rather do a cartwheel than a cartwright

 

[Hoss]

You could do both:smile:

 

[Snakebyte]

female cartwrights only
as for the cartwheels... i don't care

 

[Hoss]

I could wear a pinafoe which would put even Joan Blondell to shame!!

 

[Snakebyte]

seriously.. Joan Blondell is definitely not my type