kill this thread

[chicagosam]

Which orifice?

 

[ManofThunder]

From my thunder-rod. You did ask. :tongue:

 

[TinyPrincess]

Is it a big thunder-rod?

 

[Snakebyte]

This thread needs as much venom as possible.

I think you called for me? :smile:

 

[chicagosam]

From my thunder-rod. You did ask. :tongue:

Benjamin Franklin had one of those . . . sort of.

Does yours have a kite and a key attached?

 

[ManofThunder]

Is it a big thunder-rod?

I'll let you be the judge of that, Princess. :tongue:

I think you called for me? :smile:

Yes! It's about time!

Benjamin Franklin had one of those . . . sort of.

Does yours have a kite and a key attached?

No, mine has two golf balls hanging from it.

 

[parchissi]

so is it a windy day then?

 

[ManofThunder]

I'm a man of thunder! The weather is at my control.

 

[parchissi]

I love a man in control....

 

[TinyPrincess]

Give me two minutes, then he will be out of control...

 

[ManofThunder]

You can try, good lady. :tongue:

 

[parchissi]

meanwhile - did you both succeed?

 

[ManofThunder]

I'm the type of person that doesn't give up. :tongue:

 

[parchissi]

I can tell - call me when you are free.....

 

[ManofThunder]

I'm free as thunder and drift like a cloud.

 

[parchissi]

and a poet too...how expressive...

 

[ManofThunder]

Nah, I'm no poet. I'm more of a prat.

 

[parchissi]

poet or pratt - I am an artist - would you care to come up some time and check out my etchings?

 

[ManofThunder]

I fear such a viewing would end with me tied to a bed.

 

[parchissi]

I said to view my etchings - not to have sex with you - was that your intention?