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So much violence exists in this thread. Can't it just go peacefully. Switching off life support *click*___^____^_______________________^_______________BEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You unfortunately speared the artichoke heart it was carrying for lunch, so the thread continued to live until I sent it on a rocket sled to a mountainside filled with explosives. ooh, lookie at the mushroom cloud-thread's dead!:biggrin::tongue:
Unfortunately for you, after you & HORSEY shared a locoweed joint, the mountain side was very much real and not of spuds, so you've only pulled the carcass of the thread out. it's still dead.However your mountainside was made of mashed potatoes and the mushroom cloud was from the haze you were in after eating too many 'magic' mushrooms. Seeing you in such distress I dashed in and murdered the thread placing my powerful hands upon it and squeezing the last ounce of life from it.
Thread now dead.
that was post mortem there, Fluffy.**slips electric plate under Fluffy's feet, ZAP!!!** *Fries the thread via electrocution*If the thread was dead MC why is it still limping around? *decapitates via garrote* There. That did it!
Puh! Will you all stop torturing this poor dead thread. I killed-ed-ded already!
I don't believe in hokey GODS there, oH MUSTACHIOED ONE. And you couldn't kill time if you had a full arsenal waiting. So, the electrodes have been placed on the thread's head and is now set to fry till explosion, which it has just done. The thread is now dead.Precisely! We must stop dragging this thing on forever and with that In mind, having had several experiences with men of the cloth and thereby having received spiritual guidance, I am here to perform the last rites for this thread.
The thread shall now remain officially dead. If Chuck or Miss Fluffy or anyone else thinks upon resuscitating it they should be advised that that would prove fruitless folly and would only anger the gods of Mount Vesuvius. Better to keep it dead.:smile:
Even Norma couldn't kill this thread.