I'm a killing spoon!
chocolate doesn't kill it merely leaves a victim temporarily comatized then they come back stronger than ever!No one has ever been killed by a spoon. However, I am sure you've all heard of Death By Chocolate. So there!
Really? Nope. Not even close Chuck.Sorry, Kiddies, but this thread has been in full rigor, and has a toe tag and is being cremated as we speak, courtesy of the master assassin hisself, ME.
In short, I have killed the thread,So there.
sorry Chuck your rifle slug was made of gelatin and dissolved leaving only a small mark on the outside. Best you let a real man and thread killer take over which is why I am here to take over and kill the thread deader than Hamlet killed Polonius or whoever his Uncle was.Sorry, there, Fluffy my sweet, but the master marksman, hisself, ME, had a .308 rifle slug in it long before your bittersweet confections had a chance to do the job, ergo, I killed the thread.
Get lost bangzy you aren't needed here. Observe all you want but you'll never match up to my lethal skills.This thread has just phoned home?
Brilliant deduction there, Hoss, altho hardly fallible, because the gelatin contained an instant death virus that killed the thread. I still have killed it.. sorry Chuck your rifle slug was made of gelatin and dissolved leaving only a small mark on the outside. Best you let a real man and thread killer take over which is why I am here to take over and kill the thread deader than Hamlet killed Polonius or whoever his Uncle was.
****BURP!!!*** Oh, scuzi ,I have just returned after using my particle gun on the thread-it's quite dead, matter of a fact there's no trace of it.,tyvvvvvfm!!Having just eaten a delicious plate of food I am energized and have the power to fully slay this thread.