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*ducks pie thrown by MC and catapults multiple pies at him and Hoss*

I killed the thread! It was hanging on life support with you guys' weak thread killing abilities until I got here. I killed it! Just accept it.
 

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Negatorie. Oh mustachioed gay gaucho; you & your ersatz thread assassination skills are not legendary but used in limericks. Why, you couldn't even kill that $1.00 bottle of rum you got for Halloween. Whereas I have had this thread muy muerte since before you & the confectionery coded cutie made your presence known here.
No more no less.
I'm not gay you corncob pipe smoking nacho cheese eating pumpkin squeezer! I'm 100% bisexy-ual!

Well I know it saddens you that I possess the real killing of thread skills because I have a thread killing lineage tracing back to my great grandfather from Albania who was a professional thread killer!

Now with 1 hard thrust and a stabbing I have murdered this thread...............

...............................FOREVER!.............................................

Have a nice weekend Chuck and Fluffy and blackhandle and girly and all the rest. I will be celebrating my victory at the local saloon!
 

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*ducks pie thrown by MC and catapults multiple pies at him and Hoss*

I killed the thread! It was hanging on life support with you guys' weak thread killing abilities until I got here. I killed it! Just accept it.
**uses THE FORCE to halt pies and send 'em back to fluffy at screeching speed.**
NO! I KILLED IT! So there
uh uh..honey pot....I'm the thread gangsta..i'm the lyrical murderer...I put a .45 slug in its ass...believe me..it's dead...
Keep that slug for when you need a ride from the wah wah store.

I'm not gay you corncob pipe smoking nacho cheese eating pumpkin squeezer! I'm 100% bisexy-ual!

Well I know it saddens you that I possess the real killing of thread skills because I have a thread killing lineage tracing back to my great grandfather from Albania who was a professional thread killer!

Now with 1 hard thrust and a stabbing I have murdered this thread...............

...............................FOREVER!.............................................

Have a nice weekend Chuck and Fluffy and blackhandle and girly and all the rest. I will be celebrating my victory at the local saloon!
Lookie here you, mustachioed cabellero cornball, I'm a senior member here and when I say its dead cause of me, that's gospel and law.
Sides, **pulls out Bowie knife pics in threads back on harddrive** there ain't no one here got this much irrefutable proof as me, cause I killed the thread.NYAH!!!:nana:
 

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MC your ....useless and afraid of your own shadow ...you left a stupid mess on my profile....why? Cause I was told your a F'in old B**** ...have another bon bon MC ...now that will kill this thread :)
 

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thppt!! All y'all ain't killed diddly. Promulgating something you never did gets old. I have had it dead long before you could ATTEMPT to kill it, in which you obviously have failed.
Why, you couldn't even kill that salad your dr told you to eat, Fluffydoodle.
 

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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Kill, maim and mutilate.
I lost my pair of scissors so that will make the mutilating and maiming harder to do......but I am more than willing to give it a go!!!!

....now thats pretty heavy...
Quite right.


Now without further adieu, I am here to announce the murder in cool blood of this degenerate and degenerating thread.


Le Thread es Dead!
 

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I lost my pair of scissors so that will make the mutilating and maiming harder to do......but I am more than willing to give it a go!!!!


Quite right.


Now without further adieu, I am here to announce the murder in cool blood of this degenerate and degenerating thread.


Le Thread es Dead!
sorry,fatboy, but you can't kill this thread; whyyy, you couldn't even kill that bonanza porkchop you made three days ago.

I have killed the thread.
 

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I lost my pair of scissors so that will make the mutilating and maiming harder to do......but I am more than willing to give it a go!!!!


Quite right.


Now without further adieu, I am here to announce the murder in cool blood of this degenerate and degenerating thread.


Le Thread es Dead!


I have scissors, so not to worry. Plus, easy to buy. :biggrin1:

Psychopaths, mental defectives, and..............morons! We are all part of the same compost heap.

Thread is dead!
 

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Truman Compote had his glass of cold blood and said it was a miracle cure and death by chocolate brownies made it just to immortal...he ate every crumb but one.......? Hmmm
 

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sorry,fatboy, but you can't kill this thread; whyyy, you couldn't even kill that bonanza porkchop you made three days ago.

I have killed the thread.
Don't bet the farm on it!

I am the 1 person enlisted by the government to hunt down and assassinate this thread and am now aiming to do so!
So step aside and watch a real man (myself) do the job!
 

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Don't bet the farm on it!

I am the 1 person enlisted by the government to hunt down and assassinate this thread and am now aiming to do so!
So step aside and watch a real man (myself) do the job!
I don't have a farm to bet, you pudgy vacquero, so that's a moot point.As for your government job, well, don't hold your breath(if you can), you have no assassination skills. Whyyyy, you can't even kill time at work.


I am an agency killer dispatched to slay this thread, and have done so without haste.