kill this thread

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

There's your chair there Chuck, this thread is for Imperial Thread Slayers like you and only for men of character who have the know-how on thread killing and are therefore deserving of the crown and the royal throne! Yeah, that's right, I mean YOU

Why thank you oh, mustachioed misfit. Finally you capitulate to my magnificence in killing yon thread and duly noted well deserved place of honor where no pudgy delusional pigeons or obstreperous bisexual vacueros shall ever the disdain of using.

I have the grand title of of the grand master huntsman of this thread, and will not allow anybody to upset me from it.

 

[Hoss]

I will never ever have the grand title of of the grand master huntsman of this thread, and will not allow anybody to upset the truly magnanimous and excellent Hoss from having it.

Thank you very much Chuck! Glad to see that you agree that it is me who is the grand winner of all when it comes to thread ending.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thank you very much Chuck! Glad to see that you agree that it is me who is the grand winner of all when it comes to thread ending.

what's this?Am I hearing the fat vacuero off of his dissociative personality disorder meds attempting to edit this post? Well, isn't that just like you to deny me my title.humph. And here I thought you weren't a denier.
BY GOLLY, I AM STILL THE MASTER HUNTSMAN AND THREAD MASTER ASSASSIN!!!

 

[GirlyMan]

Whats that massive pile of horse shit blocking Old Post Road? It could only breed flys

 

[Hoss]

well well well

would ya look at that.........

I just finished making the tombstone for this thread and now having successfully killed it, I will place the marker as it should be done by a real thread killer which is of course me.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

well well well

would ya look at that.........

I just finished making the tombstone for this thread and now having successfully killed it, I will place the marker as it should be done by a real thread killer which is of course me.

**Springs up from plot with oxygen mask on & crazed look in eyes**
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
You din't kill nothing, you didn't kill the threa-ead!! I did!! There's it mausoleum where its remains are interrred!!
I, the master huntsman and assassin have still maintained my magnificent record of slaying yon thread.

 

[GirlyMan]

Ashes....problem solved

 

[Hoss]

**Springs up from plot with oxygen mask on & crazed look in eyes**
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
You din't kill nothing, you didn't kill the threa-ead!! I did!! There's it mausoleum where its remains are interrred!!
I, the master huntsman and assassin have still maintained my magnificent record of slaying yon thread.

Yet the appellate division of the local Supreme Court said this may be incorrect as the incorrect form of mausoleum labeling was used.

Since the final verdict will probably be in my favor I take command immediately and slayeth this thread!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yet the appellate division of the local Supreme Court said this may be incorrect as the incorrect form of mausoleum labeling was used.

Since the final verdict will probably be in my favor I take command immediately and slayeth this thread!!!

There's nothing misspelled about my spelling of "mausoleum", FAT BOY.
And don't talk daft, Hossay; you can't slay a thread; Whyyyy, you couldn't even slay that turkey at the Ponderosa Turkey shoot.
I, the master assassin shall now charge forth past ye pretenders and lop off the thread's noggin with one clean slice of my 100% surgical sharp steel KATANA imported from TOKYO Japan.

So there. 'Nuff said.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Tokyo, Japan. Is that close to the old USA harbour

Made in (not the) USA

 

[fluffychocolate]

If y'all don't let this thread that I killed rest in the new year! Don't make me cum... come after you all!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If y'all don't let this thread that I killed rest in the new year! Don't make me cum... come after you all!

Don't talk silly, Fluffy, you never killed this thread;Whyyyyyy, you never even killed that bottle of diet shake you promised in your new years resolution.

Besides only YOU need to rest in peace after your partying last night.

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC, diet shakes are disgusting. I'd never make such a promise. But I DID kill this thread. It died with a smile on its face. Stop being jealous.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Ima say this once so even you can get it;
You....killed....NOTHING.
I have had this thread dead for the longest time. You? Come, come, now, if you couldn't kill time at your boss's party, then you obviously can't kill a thread.

I am still the master assassin and huntsman of threads.

 

[GirlyMan]

MC you couldn't even kill a fly....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Girlyman, look who's talking; you can't kill dandelions during summer, you putz.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Hunt all the thread ass you want. You may have dinged it a time or two but I killed it.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Really ?

 

[ManofThunder]

It has been foretold that only a ManofThunder can truly slay the beast.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

It has been foretold that only a ManofThunder can truly slay the beast.

that's the problem; it needs to be either five or three told not fore. So a manofthunder shall never kill the beast which the the master assassin me has completed the killing task.
You'll simply have to adjust to that.