kill this thread

[Hoss]

**In best Col Potter imitation***;
HORSE HOCKEY.

And now we have you, running up and down the halls on your stick horse, and cereal box Stetson yelling, "I killed the thread!I KILLED THE THREAD!" and holding up a drawing in crayon you made of the thread with xxs on its face, all the time without your anti dissociative personality meds too.

No no, poor bedraggled fellow; it ain't gonna work with me. You aren't a killer awake or asleep.

Now you get outta that kids cowboy costume, go back to your room, and Nurse Wretched will be in to prep you for your "RIDE THE LIGHTNING SHOCK THERAPY" and program your DVR for todays episode of BONANZA.

The thread must be taken out by a killer non compare and unrivaled by anyone, and that's me, with stealth like a tiger, and resolve of a marine sniper.
I KILLED THE THREAD.
'NUFF SAID

After sifting through all that I realized you are doubting my great ability to annihilate this thread. Just for that, I'm going to wait until you're asleep or checking get to see if you have any green jello in the fridge and then Kaboom! The thread will be dead. DEAD DEAD
More dead than Polonius after Hamlet did him in!
So you just wait and wait and then when you least expect it, I will succeed

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

, I'm going to wait until you're asleep or checking get to see if you have any green jello in the fridge and then Kaboom! The thread will be dead. DEAD DEAD
More dead than Polonius after Hamlet did him in!
So you just wait and wait and then when you least expect it, I will succeed

Oh, do go on, and stop burbling like a blasted fool there, Hoss; your girth prevents you from sneaking. Whyyyyy, you couldn't sneak up on the ward floors deaf parrot.
And please, green hello? Yuck. I prefer CHERRY.
But I always leave it in my college fridge.
So you and your Uncle Baloney S and Cousin HAMPTON OMELET can build your sandwiches someplace else and only dream you killed something besides a thread.
I shall use all the cunning of a boa constrictor and lightning fast attack of a shrike and obliterate the thread with my katana.

I KILLED THE THREAD.
NYAH!!

 

[Timexxx]

Two....

 

[TinyPrincess]

One...

 

[Timexxx]

Three.....

 

[Hoss]

Oh, do go on, and stop burbling like a blasted fool there, Hoss; your girth prevents you from sneaking. Whyyyyy, you couldn't sneak up on the ward floors deaf parrot.
And please, green hello? Yuck. I prefer CHERRY.
But I always leave it in my college fridge.
So you and your Uncle Baloney S and Cousin HAMPTON OMELET can build your sandwiches someplace else and only dream you killed something besides a thread.
I shall use all the cunning of a boa constrictor and lightning fast attack of a shrike and obliterate the thread with my katana.

I KILLED THE THREAD.
NYAH!!

Howevwer, it was me......or it was I that truly incapacitated the thread and while you thought you'd killed it as it lay defenseless, it only pretended to be dead to raise your self esteem.

Reality is upon us now and I have taken my giant sword aND ended the thread once and for all and I have pulverized it as well so there is no doubt it is now fully and totally dead.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Howevwer, it was not me......or it was I that incapacitated the thread and you killed it as it lay defenseless, it only pretended to be dead when I tried to kill it.

Reality is upon us now and I have taken my giant sword aND ended my delusions once and for all and I haven't pulverized it as well so there is no doubt it is now fully and totally dead.

Don't cry there, Hoss, you know your giant sword is in reality barely a pen knife.
I however, have taken my bowie knife and ripped its jugular out with one thrust(Oh, do stop!)
There! Tis done, all genuflections shall be appreciated to my magnificence.

 

[Timexxx]

Four....

 

[Hoss]

Don't cry there, Hoss, you know your giant sword is in reality barely a pen knife.
I however, have taken my bowie knife and ripped its jugular out with one thrust(Oh, do stop!)
There! Tis done, all genuflections shall be appreciated to my magnificence.

Well, being a real man......unlike a ukele strumming wimp like you (sorry Chuck,it had to be said),, I don't cry. I believe Mr. Alice Cooper said it once in his little ditty from the 70s called I'll Never Cry. Nope it....

Um, what was the question again?

Oh right, I am herewith and here fore and hereby and hence with and henceforth making what is obviously and clearly the assassination post of and for this thread. As Ed Norton said to Ralph Kramden, "There! It is done oh chef of the future!" Take that to mean that I the great and brilliant Hoss have cored out the core of this thread and am thus by the victor!


All hail the mighty Hoss

 

[Timexxx]

Boo ho ho... Five.....

 

[fluffychocolate]

How many times do I have to tell you guys that I already killed the thread. You're all just kicking it's bones at this point. Leave it be already.

 

[Timexxx]

You just slipped on bonanza tears girl!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, me NOT being a real man, more like a wimp, and not a stunning virile specimen like you ( Chuck,it had to be said), I always cry. I believe Mr. Alice Cooper said it once in his little ditty from the 70s called I'll Never Cry, but I DO.(Choking sob)

Um, what was the question again?

Oh right, I am herewith and here fore and hereby and hence with and henceforth trying what is obviously and clearly the assassination post of and for this thread. As Ed Norton said to Ralph Kramden, "There! It is done oh chef of the future!" Take that to mean that I Hoss will proclaim MPCHUCK the victor!


All hail Chuck!!!

Call me a wimp? CALL-ING ME-A-WIMP?! **Grabs Hoss and pulls him close**
Get ovuh here!!! SO!! I'm hearing from the most wishy-washy, milksop that he thinks I'm Wimpy? We-hell, take a good look fatboy; Wimpy is fat, and loves mooching and hamburgers. I am not any of those.You however, represent the most milksoppiest, wishy washiest here.
And, since we're on a tangent of old heavy metal rock singers who've promulgated the absence of lacrimal fluid for emotional times, I shall use only out of deference and recognition to the fact that he indeed can sing anything, I shall quote the great Ozzy Ozborne and his song , "No more tears" Rather than listen to the simpering wishy washy ramblings of you, I shall take the denouement of the thread with the resolve of a Marine sniper.

And of your skills,***Again, best Col. Potter***, Beaver biscuits; You're like a stubborn mule, always gotta see things your way, always jumping always jumping ahead, and never having the actual resolve to do so.

Nuh, uh, my unfortunate besotted misfit, It still isn't gonna fly with me.

Now, you get your comical, corpulent, carcass outta that two sizes too small black Long johns, go throw away that cardboard tube ninja sword wrapped in aluminum foil, go to your room, and maybe Nurse Wretched will let you see the rerun of the series finale of BONANZA.

The HE-MAN of killing threads, ME, has work to do. And has to hailing you,sure!!! Go stand in a hail storm, and get knocked on the noggin three or four(No Pete Puma) dozen x's and we'll talk. Till then, all may praise my fabulous and spectacular genius.
Three cheers for Chuck;
HIP, HIP, HOORAAY!
HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!
HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!!!
.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How many times do I have to tell you guys that I already killed the thread. You're all just kicking it's bones at this point. Leave it be already.

May I repeat; You. Silence. This Second. The denouement of the thread has been my purview, and skill alone; You are merely going through withdrawal of your anti schizo meds of which your confectionery caboose needs in droves. Now scoot, and stop tempting people to disturb the remains of MY KILL.
Humph.

 

[Timexxx]

Six......

 

[fluffychocolate]

May I repeat; You. Silence. This Second. The denouement of the thread has been my purview, and skill alone; You are merely going through withdrawal of your anti schizo meds of which your confectionery caboose needs in droves. Now scoot, and stop tempting people to disturb the remains of MY KILL.
Humph.

IN YOUR DREAMS YOU KILLED THIS THREAD! The kill is mine. Period. Build a bridge and get over your disappointment.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

IN YOUR DREAMS YOU KILLED THIS THREAD! The kill is mine. Period. Build a bridge and get over your disappointment.

oh, do put on your boots and backpack and take a hike. The kill will be mine. Nada mas, nada illamador.

 

[Timexxx]

Seven.......



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[fluffychocolate]

oh, do put on your boots and backpack and take a hike. The kill will be mine. Nada mas, nada illamador.

I hike out to the burial site of this here thread every now and again to see the tombstone that reads: Here lies the dearly departed thread killed by Fluffy Chocolate. May it RIP.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I hike out to the burial site of this here thread every now and again to see the tombstone that reads: Here lies the dearly departed thread killed by Fluffy Chocolate. May it RIP.

You mean that custom poly resin Halloween tombstone you got from WALMART? Nope, nope, nope, doesn't prove a thing, and you have only your bonbon boxes in the grave, and nothing else. Whereas in my executive trophy room there is a thread safari pic of me holding up the dead thread. Sorry, Fluffy doodle, I KILLED THE THREAD. So there. Thpppt!!!