Killed?! Oh Chuck, Chuck,Chuck that is way beyond hysterically funny and quite preposterous too. It seems that at 20 thousand posts your mind has turned soft.....softer than those mashed potatoes you tried serving at the church social in an attempt to win a 90 year old virgin lady's attentions. Sad, so so very very sad.
Not to worry thiugh, since I am here and will now begin the laborious process of demolitioning this here thread. You'd better stand back so you don't hurt yourself crying over your loss.
Hurt?! Moi? When YOU think you've killed nothing but time? OH HO HO HO!!!!
Thank you dear boy, that's kind of you make me laugh, especially when its fraught with the most absurd, inane mule fritters I've heard in eons.
Seriously, don't talk ridiculously Hoss, you are incapable of killing anything, let alone demolish. Whyyyyyy, even with your bodily girth, you couldn't even smash that three yr olds sandcastle on labor from three inches away, remember?
And now as to your ninety yr old church lady with the soft taters? Oh, do stop, that's your way of saying she copped you a feel after seeing your boudoir pic hidden in her hymn book, and she wad drooling too.
Best for you & church lady to stay and confess to your sins and faults whilst the HE MAN of this sport is taking his place as the grand champeen of thread killers.
And my mind is lethal razor shape, unlike yours that rotted away from cat chili and e-cigar fumes.
I KILLED THE THREAD.

