kill this thread

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 8, 2015

Hoss said:
got that right Chuck because as we know it is I who is winning by properly killing this thread on a day which will be rightfully remembered as the day I conquered and first vanquished the slew the thread!!!!!

** Charges in with crossbow and takes aim**
Get out of the way, GET-OUT-OF-THE-WAY!!! Blast, you foolish oaf!! Your miserable meanderings and derisive diatribe have vouchsafed the thread's escape!! I am off. **Takes two steps then wheels back to face Hoss** Should I not return with the beast's dead hide before sunset, I will take your hefty hide as a satisfactory substitute to put over my mantle. Again, I am off!! Turns around and disappears in the woods after the thread.

LATER THAT DAY.......

***Walks back into town with sack on shoulder proudly to Hoss***
Give double tribute to whatever Deities you are humble to oh, corpulent clown, for they have vouchsafed you from becoming my mantlepiece this day. In this sack I hold, with the crossbow quarrel sticking out, lies the dead thread, done in by myself, the master huntsman. And do promulgate that flaptrap of you killing anything but flies to the brick wall. I have slain yon thread, and will now be driven by horse dawn carriage through the town square. AAAAH, yes, so nice all these genuflections to my skill.
I HAVE KILLED THE THREAD.

fluffychocolate · Oct 9, 2015

All that yapping over a dead thread that I killed eons ago. Boys! Pffft!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 10, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
All that yapping over a dead thread that I killed eons ago. Boys! Pffft!

Be still, fluffy doodle; continuously trying to usurp credit for my kill, eh? Bah! You'll never do it whilst I'm here.
Humph!!

fluffychocolate · Oct 10, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Be still, fluffy doodle; continuously trying to usurp credit for my kill, eh? Bah! You'll never do it whilst I'm here.
Humph!!

*Pulls MC close and whispers* I've already done it. Just accept that I am the thread killer.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 10, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
*Pulls MC close and whispers* I've already done it. Just accept that I am the thread killer.

**Pushes off Fluffy** Get this, little girl; I-Killed-it, no one else. That's all I accept. SO SAYS THE MASTER HUNTSMAN, ME.

Timexxx · Oct 11, 2015

Shitt I'm having myself a Fluff ahNuter at ChuckyCheez ..Boom Bang Zonk!

Hoss · Oct 11, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
**Pushes off Fluffy** Get this, little girl; I-Killed-it, no one else. That's all I accept. SO SAYS THE MASTER HUNTSMAN, ME.

....??master huntsman?? YOU?! Oh that is quite riotous! You couldn't snare or dispose of a canary perched on a perch in an open gilded cage.
Here's a song for you Chuck.....note the line about some gotta win (which is obviously me) and some gotta lose (clearly you). I am the top notch thread slayer, using ways which nobody else can.....or has even imagined possible.

now your song:

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 11, 2015

Hoss said:
....??master huntsman?? YOU?! Oh that is quite riotous! You couldn't snare or dispose of a canary perched on a perch in an open gilded cage.
Here's a song for you Chuck.....note the line about some gotta win (which is obviously me) and some gotta lose (clearly you). I am the top notch thread slayer, using ways which nobody else can.....or has even imagined possible.

now your song:

Top knotch thread killer?! You??! Oh, hardy hardy har har har!! You can't kill a thread, whyyyyy, you couldn't even kill dandelions peeing on them after HALF A CAN OF BEER.

Thread killin' is a mans sport, we kill threads here boy Yessir. You are unworthy of thread slaying just because well, you're YOU.
Allow a dedicated killer of such immeasurable skill and talent, me to execute yon thread, and let the namby pamby you go home to your Dan Blocker doll and Horsey.

Hoss · Oct 12, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Top knotch thread killer?! You??! Oh, hardy hardy har har har!! You can't kill a thread, whyyyyy, you couldn't even kill dandelions peeing on them after HALF A CAN OF BEER. Thread killin' is a mans sport, we kill threads here boy Yessir. You are unworthy of thread slaying just because well, you're YOU.
Allow a dedicated killer of such immeasurable skill and talent, me to execute yon thread, and let the namby pamby you go home to your Dan Blocker doll and Horsey.

those there are fightin' words Chuck!

If I wasn't here to end the vitality of this thread, why I'd sure enough challenge you to a duel at dawn! However I am on a mission and must finally put this thread in the incinerator and thereby protect all people from its evilness!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 12, 2015

Hoss said:
those there are fightin' words Chuck!

If I wasn't here to end the vitality of this thread, why I'd sure enough challenge you to a duel at dawn! However I am on a mission and must finally put this thread in the incinerator and thereby protect all people from its evilness!

Be off, oaf!! Your actions of previous in almost vouchsafing yon thread's escape still courses through my mind. Be humble before your deity that my crossbow contained the one quarrel necessary to run through the beast. And it is done. Yon thread shall now be cremated and its ashes spread over the volcano.

fluffychocolate · Oct 14, 2015

*buries thread in undisclosed location* Now maybe the boys will let the thread I killed rest in peace.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 14, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
*buries thread in undisclosed location* Now maybe the boys will let the thread I killed rest in peace.

Oh, sorry, Fluffy doodle, you only buried a carpet runner with the word "THREAD" and not the thread. I killed it.

fluffychocolate · Oct 14, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Oh, sorry, Fluffy doodle, you only buried a carpet runner with the word "THREAD" and not the thread. I killed it.

No you didn't. And no I didn't. I buried the thread and I ain't telling you where! Just deal with it!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 14, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
No you didn't. And no I didn't. I buried the thread and I ain't telling you where! Just deal with it!

I'll deal with nothing of the kind, 'cause that's what your claim of killing it is. I am still the thread killer par excellence .

fluffychocolate · Oct 14, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
I'll deal with nothing of the kind, 'cause that's what your claim of killing it is. I am still the thread killer par excellence .

Fine. You just didn't kill this one.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 15, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
Fine. You just killed this one.

Well said, fluffy, Well said!!! For I Chuck, and in my magnificence and unparalleled glory and skill have rendered yon thread decimated because I killed it!!!

fluffychocolate · Oct 15, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Well said, fluffy, Well said!!! For I Chuck, and in my magnificence and unparalleled glory and skill have rendered yon thread decimated because I killed it!!!

Nice try MC but you ain't done nothing but give me a case of the giggles.

Timexxx · Oct 15, 2015

What was the time of death?

fluffychocolate said:
Nice try MC but you ain't done nothing but give me a case of the giggles.

Something is really creepy about your giggling!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Oct 15, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
Nice try MC but you ain't done nothing but give me a case of the giggles.

Nothing but killed the thread, unlike YOU little Missy Silly, who needs a goosing could never, EVER, EVER,EV-ER do. Face it, babe; I am a killer personified.

fluffychocolate · Oct 15, 2015

Timexxx said:
What was the time of death?

Something is really creepy about your giggling!
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That's not me! My eyes are darker and I have a tan! *giggles some more*

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