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well Chuck, here's the news for you.......according to the rules and newly adapted and adopted bylaws, you forfeit the win and even the possibility of a win by having used the word golly. If we were to allow that, we'll then you'd likely start saying things like "jeepers" and "aw, shucks"

rules are rules after all.

Stop worrying about it though because I am here and I have the great power to destroy this thread and kill it dead for once and for all, so you can go grab your stuffed animal doll and blanket and head off to beddy-bye. Way past your bedtime anyway. When you awaken the thread will be dead dead dead! (all thanks to me)
Oh, do stop burbling, Hoss. The reason I use Golly so I don't seem so profane. And I don't adopt crackpot rules MADE by a CRACKPOT. So there on that one. And the only power you have lies within your gastrointestinal tract of farts that wouldn't kill skunkweed. No threads at all. Hell, your belches don't even make daisies swoon.

Now you get outta that trash bag super zero costume, find your straightjacket binkie and Dan Blocker doll, and get into your electrified playpen and keep your radio handy for I shall be heard announcing the kill of the thread like only I can do.
This is a sport of HE MEN, boy, yup we kill threads, yessir.
 

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Nope, sorry Fluffy , I still killed it!
Keep dreaming!

You didn't even stun it with that dime store toy phaser gun your cousin bought you for your last birthday. Now move aside and allow a real man and a real hero and a real thread killer to tend to this matter! Yea, verily I sayeth unto thee and all of the others tooo, that by the time the summer rises I the east I will have slain this thread with my mighty power!
 

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Keep dreaming!

You didn't even stun it with that dime store toy phaser gun your ficousin bought you for your last birthday. Now move aside and allow a real man and a real hero and a real thread killer to end to this matter! Yea, verily I sayeth unto thee and all of the others tooo, that by the time the summer rises I the east I will have slain this thread with my mighty power!
Uh, none of my cousins are in state, so that'll be more than quite enough outta YOU on that one, FATBOY. And phaser Gun? Phas-er.... GUN?!Get your fat ass ovuh here now!!! I am an elite trained government trained killer with all the weapons at my disposal, not some hokey sci fi COMICON souvenir you bought for $2 and planted on me to discredit me & my SUPERIOR SKILLS over yours. I have traveled far and wide(Not your pants) and shall have the assassination of the thread for addition to my prestigious resume. As or you being a hero of any kind(And I'm not gonna be kind after the cuz crack!!)well the only time that's happened at your deli when you ordered a footlong ham sandwich with extra mayo cause your missus is outta town for the rest of the week. So there on that one.
BY GOD,
I HAVE STILL KILLED THE THREAD!!!!
 

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Uh, none of my cousins are in state, so that'll be more than quite enough outta YOU on that one, FATBOY. And phaser Gun? Phas-er.... GUN?!Get your fat ass ovuh here now!!! I am an elite trained government trained killer with all the weapons at my disposal, not some hokey sci fi COMICON souvenir you bought for $2 and planted on me to discredit me & my SUPERIOR SKILLS over yours. I have traveled far and wide(Not your pants) and shall have the assassination of the thread for addition to my prestigious resume. As or you being a hero of any kind(And I'm not gonna be kind after the cuz crack!!)well the only time that's happened at your deli when you ordered a footlong ham sandwich with extra mayo cause your missus is outta town for the rest of the week. So there on that one.
BY GOD,
I HAVE STILL KILLED THE THREAD!!!!

while I am glad to hear that none of your cousins are currently incarcerated in the state penitentiary, it does little to avoid the fact that I have now most definitely and successfully killed this thread.
 

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while I am glad to hear that none of your cousins are currently incarcerated in the state penitentiary, it does little to avoid the fact that I have now most definitely and successfully killed this thread.
Hoss, SERIOUSLY KNOCK-IT-OFF-ABOUT-MY-COUSINS; THEY'RE NOT IN JAIL OR COMMITED, KAY?!
And it ill does you well to know that ONLY I have killed the thread, no one else.
 

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This is my world, little man, muahahahahahahahaahahahahaha! If I say I killed a thread then I killed a thread! *stands ready with thread shredders*
O-kaaaaaaaay. Fluffy, you definitely need a mental vay cay if you think this is YOUR WORLD. Obviously its mine, and I say you & your silly little party plastic butter knives have killed nada.
Best leave this to a master huntsman like me.