kill this thread

[Hoss]

I fell asleep reading your latest post illusions of grandeur. You ain't killed nothing but time typing up the drivel above. Glad to see your handlers have put you up for the day. I killed the thread. I ain't gotta tell you how, just know the deed was done swiftly and easily and it died smiling.

sorry to have to tell you this but Chuck left town and left specific laws about who could kill this thread and in a referendum it was decided that it would be me, and I have already completed the act of killing the thread and had done so just before you appeared. So, it means that the thread wasn't dead until I took its last breath, heartbeat and pulse beat away!

VICTORY IS MINE! I ALONE SLEW THE THREAD!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I fell asleep reading your latest post illusions of grandeur. You ain't killed nothing but time typing up the drivel above. Glad to see your handlers have put you up for the day. I killed the thread. I ain't gotta tell you how, just know the deed was done swiftly and easily and it died smiling.

If you can't tell HOW you did it, then the reality simply is- you've never killed anything but time too.
And handlers? Nah, nobody handles me(Except my current GF when we're alone) and never will.
YOU however, need at least five hulking FEMALE orderlies on your looney bin ward floor for YOU to keep you under wraps and restrain you for "Special pill day".

Nope, I'm afraid not, poor mentally deficient damsel, you haven't convinced anybody but yourself, and even that's tentative.

Now, you get outta that surgical gown you put xmas tinsel on, go put on your fave flick, and go to bed right after nurse wretched gives you your lithium for the week. There'll be no more lying from you.
I have killed yon thread, effortlessly and smoothly as the PREDATOR.

 

[Timexxx]

[QUOTE="lapdog2001, post: 5755285, member: 103

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC and Hoss sitting in dread
Watching me kill this little old thread.

Though they huffed and they puffed
The thread was barely roughed.

Then I came along
And put right all they did wrong!

I killed the thread!!!!!

 

[Timexxx]

MC and Hoss sitting in dread
Watching me kill this little old thread.

Though they huffed and they puffed
The thread was barely roughed.

Then I came along
And put right all they did wrong!

I killed the thread!!!!![/QUOTE
fluffy this thread is dead...Don't listen to em they are in mourning Thank you Fluffy!

 

[Timexxx]

Fluffy killed it !

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MC and Hoss sitting in dread
Watching me kill this little old thread.

Though they huffed and they puffed
The thread was barely roughed.

Then I came along
And put right all they did wrong!

I killed the thread!!!!!

Once was a woman name of Fluffy,
Who when questioned whether she killed a thread got huffy

And people were amused, by her no weapon used
So believing she did was a real tuffy!!

Choke on THAT ONE, Roberta Frosty.

Cause I still killed the thread with my crossbow.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Once was a woman name of Fluffy,
Who when questioned whether she killed a thread got huffy

And people were amused, by her no weapon used
So believing she did was a real tuffy!!

Choke on THAT ONE, Roberta Frosty.

Cause I still killed the thread with my crossbow.

I never CHOKE! Well except this one time when... never mind! You keep dreaming, MC, while claim the kill. With Timexxx as witness to my deed I am undisputed champion thread killer!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I never CHOKE! Well except this one time when... never mind! You keep dreaming, MC, while claim the kill. With Timexxx as witness to my deed I am undisputed champion thread killer!

You mean with that silly leftover banner you found in the PARTY CITY dumpster? Nope nope nope, no one gonna believe it.
I am still the grandmaster huntsman and thread killer personified.
NYAH!!!

 

[chicagosam]

Come along, cursed thread. Your demise is imminent. The Ghost of LPSG Past has returned for you. Come to the light.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Come along, cursed thread. Your demise is imminent. The Ghost of LPSG Past has returned for you. Come to the light.

Tanx, I'll take it from here, Sammy, now buzz off. You gotta rent a garage for Valentine's Day.
I still killed the thread

 

[Hoss]

Tanx, I'll take it from here, Sammy, now buzz off. You gotta rent a garage for Valentine's Day.
I still killed the thread

the idea of an incompetent and impotent (according to the ladies at least) rank amateur like you having the ability to kill a thread, any thread is downright hysterical! You lack the care and timing and the finesse which is needed and that is where I come in. I have ALL those fine and necessary qualities and at least three dozen more in that fabulous listung!

So move aside Chuck and others, as I shall now commenced to tending to the slaying of the dragon.....I mean,slaying of the thread!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

the idea of an incompetent and impotent (according to the ladies at least) rank amateur like you having the ability to kill a thread, any thread is downright hysterical! You lack the care and timing and the finesse which is needed and that is where I come in. I have ALL those fine and necessary qualities and at least three dozen more in that fabulous listung!

So move aside Chuck and others, as I shall now commenced to tending to the slaying of the dragon.....I mean,slaying of the thread!

Thank you, Hoss, that's nice of you to make laugh again. The idea! You, a thread killer is uproarious and so plausible it defies logic.
And from what I've heard, your timing is like a broken kitchen timer, and finesse? Hah! You have all the finesse of farting in church during holy communion after the wine.
My impeccable thread killing skills are legendary and fraught with immeasurable talent beyond compare.

This here is a man's sport, we kill threads, yessir! You don't kill anything at all except brain cells with that rotten BONANZA BEER.
Best leave now sonny, the real man to kill threads is here and its gonna get gruesome.

I KILLED THE THREAD.

 

[Timexxx]

Huh...You guy's couldn't even make meatloaf!

 

[Hoss]

Thank you, Hoss, that's nice of you to make laugh again. The idea! You, a thread killer is uproarious and so plausible it defies logic.
And from what I've heard, your timing is like a broken kitchen timer, and finesse? Hah! You have all the finesse of farting in church during holy communion after the wine.
My impeccable thread killing skills are legendary and fraught with immeasurable talent beyond compare.

This here is a man's sport, we kill threads, yessir! You don't kill anything at all except brain cells with that rotten BONANZA BEER.
Best leave now sonny, the real man to kill threads is here and its gonna get gruesome.

I KILLED THE THREAD.

um,you haven't killed the thread, it's still very alive but no worry for I shall now destroy it both utterly and completely!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

um,you haven't killed the thread, it's still very alive but no worry for I shall now destroy it both utterly and completely!

Er, um uh, in some states, defiling the dead is against the law. The thread is very, dead quite thanks to the master assassin himself, me. And please, the last time you TRIED to kill it, you ran away screaming and shrieking like a little girl and near wet yourself, that's what got you expelled from the thread killers association.

 

[fluffychocolate]

You guys couldn't kill your appetites. I killed it. It od'd on me.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You guys couldn't kill your appetites. I killed it. It od'd on me.

Not likely my chunky Chocolate Chica;
I have killed the thread with my superior skill!

 

[fluffychocolate]

Not likely my chunky Chocolate Chica;
I have killed the thread with my superior skill!

What skill is that?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What skill is that?

I don't explain how I killed it; I say so and expect people to take my word as gospel....in other words I do a "fluffy"