kill this thread

[Hoss]

I don't explain how I killed it; I say so and expect people to take my word as gospel....in other words I do a "fluffy"

on a Sunday no less? Thought ist a blasphemer!!
For having blasphemed so shamelessly while still not explaining how you supposedly killed this thread,you are herewith,hereby and henceforth and even hencewith banished to the land of addle brained tarts who drool constantly while rubinsteining their face jowels! BE GONE!

Now fellow thread readers,behold as I save the planet and the universe from an unhappy ending by slaying this here thread for once and for all!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

on a Sunday no less? Thought ist a blasphemer!!
For having blasphemed so shamelessly while still not explaining how you supposedly killed this thread,you are herewith,hereby and henceforth and even hencewith banished to the land of addle brained tarts who drool constantly while rubinsteining their face jowels! BE GONE!

Now fellow thread readers,behold as I save the planet and the universe from an unhappy ending by slaying this here thread for once and for all!

Why, I oughtta.....!!!!
For being so pompous and bellowing like a water buffalo, you forfeit your claim of being able to kill any threads.
You will be read the riot act by someone named Ryan, but no thread killing claims for YOU, Mister. nope, you finally pushed me, and now are sent to your padded cell without your Cable TV on and No BONANZA reruns.
I shall now take to the hunt and slaying of the thread with the Stealth and cunning of the PREDATOR and be done with it for all time.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Hmmm, same show as last week - Hoss vs. Chuck...

Oh, well - gets popcorn and watch the show anyways...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hmmm, same show as last week - Hoss vs. Chuck...

Oh, well - gets popcorn and watch the show anyways...

If you like, we can always meat, er, "meet" in London for our own private "session" my diminutive duchess.

 

[Hoss]

Hmmm, same show as last week - Hoss vs. Chuck...

Oh, well - gets popcorn and watch the show anyways...

we try to keep things moving along slow so nothing is missed.

Now back to my murder of the thread!

 

[fluffychocolate]

I don't explain how I killed it; I say so and expect people to take my word as gospel....in other words I do a "fluffy"

You fluffed it to death? Err...uh... that's between you and the thread. But... I think after you finished fluffing it that it just passed out cold. It actually woke up, had some of me, and od'd.

 

[Timexxx]

Fluffy you want gravy with with your massive dead Chunky Hosstage?® ;,,lol Fluffy killed it!!!

 

[1958ST]

here lies les moore, four slugs with a 44, no les, no more

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You fluffed it to death? Err...uh... that's between you and the thread. But... I think after you finished fluffing it that it just passed out cold. It actually woke up, had some of me, and od'd.

Only in your wildest wet dreams, fluffy. 'Sides, don't take it outta context. I don't fluff anything 'cept my bedroom pillow.
And it could never have od'd on your weak formula. Why it wouldn't even give a high school geek zits.
Nope the thread has been vanquished by the by thread PREDATOR and master assassin me, no one else.

 

[Hoss]

vanquished? Oh that is a rich 1 Chuck!
Further, be it known that vanquishING is not killing and behold only myself knows the proper method to kill the thread and behold I have now done so!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

vanquished? Oh that is a rich 1 Chuck!
Further, be it known that vanquishING is not killing and behold only myself knows the proper method to kill the thread and behold I have now done so!

Oh, puh-leeeeeease, the thread assassin's guild to which you applied(And were rejected, BTW) has a video of you sent out to kill a little thread, and you stood there trembling,holding your fingers on your mouth, and ran away shrieking and screaming and hid behind your horsey, Chubbs, who was laughing too. So don't make anyone laugh; You simply have no thread killing skills and never will.

Only an artist trained in thread killing such as me shall complete the task of killing the thread and have done so.
i KILLED THE THREAD.

 

[Hoss]

Oh, puh-leeeeeease, the thread assassin's guild to which you applied(And were rejected, BTW) has a video of you sent out to kill a little thread, and you stood there trembling,holding your fingers on your mouth, and ran away shrieking and screaming and hid behind your horsey, Chubbs, who was laughing too. So don't make anyone laugh; You simply have no thread killing skills and never will.

Only an artist trained in thread killing such as me shall complete the task of killing the thread and have done so.
i KILLED THE THREAD.

an artist? You?!?!? yeah in your dreams Sonny, in your wild and demented dreams.

Now back to basics here where I show my great skills and masterful ways as I wrench the thread from its hiding place and quickly grasp it by its own breathing apparatus and slowly squeeze the life out of it, leaving it in a crumbled humble pile on the floor as a lesson and reminder to all that only I the great and mighty Hoss was brave enough to confront this demon thread and then dispose of its existence!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

an artist? You?!?!? yeah in your dreams Sonny, in your wild and demented dreams.

Now back to basics here where I show my great skills and masterful ways as I wrench the thread from its hiding place and quickly grasp it by its own breathing apparatus and slowly squeeze the life out of it, leaving it in a crumbled humble pile on the floor as a lesson and reminder to all that only I the great and mighty Hoss was brave enough to confront this demon thread and then dispose of its existence!

You squeeze the life outta the thread?!HA!! Don't make me laugh, FAT BOY. You couldn't squeeze orange juice out of a rotten orange or for that matter, squeeze the stress ball your boss gave you for Xmas, or even squeeze the Charmin @ the A&P. YOU are an ineffectual killer. Best leave the killing of the thread to the master huntsman me to execute the thread simply and specifically and in the best way possible, now outta my way, as I roll up my sleeve, clench my fist and my work.
**Brushes past Hoss, Palm strikes the thread in its nose, pushing the bone into it's brain, killing it instantly.**
There. i killed it; Now shaddap.

 

[fluffychocolate]

CLEAR!!!!! Resuscitates the thread only to kill it again!

 

[Timexxx]

But Fluffy you killed it ! It's why MC ignores me!!! he just is weak and hates to hear the truth girl xoxox

 

[1958ST]

Will no one rid us of this accursed thread?

 

[Timexxx]

But Fluffy you killed it ! It's why MC ignores me!!! he just is weak and hates to hear the truth girl xoxox

Fluffy said I know 1958st is a bitch....lol

 

[Hoss]

Will no one rid us of this accursed thread?

I have made several gallant attempts and now have come up with a plan which will sink the thread forever. It will now be drowned and if any fool attempts to revive it then there will be a penalty and I will be forced to sing!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

CLEAR!!!!! Resuscitates the thread only to kill it again!

Fluffy, I don't know what you think you killed I killed the thread.

I have made several gallant attempts and now have come up with a plan which will sink the thread forever. It will now be drowned and if any fool attempts to revive it then there will be a penalty and I will be forced to sing!

You couldn't sing either in the shower or bathing your horsey.

 

[Timexxx]

Hoss almost gallantly drownIn in his beer but thanks to Fluffy was revived by the smell of fabreeze to cover that dead odor of this smelly ole thread