kill this thread

chicagosam · Nov 27, 2015

I'm surprised it hasn't died from boredom.

Hoss · Nov 28, 2015

chicagosam said:
I'm surprised it hasn't died from boredom.

Just tires it out for a short time.

Now back to work and slaying this thread once and for all!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Nov 28, 2015

Hoss said:
Just tires it out for a short time.

Now back to work and slaying this thread once and for all!

That's right, fat boy, so you go hide your horsey and let a he man kill it, me!!

fluffychocolate · Dec 4, 2015

smh one of these days you all will have to accept that I killed it. Until then...

Hoss · Dec 5, 2015

And which day will that be?

Since the thread was found breathing it was me that was called upon to administer the final blow the blow of death to this thread.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 5, 2015

Hoss said:
And which day will that be?

Since the thread was found breathing it was me that was called upon to administer the final blow the blow of death to this thread.

You couldn't administer last rites to a mannequin in the Idaho KMART MENS DEPT .

Best leave the execution of the dreaded thread to a killer like me. I have driven my bowie knife into its heart and rendered it mortis die.
I killed the thread.

Timexxx · Dec 6, 2015

Hey boys your just residue!... Fluffy killed this thread just in TIME before you old men almost died trying to...lol
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Thank you fluffy for killing and saving the MC and Hoss from this horrible thread!!!

Hoss · Dec 6, 2015

Why Chuck! Those words they wound me! I'll have you know I'm specially trained in administering last rites. It's not for nothing that I've stuck my head inside more than a few Catholic churches!

If you look closely you'll notice entitled that all you did was stab a papier mache rendering of the thread, it was me who killed the real thread!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 6, 2015

Hoss said:
Why Chuck! Those words they wound me! I'll have you know I'm specially trained in administering last rites. It's not for nothing that I've stuck my head inside more than a few Catholic churches!

If you look closely you'll notice entitled that all you did was stab a papier mache rendering of the thread, it was me who killed the real thread!

Why, I oughtta ....!!!
Methinks not, Hossay; my killing of yon thread was the real deal, baby, and don't you forget it. Paper Mache..phooey. You wouldn't know paper mache from a dried out Sunday paper.
I killed the thread

Hoss · Dec 10, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Why, I oughtta ....!!!
Methinks not, Hossay; my killing of yon thread was the real deal, baby, and don't you forget it. Paper Mache..phooey. You wouldn't know paper mache from a dried out Sunday paper.
I killed the thread

After I dried out the Sunday paper, I realized I could tell it apart from papier mache. I also noticed that the thread was still alive since you had not ufficiently suffocated it....although usually when you eat that 10 pound can of beans the gas exit is enough to fuel100 cars.

So I am here and will properly extinguish the last remnant of life in this thread.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 10, 2015

Hoss said:
After I dried out the Sunday paper, I realized I could tell it apart from papier mache. I also noticed that the thread was still alive since you had not ufficiently suffocated it....although usually when you eat that 10 pound can of beans the gas exit is enough to fuel100 cars.

So I am here and will properly extinguish the last remnant of life in this thread.

YOU?! Extinguish the thread's life? You couldn't even step on a lit match to extinguish.
No, no, my poor sullied friend; it won't be permitted. Yo'uve stood behind your horsey trembling when you had to face a little itty bitty thread to pass your test for the THREAD ASSASSINATION GUILD and choked.
The thread will now be terminated by a killer of such renown and coolness as I am.

Hoss · Dec 11, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
YOU?! Extinguish the thread's life? You couldn't even step on a lit match to extinguish.
No, no, my poor sullied friend; it won't be permitted. Yo'uve stood behind your horsey trembling when you had to face a little itty bitty thread to pass your test for the THREAD ASSASSINATION GUILD and choked.
The thread will now be terminated by a killer of such renown and coolness as I am.

Yeah?!
Well I can kill a thread and I can do it very well and easily, I even have videos on my vhs rack to prove it. So there!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 11, 2015

Hoss said:
Yeah?!
Well I can kill a thread and I can do it very well and easily, I even have videos on my vhs rack to prove it. So there!

Oh, yeahs?? Well, I have the Thread killers guild surveillance video showing YOU trembling with your hokey little pop gun and running away like a scared baby to hide behind your snickering HORSEY, Chubbs. I never saw a horse snicker like he did at your choking.
PFFT. "Thread killer Hoss" ohohohohohohohohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you dear boy that's nice of you to give me a pre Xmas gift of laughing at you.

Hoss · Dec 13, 2015

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK said:
Oh, yeahs?? Well, I have the Thread killers guild surveillance video showing YOU trembling with your hokey little pop gun and running away like a scared baby to hide behind your snickering HORSEY, Chubbs. I never saw a horse snicker like he did at your choking.
PFFT. "Thread killer Hoss" ohohohohohohohohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you dear boy that's nice of you to give me a pre Xmas gift of laughing at you.

It's not over Chuck! The thread still lives but fortunately I am here and was bitten by a zombie the other night.....or did I just imagine that after I drank a zombie? ...?.......anyway the point is I bit into the brain of this thread and extremely ended its continued existence making the world safer and better for all of us.

The thread is now dead!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 14, 2015

Hoss said:
It's not over Chuck! The thread still lives but fortunately I am here and was bitten by a zombie the other night.....or did I just imagine that after I drank a zombie? ...?.......anyway the point is I bit into the brain of this thread and extremely ended its continued existence making the world safer and better for all of us.

The thread is now dead!

Oh, puh-leease, you were invited to a French restaurant and someone ordered calf's brains and you turned greener than the spinach souffle. So, don't talk ridiculous and stop burbling. I have since taken my Bowie knife and slit the throat of yon thread. It's quite dead, and I have saved the planet from it's potential spreading.

Hoss · Dec 14, 2015

Oh.......

Well I'm going to speak with the coroner about this in order to corroborate your allegations of thread demise! After all it's not official unless they confirm it!

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 14, 2015

Hoss said:
Oh.......

Well I'm going to speak with the coroner about this in order to corroborate your allegations of thread demise! After all it's not official unless they confirm it!

Talk all you want; it's still dead, dead, deadskky.

fluffychocolate · Dec 14, 2015

Good thing I killed this thread ages ago otherwise you two would have bored it to death with your bickering.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Dec 14, 2015

fluffychocolate said:
Good thing I killed this thread ages ago otherwise you two would have bored it to death with your bickering.

The only thing you thought you killed was a few flies with your hairspray, and they even flittered away after one spritz.
Be silent, little girl; I have since killed this thread long before your foolish inception.
'Nuff said.yup:

Timexxx · Dec 14, 2015

Fluffy will be back to clean up this aftermath of zombie typing dead matter! So much thanks to Hoss and his invisible enemy

kill this thread

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