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The only thing you thought you killed was a few flies with your hairspray, and they even flittered away after one spritz.
Be silent, little girl; I have since killed this thread long before your foolish inception.
'Nuff said.yup:

MC, you couldn't have killed this thread with Santa's help. So hush and go play with your GI Joes and Barbie's playhouse.
 

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Ask me no questions!

I can only supply the truth here and that truth us that while Chuck was ogling fluffy, he failed to notice that the thread had been merely conked on its head and was not most sincerely dead. That's when I came along and sprang into action! With my mighty powers I successfully and completely and even permanently destroyed the thread,leaving no trace, no not a vestige of it!

Behold, the thread is now dead!

Funeral arrangements are planned for Friday morning, all are welcome to attend.
 

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MC, you couldn't have killed this thread with Santa's help. So hush and go play with your GI Joes and Barbie's playhouse.
Listen.....little girl; t'would seem to me that that I killed the thread more dead than you or your talons could have ever done.

Now you get outta that doo wop dressy you made from a HEFTY BAG(perfect size for you seeing gallery pics) and go play your Justin Bieber Xmas CDS.
 

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Ask me no questions!

I can only supply the truth here and that truth us that while Chuck was ogling fluffy, he failed to notice that the thread had been merely conked on its head and was not most sincerely dead. That's when I came along and sprang into action! With my mighty powers I successfully and completely and even permanently destroyed the thread,leaving no trace, no not a vestige of it!

Behold, the thread is now dead!

Funeral arrangements are planned for Friday morning, all are welcome to attend.
Don't burble on like a braying Jacka ASS, Hoss. You have never killed the thread.Whyyyyyyy, you couldn't even kill the slug in the garden with beer or even hit the moles in WHACK A MOLE.
Stand asise, boy and let a killer with such skill take the credit for the death of this thread. It's hanging in my private museum for all.
 

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Listen.....little girl; t'would seem to me that that I killed the thread more dead than you or your talons could have ever done.

Now you get outta that doo wop dressy you made from a HEFTY BAG(perfect size for you seeing gallery pics) and go play your Justin Bieber Xmas CDS.

Pfft! Stop trying to pawn your Bieber cds off on other people. You know doggone good and well that you're a Bieber fan. I heard you blow kisses at his poster above your bed every morning and night.

I killed the thread however. Deal with it.
 

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Pfft! Stop trying to pawn your Bieber cds off on other people. You know doggone good and well that you're a Bieber fan. I heard you blow kisses at his poster above your bed every morning and night.

I killed the thread however. Deal with it.
TIH!!!!! You would like everybody to think that, when the truth is-you're pining for the Beebs to come and see you, and please, They're YOUR CDS, I saw you buy them in WALMART on Black Friday.
I killed the thread, silly little girl. YOU deal with it, just like you run outta simonizing pads for your talons.:p
 

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Don't burble on like a braying Jacka ASS, Hoss. You have never killed the thread.Whyyyyyyy, you couldn't even kill the slug in the garden with beer or even hit the moles in WHACK A MOLE.
Stand asise, boy and let a killer with such skill take the credit for the death of this thread. It's hanging in my private museum for all.
The only thing hanging anywhere in your world is your head which hangs in shame for telling such lies! You haven't killed the thread zbecause you lack finesse which is just 1 of my numerous skills. So shove off and allow me the pleasure of disposing of this here thread and its last moment of being.
 

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The only thing hanging anywhere in your world is your head which hangs in shame for telling such lies! You haven't killed the thread zbecause you lack finesse which is just 1 of my numerous skills. So shove off and allow me the pleasure of disposing of this here thread and its last moment of being.
Gonna force me to put you in your place after those libelous fibs, are we?? OK!!!! YOU- have all the finesse of burping and farting in church. Add to this fact that I have yet additional footage from the Thread Assassination Guild showing you crapping yourself when the little itty bitty thread made its presence known during your probation."Finesse is just 1 of my numerous skills" TIH!!
You go back to your padded cell and wait for Nurse Wretched to come and tie your straightjacket and watch A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS. The HE-MAN of killing threads, ME, is here to eviscerate this here thread with all the coolheaded, calm and resolve talents that I retain. Yes I will kill the thread.
 

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TIH!!!!! You would like everybody to think that, when the truth is-you're pining for the Beebs to come and see you, and please, They're YOUR CDS, I saw you buy them in WALMART on Black Friday.
I killed the thread, silly little girl. YOU deal with it, just like you run outta simonizing pads for your talons.:p

I haven't shopped in Wally World in years! That's how we know you bought the cds. Just fess up. And I have nice cute nails thank you! I used scissors to end this thread so there!
 

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I haven't shopped in Wally World in years! That's how we know you bought the cds. Just fess up. And I have nice cute nails thank you! I used scissors to end this thread so there!
Liar! I've seen you there since the Beebs 1st came into this country. Man, what a fool you made of yourself hugging the cardboard cut out of him.
It'sOK , we all know you can't kill a thread, especially nots with those plastic scissors that wouldn't break skin.

Best leave the killing credit to a he man like me who kills threads without reservation.
I killed the thread
 

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Liar! I've seen you there since the Beebs 1st came into this country. Man, what a fool you made of yourself hugging the cardboard cut out of him.
It'sOK , we all know you can't kill a thread, especially nots with those plastic scissors that wouldn't break skin.

Best leave the killing credit to a he man like me who kills threads without reservation.
I killed the thread

Yeah... that...never...happened! They may need to up the wattage on your next electoshock treatment. They only give you plastic scissors. Us grown ups got the real deal. That's it. I killed it. It didn't get dead until I did it in and that is all there is to it. *swats MC on the butt* Now git!
 

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Yeah... that...never...happened! They may need to up the wattage on your next electoshock treatment. They only give you plastic scissors. Us grown ups got the real deal. That's it. I killed it. It didn't get dead until I did it in and that is all there is to it. *swats MC on the butt* Now git!
Yeah, methinks not; And I'm glad I got electoshock as opposed to your "Ride the lightning" electroshock. Electoshock sounds like a political disease being shocked who actually got elected or some shit like that.
And please, your supposed "real deal" scissors are only cardboard with tinfoil wrapped around them, They couldn't kill a millipede.
Whereas I with my Tokyo imported kitana haved viciously lopped the thread's head off and allowed it a quick merciful death, unlike suffering from the nail polish on your talons.
 
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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK just posted the above yesterday. Will not allow 5 days to pass and will post now to keep his post alive!
 

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You can't keep alive what I've already killed. MC needs to take his meds. That metal painted plastic toy sword he's got is making him think his the last samurai or something.
 

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You can't keep alive what I've already killed. MC needs to take his meds. That metal painted plastic toy sword he's got is making him think his the last samurai or something.
"Metal painted plastic toy sword"?Listened, up, girl; I buy the best 100% Japanese steel swords available. Surgical sharp, and lethal enough to slice your extensions clean off.

So you best mind yourself, kindly wake up to reality and that is- I KILLED THE THREAD LING BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP.
 

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"Metal painted plastic toy sword"?Listened, up, girl; I buy the best 100% Japanese steel swords available. Surgical sharp, and lethal enough to slice your extensions clean off.

So you best mind yourself, kindly wake up to reality and that is- I KILLED THE THREAD LING BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP.

Ling before? What does that mean? Just as I thought. Nothing. My claim on the kill still stands.
 

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Ling before? What does that mean? Just as I thought. Nothing. My claim on the kill still stands.
I used my phone, fluffy. Your bullshit claims of killing are just that; Grade-A fertilizer. And it wouldn't stand if it had crutches. So there.
So you go back to BEST BUY and look for the Beebs new album, and leave the thread killing to an adult, ME.