kill this thread

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh Chuck, Chuck, Chuck....... you haven't been able to even find the plug even though you must be working for Wally-world/a.k.a. Walmart since you mention it so much.

But I digress and need to return to the point and the fact, both of which are that I have killed this thread, depleted it of its life juices and now it is on the floor a crumpled dehydrated clump of sadness.


There! Thread is dead!

Oh, poor insignificant Hoss, per usual you FUCKED UP THE LAST POST. I didn't say I pulled the plug, FLUFFY said she did, which is crap of course. And the only juice you've depleted was that bitter old OJ you used in your BONANZA vodka cocktails. Only I in my unmatched skill have killed yon thread, while YOU, the cowardly bi vaquero ran away crapping himself when it got close,
I killed the thread.

 

[Hoss]

Oh, poor insignificant Hoss, per usual you FUCKED UP THE LAST POST. I didn't say I pulled the plug, FLUFFY said she did, which is crap of course. And the only juice you've depleted was that bitter old OJ you used in your BONANZA vodka cocktails. Only I in my unmatched skill have killed yon thread, while YOU, the cowardly bi vaquero ran away crapping himself when it got close,
I killed the thread.

Silly lad! I made no error as I am not the sort to make errirs.
As you can see I never claimed you pulled the plug, just that you'd be unable to locate it.

Now that I've pondered on it, you likely couldn't pull the plug either,seeing as how that takes the strength of a man such as myself.

Now without further adieu I shall kill the thread.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Silly lad! I made no error as I am not the sort to make errirs.
As you can see I never claimed you pulled the plug, just that you'd be unable to locate it.

Now that I've pondered on it, you likely couldn't pull the plug either,seeing as how that takes the strength of a man such as myself.

Now without further adieu I shall kill the thread.....

Fat Foolish Hoss. You haven't the strength to pull anything, including "yourself" Whyyyyyyy, you couldn't pull the tab on that can of BONANZA beer on new years eve.
It requires a man of such savage raw strength to correctly kill a thread of which I possess and, of which YOU are forever neglected of.

That being said, I am off to slay yon thread as no one else can do.

 

[chicagosam]

Dead. Moving on...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Dead. Moving on...

The only thing dead by eons is your repertoire of perpetual banter and pointless advocacy. Threads, no, I'm afraid I've had it killed, dead and buried. But you can keep moving on nonetheless.
I killed the thread.

 

[Hoss]

Dead. Moving on...

Oh look it's Frank Converse (obvious reference to a 1970s television show).

However ChicagoSam is right! The thread indeed is dead, in part thanks to men like myself who hoisted it up and deposited in the crushing gears of my work truck until the unruly thread stopped struggling and succumbed to its fate and croaked!

(And kudos to Sam for locating the thread hiding in a thicket....

And to Chuck for letting out a loud scream of horror which confirmed the location (as well as his inability to man up and take control)

And to fluffy, who bless her kind soul tried to kill the thread, which may have weakened it....

And to the countless others, although you didn't succeed, you tried at least.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh look it's Frank Converse (obvious reference to a 1970s television show).

However ChicagoSam is right! The thread indeed is dead, in part thanks to men like myself who hoisted it up and deposited in the crushing gears of my work truck until the unruly thread stopped struggling and succumbed to its fate and croaked!

(And kudos to Sam for locating the thread hiding in a thicket....

And to Chuck for letting out a loud scream of horror which confirmed the location (as well as his inability to man up and take control)
fatally deci
And to fluffy, who bless her kind soul tried to kill the thread, which may have weakened it....

And to the countless others, although you didn't succeed, you tried at least.

Yeah, the only paper you'll sell that one to will be THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. And you killed you no thread; that was a black runner with white THREAD on it filled with strawberry jelly. I can tell cause I heard your truck tires screech when you saw it and then YOU screeched even louder in pit-i-ful horror as you peeled outta there. You rounded the corner teeth chattering AAND SOILED YOURSELF AGAIN.
If anything you threw the real thread off guard with your chickening out like a baby, and that's when I charged in with my '69 Dodge Charger(Real one, so don't even think otherwise, FAT-boy) and thus fatally decimated yon thread with my crossbow with explosive quarrels.
I have killed yon thread, and now graciously accept all genuflections.

 

[chicagosam]

Succinct: Thread dead. Game over.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Succinct: Thread dead. Game over.

Game continued. I killed it. So there-Thppppt!!!!

 

[chicagosam]

Thread dead.

 

[Timexxx]

Because they always show up at thread funerals? Especially of the threads I killed.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Thread dead.

Why yes. It is. I did it.

 

[Timexxx]

Show some respect to fluffy for making this possible... here's the truth she killed it! RIP!

 

[fluffychocolate]

Show some respect to fluffy for making this possible... here's the truth she killed it! RIP! View attachment 441447

I had to do it. *bows head for a moment of silence*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I had to do it. *bows head for a moment of silence*

Nope no killing for you, Miss Fluffy, you were too busy polishin' your talons.

I killed the thread.

 

[chicagosam]

Oh! Look! Dead thread!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Incorrecto I killed thread!!!

 

[chicagosam]

Something got killed but not the thread.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Something got killed but not the thread.

True that, 'cause if you or the person you're advocating for attempt to kill it, the thread will survive. However, a huntsman such as myself is a master craftsman in the art of killing threads and have done so whilst you promulgate and prattle.
I killed the thread.

 

[chicagosam]

Oops. Dead again sans imaginary advocate.