MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
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**Smacks Fluffy's behind** Your foolish yimmer yammering isn't proof of anything, and nobody's gonna believe the stuffed animals in your so-called "witness list"
I killed it. Believe it. Adjust and begone,foolish female.
Touch my tuckus with that skillet again woman, and I'll make sure you're walking funny without getting laid.*smacks you on the butt with a cast iron skillet* Now I said I killed it. I suggest you let it RIP before I have to spank you again.
Touch my tuckus with that skillet again woman, and I'll make sure you're walking funny without getting laid.
**ZAPS Fluffy's derriere with bamboo cane**
Now cram it....girl. We'll have no more of this fibbing from you when you can't even explain HOW you killed it if you did when you didn't..
My crossbow quarrel has went through it's frontal lobe and killed it
Uh, don't think so about the cane bit sweetie, for you see I moved with such blinding speed that your pain only created the illusion that you moved. All you did for Hoss was hand him a Taco Bell gift card.And don't need anybody's including a plump, fibbing broad who can't kill halitosis with mouthwash. Now you get outta that silly ass stocking and march your fanny back into your padded cell.That's right! Move girly. The real killer ME has done the killing of th thread and wants to go home after a busy night.*moves out the way of the cane just in time to let Hoss get it* Vibezzz kinda sorta remembers me killing it. I took out his memory when I did. And you know damn good and well you're not allowed to play with sharp objects after what happened to your foot.
Don't talk daft, Woman; it was screaming for someone else to kill it after it saw the way you gnoshed on your bon-bons.Nice try Chicagosam but I killed it. It died slow but happy. Let it rest in peace.
Sorry, Kiddies, I killed it