kill this thread

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Still trying to steal my kill? Tsk tsk tsk.

Cant steal something that's already in my possession.And really, the day anyone would believe that you could kil anything besides a half gallon of ice cream is when the world is going crazy. Now you stop trying to take credit for my kill and go take your meds from Nurse Wretched or you'll get the cane to your plump derriere again.

 

[fluffychocolate]

*shoots MC with a tranquilizer dart* That ought to take care of that pretender. Anyone else want a dart in the butt? *silence* That's what I thought. I am the undisputed thread killer!

 

[1958ST]

death by chocolate...what a way to go! but not yet

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*shoots MC with a tranquilizer dart* That ought to take care of that pretender. Anyone else want a dart in the butt? *silence* That's what I thought. I am the undisputed thread killer!

Nice try, but that wasn't me, that was your childhood friend still dressed in her New Years Eve costume, so thppppppt!!
Blow darts fluffy's derriere with advanced mild curare, poison ivy and capsicum.lNo point lying!! It's on the security cam so you got it.You through posturing over something you didn't do, Lit-tle-Miss, Fib-ber??I suspected as much. Now you put away that stupid spitball gun and march your ass into shock therapy, that's right!!I've had enough of your foolishness. Tonight we set it set it at MAX, so remove your extensions and $2 wig and put away your bon bons, it's gonna get shocking!!

I now gladly retain my title as the quintessential thread killer of all time!!!

 

[fluffychocolate]

*sits on the Thread Killer's Throne of Excellence* Oh no. MC is having delusions of grandeur again.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*sits on the Thread Killer's Throne of Excellence* Oh no. MC is having delusions of grandeur again.

***Hits ejector seat and propels Fluffy straight into vicious thread land......unarmed.**
Tsk, tsk, Fluffy's ride the lightning shock therapy is still making her hallucinate that she is a thread killer.
I still am the thread killer!!

 

[Hoss]

***Hits ejector seat and propels Fluffy straight into vicious thread land......unarmed.**
Tsk, tsk, Fluffy's ride the lightning shock therapy is still making her hallucinate that she is a thread killer.
I still am the thread killer!!

what a maroon! you hit the wrong button and ejected yourself into Oprah's hot tub with her friends Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopie Goldberg and you are all naked and they are desperate.

Fluffy was merely sent to the land of lost socks which she must sort before she can return.

Meanwhile I have been recruited to save the day and the planet by killing the thread, which as everyone can see I have done.

Thread is DEAD!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

what a maroon! you hit the wrong button and ejected yourself into Oprah's hot tub with her friends Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopie Goldberg and you are all naked and they are desperate.

Fluffy was merely sent to the land of lost socks which she must sort before she can return.

Meanwhile I have been recruited to save the day and the planet by killing the thread, which as everyone can see I have done.
Thread is DEAD!!

Oh, put-leeaase, you couldn't save a lemur from going over a cliff, so killing a thread is not your forte. And really, I hit the glide button and landed in Kate Upton's pool. And no one is gonna recruit you after the video I leaked of you running like a wimp screaming like a girl and trembling behind your horsey Chubbs.

By god, I am still here to rescue the world from the plague of the thread.

 

[chicagosam]

In ten words or less,
the thread is dead. Period.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

what a maroon! you hit the wrong button and ejected yourself into Oprah's hot tub with her friends Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopie Goldberg and you are all naked and they are desperate.

Fluffy was merely sent to the land of lost socks which she must sort before she can return.

Meanwhile I have been recruited to save the day and the planet by killing the thread, which as everyone can see I have done.

Thread is DEAD!!

Oh, BTW, I also grabbed you with my tractor beam for ballast and flipped YOU over into Oprah's hot tub. Only problem was your fat behind hit the water so hard you ejected all three into a party held by Pauly Shore and Carrottop.

 

[chicagosam]

*sits on the Thread Killer's Throne of Excellence* Oh no. MC is having delusions of grandeur again.

Be careful how you sit on that throne. I hear it has a huge opening.

Thread dead. I did it. Case closed. Coffin, too.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Be careful how you sit on that throne. I hear it has a huge opening.

Thread dead. I did it. Case closed. Coffin, too.

I'm aware of the hole. It is there to dispose of pretenders like MC. You can't kill a thread I already deaded.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm aware of the hole. It is there to dispose of pretenders like MC. You can't kill a thread I already deaded.

If it's meant for disposing pretenders and fibbers, then you are first.
I killed it long before your inception, fluffy

 

[chicagosam]

I'm aware of the hole. It is there to dispose of pretenders like MC. You can't kill a thread I already deaded.

Dreaded!

I done dood it. Deader than dead.

 

[Hoss]

I'm aware of the hole. It is there to dispose of pretenders like MC. You can't kill a thread I already deaded.

If it's meant for disposing pretenders and fibbers, then you are first.
I killed it long before your inception, fluffy

Dreaded!

I done dood it. Deader than dead.

well what have we here? 3 rank amateurs.....who even Major Bowes and Ted Mack would have tossed away.
I dare say all 3 would have been gonged rapidly by Jaye P. Morgan on the Gong Show (Chuck was gonged by Ms.Morgan at the airport too when he.. well, I am a gentleman so I won't give up his sordid details which led to his unfortunate arrest?


As far r as thread killing, none of you come close! Only I possess the great powers that are needed to destroy this thread and as can be plain ly seen, I have now done it!

The thread has breathed its last breath and now has expired and is quite most significantly and sincerely dead!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

well what have we here? 3 rank amateurs.....who even Major Bowes and Ted Mack would have tossed away.
I dare say all 3 would have been gonged rapidly by Jaye P. Morgan on the Gong Show (Chuck was gonged by Ms.Morgan at the airport too when he.. well, I am a gentleman so I won't give up his sordid details which led to his unfortunate arrest?


As far r as thread killing, none of you come close! Only I possess the great powers that are needed to destroy this thread and as can be plain ly seen, I have now done it!

The thread has breathed its last breath and now has expired and is quite most significantly and sincerely dead!

Oh, ho-ho-hoooooo!!! The clown prince of choking out and running scared from threads has made his voice clear about who does what and what he thinks he did?
Hoss, seriously about the GONG SHOW, I hate it, and without prejudice am NOT a fan of Jaye P Morgan, so knock it off and stuff that in your pipe and smoke it someplace, Get me?!


To the issue of who does what, Senor Vacquero Bisexuale, may I remind you of a certain video of you trying to kill a little thread. and you ran away like screaming like a girl and hid behind your horsey and when you rode away your nag squashed the thread, and you came off with a voice like the blue falcon taking credit for your horsey's kill?
Huh! Some thread killer, wimping out then taking someone else's kill for your own. "Great Power" he says.:laugh:

Indeed some do not even come close; that would be you and your fellow sanitorium inmate fluffy.
Neither of you do. I alone possess the skill necessary to annihilate yon thread without hesitation, aand have so as the photographs indicate.
I KILLED THE THREAD, AND BY GOD I AM STILL THE NUMBER #1 THREAD KILLER OF ALL TIME!!!

 

[chicagosam]

It drowned in the flow.

 

[parchissi]

Sorry chaps - But yes - its true....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Save it Tiki Tom; I killed the thread.

 

[chicagosam]

Died from boredom.

Thread dead.