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Hey! Hey! Hey there now! I properly killed this thread! Who told you all that you could claim the kill?
I can claim whatever I want, especially when a fibber tries to say she did something she didn't do!
I killed it, and that's all that you need to know!!
 

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Glad to hear you're feeling better but uh the thread killer chair has been filled by me.
The only thing you've filled was your plus sized straight jacket cause you couldn't kill a mild case of dandruff with HEAD AND SHOULDERS EXTRA STRENGTH.
I retain my title as chief thread killer and have killed yon thread mercilessly.
 

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The only thing you've filled was your plus sized straight jacket cause you couldn't kill a mild case of dandruff with HEAD AND SHOULDERS EXTRA STRENGTH.
I retain my title as chief thread killer and have killed yon thread mercilessly.
Yeah, well about that title. After looking into it I found out that you are ineligible for thread killing tournaments. So since I am licensed to kill, sisal I shall save everyone by slaying this great thread now!
 

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Yeah, well about that title. After looking into it I found out that you are eligible for thread killing tournaments. So since I am licensed to kill, sisal I shall save everyone by slaying this great thread now!
The only thing you've ever saved from anyone was those BONANZA BEERS you bought off eBay for one cent each.
And your license is that fishing license from 1975 without a stamp.
Take faith friends, I am here to obliterate the thread before we see the fat cowboy choke and run away.
 

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YOU. Silencio. Now. You couldn't send a lemur over a cliff to its death, so you have no killing skills. I killed it, and that's 'Nuff said.
Yeah well you ran screaming like you did when you saw a naked nun when you saw the lemur and dashed off the cliff yourself. You were saved by landing on a passing condor.....the condor dropped you in the Ramapo.


Now, back to the basics and the facts of thread killing.

I have killed this thread. How i did it is top secret so it will accompany me to my grave.but be happy because I have slain the thread FOREVER!
 

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Yeah well you ran screaming like you did when you saw a naked nun when you saw the lemur and dashed off the cliff yourself. You were saved by landing on a passing condor.....the condor dropped you in the Ramapo.


Now, back to the basics and the facts of thread killing.

I have killed this thread. How i did it is top secret so it will accompany me to my grave.but be happy because I have slain the thread FOREVER!
Don't talk like a burbling buffoon again, Hoss, you don't have it in you to kill a butterfly. And if you must know, I only screamed because you and the old nun were "blessing each other" in the courtyard bird fountain and blinded my eyes. The condor turned out to be beaky buzzard who dropped me off in Passaic county to the bar after I murdered the thread swiftly.
You however, were still in the alley sobbing on Thunderbird after choking on the kill.

I killed the thread.
 

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No you didn't. I did. It even says it on the death certificate! I have witnesses and everything. It was an act of kindness.
Your Ken and Barbie dolls and Compton Carlotta are hardly any witnesses.
And your death certificate is only the wax paper from your pizza.
I killed it.
 

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Step aside you wimps and losers!

I am here now to destroy this thread forever and that will be the end of it! There will be no mysterious rising from the dead of this thread because it will be both cremated and then deposited deep within the surface of a planet far far like really super incredibly far away!


The thread had died. It is dead.
 

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Step aside you wimps and losers!

I am here now to destroy this thread forever and that will be the end of it! There will be no mysterious rising from the dead of this thread because it will be both cremated and then deposited deep within the surface of a planet far far like really super incredibly far away!


The thread had died. It is dead.
Look who's yakking about doing something he's incapable; the fat wimpitty wimp ccoward choker
 

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Hoss, you are sooooooo incapable of killing a thread it is laughable. And the only thing you'll cremate is the black carpet runner.Nobody needs to hear what a mamby pamby milksop like you can't do.

I hereby take charge and gladly obliterate yon thread so that the feeb Hoss will not choke.
I killed it.
'Nuff said
 

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Oh MC... SIT DOWN AND HUSH! You couldn't even bore the poor thread to death. That's why I had to mercy kill it.
You. Quiet. Now, you couldn't even kill it with laughter. I keeps telling you,smart ass, I hadda kill it with conviction before you & your bon bon covered press on talons attempted to scratch it