kill this thread

[fluffychocolate]

You. Quiet. Now, you couldn't even kill it with laughter. I keeps telling you,smart ass, I hadda kill it with conviction before you & your bon bon covered press on talons attempted to scratch it

*polishes my perfect manicure on MC's shirt* Everything about me is authentic including my thread killing skills. So have a seat in the time out corner for the next ten minutes. Get before I get out my paddle and whacks your fanny.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*polishes my perfect manicure on MC's shirt* Everything about me is authentic including my thread killing skills. So have a seat in the time out corner for the next ten minutes. Get before I get out my paddle and whacks your fanny.

I-DON'T-DO-TIME-OUTS for no one. And if you even so much as breeze that rotten dilapidated ping pong paddle near me, I'll make sure you won't be able to walk straight for a month

Now you stop fibbing and go take your lithium and let a real thread killer by girly.

 

[185248]

The love affair with the mysterious continues.....So, are the days of our lives....

 

[Hoss]

The love affair with the mysterious continues.....So, are the days of our lives....

The sands in your hourglass have not yet all fallen through. Fortunately for everybody, the sands of the hourglass of this thread have now been transported to another galaxy causing the thread to die most suddenly.

The thread is now completely dead and has no chance of revival.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The sands in your hourglass have not yet all fallen through. Fortunately for everybody, the sands of the hourglass of this thread have now been transported to another galaxy causing the thread to die most suddenly.

The thread is now completely dead and has no chance of revival.

Yes, and I killed it most certainly, not some Mamby pamby chicken vaquero who chokes when a thread inches near him.
Autographs will be available in the LPSG lobby.

 

[fluffychocolate]

I-DON'T-DO-TIME-OUTS for no one. And if you even so much as breeze that rotten dilapidated ping pong paddle near me, I'll make sure you won't be able to walk straight for a month

Now you stop fibbing and go take your lithium and let a real thread killer by girly.

*turns MC over my knee and spanks him with every word* What have I told you about my thread killing skills being perfect? Now you go stand in the corner until I tell you that you can come out! *WHACK!*

*watches MC run crying to the corner*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*turns MC over my knee and spanks him with every word* What have I told you about my thread killing skills being perfect? Now you go stand in the corner until I tell you that you can come out! *WHACK!*

*watches MC run crying to the corner*

Fluffy doodle, honey, I dunno what meds you are or aren't taking, but my beloved butt's just fine no abrasion, nothing. Your Michael Jackson doll, however, looks like it got the beating of it's life. YOU-however will accompany it.**Grabs Fluffy's arm turns her round and handcuffs her to a wall. Pulls down Fluffy's protective padding and grounding exposing her bare behind Winds up bamboo cane and lets it rip.
SMACK!! CRACK!! WHACK!!! WHACKITY WHACK!!!! Repeatedly on Fluffy's behind with every word!! You- think- you're- telling- ME -about - whose- thread- killing- skills- are- and -aren't- perfect........little woman?? Nuh-uh. I stand in the corner for no...one
**Undoes handcuffs Fluffy's and observes her crumpling to the floor whimpering and sobbing.
Now YOU get into that padded cell of yours and you'll stay put till such time as I say you can reappear if you don't fib.
Tih!!
What arrogance!!

 

[fluffychocolate]

*sits in the winner's chair watching MC talking to air* Yep. Time to up his meds.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*sits in the winner's chair watching MC talking to air* Yep. Time to up his meds.

Meds are just fine unlike YOURS, cause you don't know where the hell you are; this is the kill thread thread.
Either rate, I still killed it, you didn't and I still win to boot so go back into your sunflower seed induced coma

 

[Hoss]

Thank you for that piece of comedy Chuck.

You really are off your meds if you think you could come close to killing this thread. You are totally incapable of doing so and in fact are incapable of killing any thread.

Good thing that when the call went out for a hero I arrived......sure, I thought they meant a 12th foot long hero sandwich but the point is I showed up and saw the terror in your eyes from the threatening thread and immediately got to work and slew the thread, I slayed it dead and then it was no more!

You are safe now Chuck thanks to me!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thank you for that piece of comedy Chuck.

You really are off your meds if you think you could come close to killing this thread. You are totally incapable of doing so and in fact are incapable of killing any thread.

Good thing that when the call went out for a hero I arrived......sure, I thought they meant a 12th foot long hero sandwich but the point is I showed up and saw the terror in your eyes from the threatening thread and immediately got to work and slew the thread, I slayed it dead and then it was no more!

You are safe now Chuck thanks to me!

Don't talk ridiculous, Hoss, you've NEVER killed a thread; whyyyyy, you couldn't even that baby moth who got near your Bonanza costume .

You choked and ran away screaming like a girl yet again after crapping yourself and it's all on security cams too. You were in such a fugue you hacked up an old black runner and to have 50 ccs of Thorazine in your fat posterior.

I however have killed yon thread with herculean strength and the swiftness of a shrike.
It is dead cause I killed it.

 

[fluffychocolate]

*sits here laughing* Herculean strength? Oh MC! You are too funny. Anyways, quit trying to take credit for my thread kill.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Heh. Nearly collapsed a lung laughing at that crap. Thank you Fluffy, that's nice of you to make me laugh twice.
"take credit for YOUR KILL"? Ho! Can't take credit from someone doesn't have no credibility, so THPPPT!!! on that little girl.
And two, it's soooo delightfully amusing watching a little girl trying to play with the big men and think she kills anything but time waiting for her manicurist to simonize her press on talons.

In short Fluffy doodle, ya still haven't killed it; nothing nada, nientesto, zero, zilch, bupkus.

So, stop trying to capitalize on MY THREAD KILL, and be still, or I'll get out the bigger bamboo cane pole with studs.

 

[fluffychocolate]

No one at the home allows you to play with anything harmful. That's how everyone knows you haven't killed squat. I am the Queen of Thread Killing. Deal with it in therapy.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So sorry to wreck your screwed there, Fluffy, but my apt is my only home, unlike YOU whose residency is a unit # at the local sanitorium almost next to Hoss.

I am the only grand master thread killer of all time here, YOU deal with it before your Electro Shock Therapy

 

[fluffychocolate]

*comes upon thread still wiggling around* Poor thing. Let me put you out of your misery. *pulls curtain so no one has to witness the dead* There! Tis finally done. *lays sheet over dead thread*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*comes upon thread still wiggling around* Poor thing. Let me put you out of your misery. *pulls curtain so no one has to witness the dead* There! Tis finally done. *lays sheet over dead thread*

Yeah, that's only coz you don't want anyone to know you only tightened curtain rope round your halway runner aand left red food coloring to make it look like you killed it. When in fact you killed, nada, niente, zip zero, zilch, bupkis.
I killed it

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thank you for that piece of comedy Chuck.

You really are off your meds if you think you could come close to killing this thread. You are totally incapable of doing so and in fact are incapable of killing any thread.

Good thing that when the call went out for a hero I arrived......sure, I thought they meant a 12th foot long hero sandwich but the point is I showed up and saw the terror in your eyes from the threatening thread and immediately got to work and slew the thread, I slayed it dead and then it was no more!

As for YOU, Senor Vacquero Bisexuale, no more of your lies here; none of them. You don't know how to kill a thread; you never have.
Anytime anybody MENTIONS a thread nearby, you shite yourself, FATBOY, so stop trying to impress everyone here with skills you don't have, 'KAY??
It took a fearless hunter such as myself to skillfully dash in and not hesitate to have slain yon thread. Yes a hero WAS CALLED; ME. They didn't need some mamby pamby ZERO with old shaking hands who couldn't break spaghetti like YOU.
I am the champion thread killer.

 

[Hoss]

As for YOU, Senor Vacquero Bisexuale, no more of your lies here; none of them. You don't know how to kill a thread; you never have.
Anytime anybody MENTIONS a thread nearby, you shite yourself, FATBOY, so stop trying to impress everyone here with skills you don't have, 'KAY??
It took a fearless hunter such as myself to skillfully dash in and not hesitate to have slain yon thread. Yes a hero WAS CALLED; ME. They didn't need some mamby pamby ZERO with old shaking hands who couldn't break spaghetti like YOU.
I am the champion thread killer.

Pfft! And double Pfft! PFFT!

I kill more threads hourly than you can in a hundred millennia. Probably because you NEVER HAVE killed a thread. You instead cower behind a tree waiting for a big strong man like me to come in and save you.


Now watch and learn as I lead this thread astray and then when it least expects it........KAPLOW, KABOOM! It will be dead.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Pfft! And double Pfft! PFFT!

I kill more threads hourly than you can in a hundred millennia. Probably because you NEVER HAVE killed a thread. You instead cower behind a tree waiting for a big strong man like me to come in and save you.


Now watch and learn as I lead this thread astray and then when it least expects it........KAPLOW, KABOOM! It will be dead.

Tih!! and TRIPLE TIH!!! You can't even kill household germs with LYSOL.We oughtta provide you with XXXwide adult diapers when we TRY to talk about threads and you're in the room, cause you crap yourself enough to fill a fertilizer bag 10x over at the merest of mentioned threads. You mess yourself something big until an extremely big tough guy like me rescues you whilst you hide behind your nickering nag, HORSEY CHUBBS.
BLAM, BLAM, BUH-BLAM!!! Keep your Dan Blocker notepad open and ready for notes as I show you how it's REALLY DONE.