Yeah you slipped out of the chair all right. Must have been when you zoned out on those happy pills you bought from the guy down on 3rd street. Good thing the cops didn't see it or you'd be spending another night in a holding cell.
Now while you try to pull yourself together, I will slaughter this thread faster and better than anything has ever been slaughtered!
By the time you exit from your drugged up stupor, the thread will be long dead and the services will be over.
Oh, please no one's going to believe YOU, some mamby pamby chicken wannabe thread killer who who's only beating up their strawberry oatmeal. And I don't go near 3rd st; that was YOU tryin' to score your lithium after bailing outta the DAN BLOCKER fan club.
Lucky for you a yellow cab picked you up and drove you to Penn station. after a trip to CVS to purchase your XXX adult diapers and prune juice after you choked when the thread got near by.
NOW, whilst you are one your way back to your pseudo ranch, I shall take charge and murder the thread with precision as only the master assassin me can do.