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*straps MC into the electroshock therapy chair* Your delusions are getting the better of you again. I will not have you taking credit for my thread kills. *ZAP*
 

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*straps MC into the electroshock therapy chair* Your delusions are getting the better of you again. I will t have you taking credit for my thread kills. *ZAP*
**Slips out of chair and whcirls fluffy and her extensions into it**
your utterings will not prevail oh, lithium deprived one;
these are MY KILLING CREDITS for the thread.thppt!! PZAPP!!!
 

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**Slips out of chair and whcirls fluffy and her extensions into it**
your utterings will not prevail oh, lithium deprived one;
these are MY KILLING CREDITS for the thread.thppt!! PZAPP!!!
Yeah you slipped out of the chair all right. Must have been when you zoned out on those happy pills you bought from the guy down on 3rd street. Good thing the cops didn't see it or you'd be spending another night in a holding cell.

Now while you try to pull yourself together, I will slaughter this thread faster and better than anything has ever been slaughtered!


By the time you exit from your drugged up stupor, the thread will be long dead and the services will be over.
 

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Yeah you slipped out of the chair all right. Must have been when you zoned out on those happy pills you bought from the guy down on 3rd street. Good thing the cops didn't see it or you'd be spending another night in a holding cell.

Now while you try to pull yourself together, I will slaughter this thread faster and better than anything has ever been slaughtered!


By the time you exit from your drugged up stupor, the thread will be long dead and the services will be over.
Oh, please no one's going to believe YOU, some mamby pamby chicken wannabe thread killer who who's only beating up their strawberry oatmeal. And I don't go near 3rd st; that was YOU tryin' to score your lithium after bailing outta the DAN BLOCKER fan club.
Lucky for you a yellow cab picked you up and drove you to Penn station. after a trip to CVS to purchase your XXX adult diapers and prune juice after you choked when the thread got near by.

NOW, whilst you are one your way back to your pseudo ranch, I shall take charge and murder the thread with precision as only the master assassin me can do.
 

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If I hadn't already killed it that would be a no. It's veins were microscopic.
Oh, please, you couldn't kill dust bunnies with a feather duster, so you never killed it. I have since had this thread muy muerte long before your delusional inception.I killed it.
 

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Oh, please, you couldn't kill dust bunnies with a feather duster, so you never killed it. I have since had this thread muy muerte long before your delusional inception.I killed it.

MC, stop it! I killed the thread and that's all there is to it. You couldn't even bore it to death.
 

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MC, stop it! I killed the thread and that's all there is to it. You couldn't even bore it to death.
Silencio, oh,lithium deprived doo wop wannabe singer; I killed it. you either accept it or don't , but that's all there is to it. Or eould you prefer me to raise cane on your tender hindquarters again?
 

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That's your posts. There's not a mark on me. However, I do have a certificate of champion thread killing abilities. I even do it humanely.
NOPE....! Lemme tell you something; if I have to look at your posts that say you attempted to spank me in April, then you better damned well believe I returned the favor with a good and swift caning, and all your lying and fibbing ain't gonna change it cause it happened and that's all there is to it.

And your only "certificate" is the one that keeps you locked up for chronic lying among other things.You can't even try and kill a household fly without ducking under the table swearing and sobbing.

I am a master assassin of thread killing, and have killed more threads than you've bon bons in one seating.
I killed it!!!