kill this thread

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You're hallucinating again MC. And BillM you would harm a fly though you might unzip it.

hard to believe since I got the pics of you that say otherwise, dilly. And I have no reason to hallucinate, whereas YOU and your split personality disorders are still making you think you are in charge. I remain free, and thread killer personified whilst you're till going on and on about things that are not real, just like your thread killing skills.

 

[fluffychocolate]

*relaxes at the spa about to go get a massage* Whatever MC. Only thread killers like me get these perks. So you keep chewing on that bubblegum stogy.

 

[deleted1030587]

It's certainly been an epic battle, but it does look like @fluffychocolate has triumphed. Also, I think it would be somewhat impolite to sour fluffy's spa visit with any further replies by you scoundrels. Show some restraint and respect - like myself, and let her bask in the glory of this well deserved victory.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*relaxes at the spa about to go get a massage* Whatever MC. Only thread killers like me get these perks. So you keep chewing on that bubblegum stogy.

***smirks*** as fluffy's ect session begins. Uh huh, you don't get those perks, dilly; championship thread killers like me are deserving cause I am a splendid killer.


*Awaits Asian GIRL MASSAGE while smoking genuine HAVANA STOGIE*
THPPPT! I KILLED IT.

 

[deleted1030587]

Anybody else posts in this thread then I'm fabricating terrorist allegations against them and sending them to the appropriate authorities.

 

[BillM]

 

[fluffychocolate]

Anybody else posts in this thread then I'm fabricating terrorist allegations against them and sending them to the appropriate authorities.

The thread is the enemy. Hence why I kill it. MC just wishes he could kill it.

 

[deleted1030587]

I have a bread knife to the throat of a terrapin... that has dependants. Anybody else posts and Terence the terrapin gets it!!! Terry's widow will probably resort to turning tricks, and if that doesn't pan out, maybe even sell their children to cats? You don't want to have that on your conscience do you? Well, do you?

 

[BillM]

@kubam, I think you are about to kill this THREAD!!!

 

[fluffychocolate]

I have a bread knife to the throat of a terrapin... that has dependants. Anybody else posts and Terence the terrapin gets it!!! Terry's widow will probably resort to turning tricks, and if that doesn't pan out, maybe even sell their children to cats? You don't want to have that on your conscience do you? Well, do you?

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one or the few. Therefore I gotta do what I gotta do. I must kill the thread.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The thread is the enemy. Hence why can't I kill it. MC can kill it.

Yup. I still killed it.

 

[deleted1030587]

Great news, I've been offered $5 million by a Nigerian Prince to kill this thread. Willing to share!!!

 

[BillM]

Great news, I've been offered $5 million by a Nigerian Prince to kill this thread. Willing to share!!!

OK what kind of a split??

 

[deleted1030587]

OK what kind of a split??

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!! You replied and wrecked the offer! I was tasked with killing this thread with one comment - a fact I was required to keep secret by the Prince (lovely fella, btw). Devastated....

 

[BillM]

Yes Prince Charming has given Me his magic sword to do just that!!

 

[deleted1030587]

In a rather surprising development I've just learned witchcraft from an old crone. As soon as I can get hold of a bull's pizzle then I'm going to cast a curse upon anyone that posts even once more in this thread.

 

[BillM]

In a rather surprising development I've just learned witchcraft from an old crone. As soon as I can get hold of a bull's pizzle then I'm going to cast a curse upon anyone that posts even once more in this thread.

Your right this will kill the THREAD!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The thread is the enemy. Hence why I kill it. MC just wishes he could kill it.

**Snickers as Fluffy repeats that to her full length mirror in her electrified cell**
Yeah, YOU WISH it was true, Dilly; the absolute truth IS-I killed it so long ago before your foolish inception here.
You couldn't kill dust bunnies with your duster while munching on a bonbon.
I killed the thread.

 

[deleted1030587]

I hacked into NORAD and have the nuclear codes, pretty tricky since I only have an Atari VCS. I've reprogrammed the silo's to launch if the post counter on this thread ticks up by even one. Please show some restraint and let this thread, rather than humanity, die. Please, think of the children.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Doesn't matter since I killed the thread ages ago. All that work you did for nada.