Yeah, uh, well you were supposed to be notified by email correspondence or phone but that's ok we'll just lay it out for you.
In response to this, the
TKAG(Thread Killers Assassination Guild) held a secret ballot to a successful referendum and voted in favor of
vetoing your ersatz "rule" and ruled that CRACKPOT RULES made
by a CRACKPOT(Uh, that'd be YOU. 
) We know you understand this as you are petitioning for probationary membership and don't expect a repeat as we know you want your application approved Additionally, we found out that you've left your silly nag gnosh on our rhododendrons and shat on our prized imported Greek pavers and are slowly dissolving them. We expect payment for replacing them.
You will have NO sanctioned thread killings from the TKAG until restitution is made; failure to observe this directive will result in your summary and immediate expulsion.
Now, you get out of that car cover sized rain poncho, put away that plastic cowboy hat, go find your BONANZA nukk and DAN BLOCKER DOLL and go wait in your padded cell for nurse Wretched to come in with your nighty night time Thorazine shot for the night. When you get up tomorrow, I'll have a pic of me holding up the dead thread sent to your WALMART PREPAID CELL.
The real thread killer ME is here to decimate the evil of the thread
