kill this thread

[Catchoftheday]

Yeah but whodunnit?

 

[hockeyguy741]

It was the butler in the library with the steel pipe and the body is buried in the rose garden

 

[beretta8]

So, you seem to know quite a bit...are you the butler?....

 

[chicagosam]

Damn, Miss Marple, is sleuthing again. Who let that crazy old broad loose?

 

[hockeyguy741]

Call the nursing home shes gotten loose again

 

[chicagosam]

Call the nursing home, she's gotten loose again.

And is missing all her punctuation! Someone call that mad Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot!

 

[beretta8]

I thought he exclamated a while back.......

 

[hockeyguy741]

I thought he exclamated a while back.......

I believe you mean ejaculated not exclamated......

 

[beretta8]

I believe you meant expired....not ejaculated..

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

If anyone else posts, it's because you really want to see all those closeup nude photos of a group of 80 year old men nude.

 

[chicagosam]

If anyone else posts, it's because you really want to see all those closeup nude photos of a group of 80 year old men nude.

I'm going to post so no one has to see your post.:biggrin1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

I don't think anyone else will read this

 

[TinyPrincess]

read what???

 

[Northland]

Throckmorton Qimblertuq has left the building.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Throckmorton Qimblertuq went out into the street and started climbing up outside, intending to scale the face of the building and break the world record for climbing buildings....

 

[Northland]

Some 88 feet up the side of the building, the aging (he was 69)Throckmorton Qimblertuq realized he was passing his office window. He glanced inside and noticed his secretary Vixen Luxlorker gyrating wildly on his dictaphone as his nephew Humpley Hargrove drooled in an almost idiotic trance. He nearly lost his grip at the sight but continued climbing upwards with only another 1200 feet to go as he approached a world record ignoring the flock of geese heading towards him.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Tis Dead!!!.

 

[beretta8]

Twas....thy thread hath been resurrected by Sir Tardis.......A severe boning is in order for thy heresy!......

 

[hockeyguy741]

Twas....thy thread hath been resurrected by Sir Tardis.......A severe boning is in order for thy heresy!......

I say are we to witness Sir Beretta deliver a severe boning to the respectable Sir Tardis in the village square

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Twas....thy thread hath been resurrected by Sir Tardis.......A severe boning is in order for thy heresy!......

I would try anything for you B :redface:

I say are we to witness Sir Beretta deliver a severe boning to the respectable Sir Tardis in the village square

Yes Sir as long as you do your Lady Godiva bit through the village first , off course you can be Lady Hocketetta if you wish.:biggrin1: