kill this thread

[Northland]

Mr Jäger?

Oh, you're not my therapist, right? Stupid paranoia.

Paranoia is never stupid, it's just a necessity to be able to properly carry a parasol.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Beretta!?


What does he have that I don't? No matter, I have kidnapped him and you shant receive him back until you've prepared a meal and we've feasted of it off of each other. (I'll even forgo the usual sexual preliminaries)

NOoooooo please let him go, i have custard. He's my knight in shining underwear, please Northy release him Pweeeeeeeze:frown1:

 

[Northland]

NOoooooo please let him go, i have custard. He's my knight in shining underwear, please Northy release him Pweeeeeeeze:frown1:

Okay. You talked me into it.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Okay. You talked me into it.

OY!!! 23 hours later and you still not released him!!, the custard is going lumpy and i've nearly eaten all this crumble myself!!!

 

[dc9]

How are you my friend?

OY!!! 23 hours later and you still not released him!!, the custard is going lumpy and i've nearly eaten all this crumble myself!!!

 

[voidout]

shhhh.

 

[Snakebyte]

how about poisoning this thread?

 

[Northland]

R-A-T,

T-L-E,

S-N-A-K-E

spells Rattlesnake



Ah yes, delightful schoolyard memories...

 

[Snakebyte]

I'm no rattlesnake. I'm a green mamba.

 

[Northland]

Mozambique?

 

[Snakebyte]

no, Sierra Leone

 

[Northland]

Oh a wonderful movie. The Treasure of The Sierra Madre- I think it was about Walter Huston joining his Sierra club with Humphrey Bogart.

 

[Northland]

OY!!! 23 hours later and you still not released him!!, the custard is going lumpy and i've nearly eaten all this crumble myself!!!

He must have taken off with Chicago Sam...

 

[Snakebyte]

Bogart? That was not my time. ^^

 

[D_Relentless Original]

How are you my friend?

DC.....:biggrin1:, i was fine till Northland kidnapped my pretend boyfriend that i made apple crumble for and won't give him back.

He must have taken off with Chicago Sam...

NO!!!!!!, you are a Billy for saying that! are you trying to tip me over the edge?????.

 

[Northland]

DC.....:biggrin1:, i was fine till Northland kidnapped my pretend boyfriend that i made apple crumble for and won't give him back.



NO!!!!!!, you are a Billy for saying that! are you trying to tip me over the edge?????.

hmm...tip you eh? Would that I could get you to be willing to be tipped over my knee (or onto my bed).

 

[D_Relentless Original]

hmm...tip you eh? Would that I could get you to be willing to be tipped over my knee (or onto my bed).

I only have eyes for beretta :tongue:

 

[Northland]

I only have eyes for beretta :tongue:

But you said he was pretend...or was it the boyfriend part which was pretend and Beretta is real and I'm a Greek from Dundee? (or was it the Firth of Forth?)

DC.....:biggrin1:, i was fine till Northland kidnapped my pretend boyfriend that i made apple crumble for and won't give him back.

You can have him back when I get the orange marmalade...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

But you said he was pretend...or was it the boyfriend part which was pretend and Beretta is real and I'm a Greek from Dundee? (or was it the Firth of Forth?)



You can have him back when I get the orange marmalade...

Okay, do you want it smooth or with shreds in ?

 

[Northland]

Okay, do you want it smooth or with shreds in ?

Beretta in shreds? Ye gods, what hast thou done? (or is that doneth?)