Kilt suggested for huge penis

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  1. sexialexia

    sexialexia New Member

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    Thanks for your suggestion SUMYUNGUY about the kilt to get rid of the bulge. It's a good idea, but with one basic flaw,--A man isn't supposed to wear anything under a kilt, and our winters are brutally cold. I've experienced the agony of severe frostbite, so I can just imagine the screams of my boyfriend as his equipment starts to thaw out.
     
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    I can't imagine having a kilt on my penis.
     
  3. mindseye

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    It's a myth that one is "supposed" to wear no underwear under the kilt. Although some people go commando, it's perfectly fine to dress for comfort and/or modesty.
     
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    Completely off-topic, but Mindseye, (I hope you don't take offense to this) has anyone ever told you that you look like Adam Savage from Mythbusters?

    He's on the right
     
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    Those who live/have lived in a big city know how those winter winds and gusts blow down the corridors of streets and alleys formed by tall buildings and are able to imagine how silly it would be to wear a kilt without short woolies underneath.

    Talk about cold balls on a brass monkey, to say nothing of trying to carry a package in your arms while trying to keep the hem at your knees.
     
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    carrying yerrrr package in yerrrr arrrrms would definitely be warrrrmer than keeping it under yerrr kilt! brrrrrrr
     
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    Heh. Thanks. :) (I used to get Chris Elliot way back when, so I guess this is a step up!)
     
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    Um, Mindseye, I think that if you're wearing a dress kilt as a military uniform, you're supposed to "go regimental"...that is, no underwear. I once heard the story of a famous picture of the Scots guard at one of the last changing of the colours in Hong Kong before 1997. A gust of wind from an approachng typhoon revealed his bare ass in all its glory for the photographers. The soldier was reprimanded for what the photo revealed...that his dress socks were uneven.
     
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    Um, Mindseye, I think that if you're wearing a dress kilt as a military uniform, you're supposed to "go regimental"...that is, no underwear. I once heard the story of a famous picture of the Scots guard at one of the last changing of the colours in Hong Kong before 1997. A gust of wind from an approachng typhoon revealed his bare ass in all its glory for the photographers. The soldier was reprimanded for what the photo revealed...that his dress socks were uneven.
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    correct it is traditional to go regimental
     
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    I don't think the gentleman Alexia spoke of was planning to wear the kilt as a military uniform.

    This kilt vendor (1) says you can wear "whatever you like" underneath the kilt.

    This source (2) mentions that Highland regiments wear their kilts sans underoos, but that Highland dancers don't.

    And this source (3) says that Queen Victoria required underpants to be worn with the kilt in her presence. (Then again, this may not be so surprising coming from Queen Victoria!)

    Finally, this source (4) states, "For civilians, undergarments is a personal choice, not a regulatory requirement."

    I stand by my claim that subkiltian breeches are just fine. :)
     
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    carrying yerrrr package in yerrrr arrrrms would definitely be warrrrmer than keeping it under yerrr kilt! brrrrrrr
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    Dig it, man, although it is a luxury going commando, (let's potty!) you still can't get past those god awful winds blowing the things in any direction the fourwinds may carry it. Tho, with this lot here at LPSG, all us hung guys'd look pretty unusual having our packages blown around by just the wind!
     
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    Well, here in the land of haggis (Scotland) you just eget laughed at if you don't go commando with a kilt, and everyone is trying to get you to prove that you're being a "true Scotsman". I did it for my 6th year prom - the novelty of easy pissing soon wore off, but the warm summer air about your balls does feel very nice indeed :evilgrin:
     
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    I think the simple fact is that modern pants as we think of them aren't designed for the well-endowed. I guess in the days before mass-production, it was better, but not today.
     
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    Being half Jock myself, you cannot, simply CANNOT wear underwear with a kilt.

    (For comedy reference, see Carry on up the Khyber!)
     
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    wouldn't a kilt make it harder to hide anyways?
     
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    Doesn't matter. People shouldn't be looking.
     
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    They shouldn't, but they do. I've gotten my hubby to wear a kilt a few times, and he's been a good sport about going commando to please me, :loveya: but he does get stared at and is very uncomfortable with it. I'm afraid I have to agree with wutdouthink, a kilt may make it more obvious, not less.

    :happy: Karen
     
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    In scotland the military have their dress kilt's....one time out of curiosity i asked...and they do wear boxers under them....most not in the military....not so much.
     
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